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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13860 on: November 14, 2024, 07:32:46 AM »
I refuse to learn who this Bolts guy is. I have my limits

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13861 on: November 14, 2024, 09:16:40 AM »
anyone try bubble gum flavoured squashies? that shit is crack

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13862 on: November 14, 2024, 04:46:22 PM »
Not one part of me thinks Mike horse wouldn’t make a meme of himself in this manner

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13863 on: November 14, 2024, 07:05:00 PM »
how is he even gonna type it with his stupid lil hooves tho

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13864 on: November 14, 2024, 07:10:33 PM »
how is he even gonna type it with his stupid lil hooves tho

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13865 on: November 14, 2024, 08:18:07 PM »
The country flags on this post. I truly hope Biebel is going around Miami telling people he is Colombian lmao


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13866 on: November 15, 2024, 06:16:12 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13867 on: November 15, 2024, 06:22:09 AM »

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holy shit dude needs help
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Refresh my memory guys, this was the guy who was breastfed by his dad?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13868 on: November 15, 2024, 06:38:33 AM »
Refresh my memory guys, this was the guy who was breastfed by his dad?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13869 on: November 15, 2024, 06:51:47 AM »
Couldn't watch that Bolts video but skimmed it...
"I'm just holding people accountable for not wanting to be my friend" is a sentence that reads like a novelette.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13870 on: November 15, 2024, 07:10:49 AM »
The country flags on this post. I truly hope Biebel is going around Miami telling people he is Colombian lmao



At least he's slightly less BRIGHT RED than he was in previous pics, but Brandon still really looks like he varnishes his body.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13871 on: November 15, 2024, 07:59:20 AM »


Not a lame post: Daveed is of of the board, and is also on of
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13872 on: November 15, 2024, 03:24:44 PM »
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anyone try bubble gum flavoured squashies? that shit is crack
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13873 on: November 15, 2024, 06:22:15 PM »


Not a lame post: Daveed is of of the board, and is also on of

Is he also then on reading the slap, then?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13874 on: November 15, 2024, 07:16:51 PM »
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Not a lame post: Daveed is of of the board, and is also on of
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Is he also then on reading the slap, then?

God I hope so, all my contributions to this thread are about #gonzvibes
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13875 on: November 15, 2024, 07:43:20 PM »
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Not a lame post: Daveed is of of the board, and is also on of
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Is he also then on reading the slap, then?
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God I hope so, all my contributions to this thread are about #gonzvibes


He should bring back Young Guns.   (Which I believe was a brand with Antwan and or Trainwreck)

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13876 on: November 15, 2024, 08:11:50 PM »
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Not a lame post: Daveed is of of the board, and is also on of
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Is he also then on reading the slap, then?
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God I hope so, all my contributions to this thread are about #gonzvibes
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He should bring back Young Guns.   (Which I believe was a brand with Antwan and or Trainwreck)

I thought young guns was Tony Trujillos fake cock rock band. That said, Daveed on lead guitar.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13877 on: November 15, 2024, 08:32:24 PM »


(Thought This was more funny than lame)
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13878 on: November 15, 2024, 09:12:13 PM »

What’s the problem here??
Also, I don’t think Laban has been pro for a looooong time; just sayin…

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13879 on: November 15, 2024, 10:25:52 PM »
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What’s the problem here??
Also, I don’t think Laban has been pro for a looooong time; just sayin…
Not tryna be “that guy,” but Laban has a model out on Blockhead at this very moment.
Also just sayin…

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13880 on: November 16, 2024, 12:45:52 AM »

Why am I not surprised
Mikey leaning far right these days, I mean he never gave off left vibes when he was younger either but I’ve always pictured him as someone hovering right around the centaur.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13881 on: November 16, 2024, 01:38:48 AM »
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Why am I not surprised
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Mikey leaning far right these days, I mean he never gave off left vibes when he was younger either but I’ve always pictured him as someone hovering right around the centaur.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13882 on: November 16, 2024, 05:42:13 AM »
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Why am I not surprised
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Mikey leaning far right these days, I mean he never gave off left vibes when he was younger either but I’ve always pictured him as someone hovering right around the centaur.

Hahahaha good one
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13883 on: November 16, 2024, 07:33:32 AM »
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What’s the problem here??
Also, I don’t think Laban has been pro for a looooong time; just sayin…
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Not tryna be “that guy,” but Laban has a model out on Blockhead at this very moment.
Also just sayin…
You good Lou, I’m not really tracking Blockhead pros so my bad; I’ll go eat my shoe now…

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13884 on: November 16, 2024, 11:03:01 AM »
Trump told RFK Jr. to go wild on health so he suggested appointing Mikey Taylor to Fauci’s old position as the head of the CDC or Centaur for Disease Control.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13885 on: November 16, 2024, 11:53:10 AM »


(Thought This was more funny than lame)

Why is this lame? I mean littering sucks, not his fault
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13886 on: November 16, 2024, 11:57:12 AM »
Where as I am loving these centaur jokes, I can’t help but feel they are somehow missing the mark.
A centaur is a horsey w/ a human torso where it’s head would be; Mikey is the opposite. He has a human body w/ a horse’s head.
I don’t know what that’s called.  Centaylor?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13887 on: November 16, 2024, 01:59:49 PM »
Where as I am loving these centaur jokes, I can’t help but feel they are somehow missing the mark.
A centaur is a horsey w/ a human torso where it’s head would be; Mikey is the opposite. He has a human body w/ a horse’s head.
I don’t know what that’s called.  Centaylor?
That's a minotaur so Mikeytaur?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13888 on: November 16, 2024, 02:15:05 PM »
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(Thought This was more funny than lame)
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Why is this lame? I mean littering sucks, not his fault
If you drop off a lightly skated deck outside the local skatepark, it wouldn’t be seen as littering but paying it forward. Similar rules apply here.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13889 on: November 16, 2024, 05:39:41 PM »
Where as I am loving these centaur jokes, I can’t help but feel they are somehow missing the mark.
A centaur is a horsey w/ a human torso where it’s head would be; Mikey is the opposite. He has a human body w/ a horse’s head.
I don’t know what that’s called.  Centaylor?
Remember that famous scene in The Godfather where the guy wakes up in the morning and finds Mikey Taylor’s head under the covers right in the centaur of his bed?