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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13981 on: December 07, 2024, 10:50:46 AM »
Speaking of…

Remind me- who is that?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13982 on: December 07, 2024, 11:09:06 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13983 on: December 07, 2024, 11:16:50 AM »
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Speaking of…

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Remind me- who is that?
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Yaje Poopoopants.
Ol' Muskrat out recruiting new members for The Boonies team. 
Somehow fitting that these two should find each other.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me… You think you got me?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13984 on: December 07, 2024, 11:46:58 AM »
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Mikey taylor got real lucky on a beer company investment his bros put him onto and now he’s a financial genius. Plus his retail investment thing seems like a pyramid scheme
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Bryan Herman got in on the deal too and didn't turn into a total asshole
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but he does now follow Tim Pool on instagram so said beer company may have actually been cursed …
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Yeah Herman is fucked in the head these days. Got sick cars though.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13985 on: December 07, 2024, 12:00:05 PM »
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LOL!!!
The part is called “Death Was Never the End.”
And as of today, Death Skateboards is no longer listed on his insta.
Please don’t ask why I know that it was STILL listed as of two days ago.
Point being, it’s official: he’s been shit canned by Death & now has no other options left to him beyond a Boonies “pro” model.
A fittingly ignominious end for his skate career.
Too funny & very WELL DESERVED.
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funny that he's framing this as a step forward in his career as if he didn't get dragged out of Death kicking and screaming. threatening to sic your proud boys on your sponsor is not the behaviour of someone with good prospects lol. big up zorlac
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I second Zorlac being a stand up dude, but don't know anything about Jackson threatening him/Death with his new chums?
Maybe I'm out of the loop but RJ claim's proud boy's?! Yuck 🤢🤮 what a choad...

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13986 on: December 07, 2024, 06:55:55 PM »
A four figure sum on a hotel note pad, revelations or your money back, and That’s what it takes to sayyyy goodnight…and it makes perfect sense, keeps reminding me that it ain’t a race, that’s what it takes to say goodnight.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13987 on: December 07, 2024, 07:03:39 PM »
Daveed is posting underwear pictures again. The form and content are the same as all the others so I don't really feel compelled to screenshot
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13988 on: December 07, 2024, 07:33:14 PM »
Daveed is posting underwear pictures again. The form and content are the same as all the others so I don't really feel compelled to screenshot
Holy shit I think this is worth of a photoshop thread. Good dong outline there.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13989 on: December 08, 2024, 02:48:22 AM »
As I get older I get more and more detached from social media.  Which is a good thing.
Trendwatch 2022: kooking Sick_McCrank_ everyday for being a kook

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13990 on: December 08, 2024, 04:07:19 AM »
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Daveed is posting underwear pictures again. The form and content are the same as all the others so I don't really feel compelled to screenshot
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Holy shit I think this is worth of a photoshop thread. Good dong outline there.

I just learned a new word on Slap. Never thouught I would use it, and actually don't care about instagram or Daveed, but I will not miss this opportunity. So: dick stickers?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13991 on: December 08, 2024, 06:01:01 AM »
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Daveed is posting underwear pictures again. The form and content are the same as all the others so I don't really feel compelled to screenshot
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Holy shit I think this is worth of a photoshop thread. Good dong outline there.
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I just learned a new word on Slap. Never thouught I would use it, and actually don't care about instagram or Daveed, but I will not miss this opportunity. So: dick stickers?

Hanging dong. Slap do your magic.

If it’s not Ethika, are you even pro?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13992 on: December 08, 2024, 07:26:45 AM »
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Daveed is posting underwear pictures again. The form and content are the same as all the others so I don't really feel compelled to screenshot
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Holy shit I think this is worth of a photoshop thread. Good dong outline there.
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I just learned a new word on Slap. Never thouught I would use it, and actually don't care about instagram or Daveed, but I will not miss this opportunity. So: dick stickers?
[close]

Hanging dong. Slap do your magic.

If it’s not Ethika, are you even pro?




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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13993 on: December 08, 2024, 07:51:45 AM »
i'm reporting all yall for getting me horny over a mini steven segal type in a dick sticker

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13994 on: December 08, 2024, 08:16:25 AM »
i'm reporting all yall for getting me horny over a mini steven segal type in a dick sticker

"Stupid sexy Flanders!"
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13995 on: December 08, 2024, 10:14:13 AM »
Daveed still hasn’t come to peace w/ his hair loss; he’s a dick sticker away from being nude, but still w/ this bandana thing up on his dome.

Pleased to see that despite losing his hair, he hasn’t lost his signature horns & tongue combo though.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13996 on: December 08, 2024, 10:28:52 AM »
So obvious he worked on that semi-chub for the pic

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13997 on: December 08, 2024, 02:14:59 PM »
So obvious he worked on that semi-chub for the pic

A tragic
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13998 on: December 08, 2024, 03:00:03 PM »
Why is he even doing that? He’s barely in shape and isn’t muscular in any way. He’s not even brisket-level tanned

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13999 on: December 08, 2024, 03:22:49 PM »



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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14001 on: December 09, 2024, 01:43:29 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14002 on: December 09, 2024, 02:33:48 PM »
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Mikey taylor got real lucky on a beer company investment his bros put him onto and now he’s a financial genius. Plus his retail investment thing seems like a pyramid scheme
[close]
Bryan Herman got in on the deal too and didn't turn into a total asshole
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but he does now follow Tim Pool on instagram so said beer company may have actually been cursed …
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Yeah Herman is fucked in the head these days. Got sick cars though.
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Anyone that has a different perspective than me is fucked in the head - rad cunt


There's differing perspectives and there's being fucked in the head.  They're different things.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14003 on: December 09, 2024, 03:10:12 PM »
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Daveed is posting underwear pictures again. The form and content are the same as all the others so I don't really feel compelled to screenshot
[close]
Holy shit I think this is worth of a photoshop thread. Good dong outline there.
[close]

I just learned a new word on Slap. Never thouught I would use it, and actually don't care about instagram or Daveed, but I will not miss this opportunity. So: dick stickers?
[close]

Hanging dong. Slap do your magic.

If it’s not Ethika, are you even pro?


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Idk why I feel like a bully saying this cause maybe he’d  want to promote it but I have a super strong feeling  Daveed has a secret onlyfans that’s just waiting to be found. If he doesn’t now it’s only a matter of time.

Also gnarred lmfao
I’ll whoop your ass with my arm out of socket”

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14004 on: December 09, 2024, 03:18:27 PM »
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Daveed is posting underwear pictures again. The form and content are the same as all the others so I don't really feel compelled to screenshot
[close]
Holy shit I think this is worth of a photoshop thread. Good dong outline there.
[close]

I just learned a new word on Slap. Never thouught I would use it, and actually don't care about instagram or Daveed, but I will not miss this opportunity. So: dick stickers?
[close]

Hanging dong. Slap do your magic.

If it’s not Ethika, are you even pro?


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This is prob CTE and it makes me sad
I’ve been here for 7 years the medication don’t work I hate this place.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14005 on: December 09, 2024, 05:27:36 PM »
slightly off topic but you’re dumb as fuck if you seriously thought investing into an influences crypto was gonna do you any good

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14006 on: December 10, 2024, 05:29:59 AM »
slightly off topic but you’re dumb as fuck if you seriously thought investing into an influences crypto was gonna do you any good

I assume like 80% of the ppl that bought in were planning to move fast enough to be part of the pump and dump but got stuck holding the bag

Speculation on a non tangible asset just seems dumb as hell
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14007 on: December 10, 2024, 11:13:14 AM »

Bro he looks so tired. This man is truly about his paper. No sleep.

He for sure lost money on this, those are the eyes of a man fresh out of tears
Hopefully not a kook, but if so, fuck it.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14008 on: December 10, 2024, 12:57:39 PM »
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Bro he looks so tired. This man is truly about his paper. No sleep.
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He for sure lost money on this, those are the eyes of a man fresh out of tears

Lowkey dig his sweater though. This is the nicest thing I will ever say about him.
187 killer hips

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #14009 on: December 10, 2024, 02:03:10 PM »
Hilarious he thinks SHE did anything than nod her head when whatever shady manager and or money guy suggested it