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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2018, 11:21:59 AM »
Look we already got j lee and that one time brad pitt talked about mike carol for a minute or two, it isn't going to get any better than that.

Honourable mention, drew barrymore marrying tom green.

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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2018, 12:21:54 PM »
why didnt they talk to lotti? was 1 guy enough to confirm?

also quitters don't get to be a part of it. that's what happens when you quit.

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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2018, 01:04:20 PM »
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If he was a ďused to skateĒ kook and was wearing quasi or toy machine or dc or any other brands that arent just hot right now id have more respect for it.  But being a used to skate dude and wearing only palace and supreme is as cornball as it gets.
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Whatís worse, being a used to skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme or a full on skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme? Theyíre both fucking corny so whatís the difference?
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One of them can kickflip and crooked grind
I donít care if the dude can kickflip into crooked grind, if someone rocks only Palace and Supreme, to me, theyíre fucking corny, but thatís just me talking. Iím a middle aged dad so Iím probably not the best guy to be talking about skate fashion with.

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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2018, 01:07:20 PM »
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If he was a ďused to skateĒ kook and was wearing quasi or toy machine or dc or any other brands that arent just hot right now id have more respect for it.  But being a used to skate dude and wearing only palace and supreme is as cornball as it gets.
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Whatís worse, being a used to skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme or a full on skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme? Theyíre both fucking corny so whatís the difference?
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One of them can kickflip and crooked grind
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I donít care if the dude can kickflip into crooked grind, if someone rocks only Palace and Supreme, to me, theyíre fucking corny, but thatís just me talking. Iím a middle aged dad so Iím probably not the best guy to be talking about skate fashion with.

There's a certain tipping point where being a hypebeast overrides whatever they're doing on a skateboard.

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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2018, 01:12:37 PM »
i wonder if he knows/cares people are discussing him on slap?

You think an acclaimed actor who just wrote/directed a movie that's getting distributed by the sickest company in the game who hangs out with ACTUAL pro skaters who are stoked on what he's doing gives a fuck if some nobodies on a forum on the internet approve of him? Yikes!

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« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2018, 01:21:05 PM »
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If he was a ďused to skateĒ kook and was wearing quasi or toy machine or dc or any other brands that arent just hot right now id have more respect for it.  But being a used to skate dude and wearing only palace and supreme is as cornball as it gets.
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Whatís worse, being a used to skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme or a full on skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme? Theyíre both fucking corny so whatís the difference?
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One of them can kickflip and crooked grind
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I donít care if the dude can kickflip into crooked grind, if someone rocks only Palace and Supreme, to me, theyíre fucking corny, but thatís just me talking. Iím a middle aged dad so Iím probably not the best guy to be talking about skate fashion with.

You asked what the difference was.

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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2018, 01:47:05 PM »
ďSo the next time your neighbor mentions ďthis new skateboard movieĒ they read about in the New Yorker, you donít have go on a triggered rant about how skateboard culture is getting hijacked by outsiders.Ē


Except that he quit, so he is an outsider. ďI useda skateĒ kooks are worse than people who never started. You had the opportunity to be a skateboarder, and you abandoned it? Biggest kook move imaginable
Itís not that serious dude.

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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #37 on: September 13, 2018, 01:48:50 PM »
My biggest issue is that he "used to skate" and has only entered skateboarding again to make sure his movie gets a good reception.

I know people bashed lil wayne a ton when he came in but he's actually skateboarding and seems to like it. He films stuff, even if its shit. He builds parks and goes out skating with skateboarders.

That one Kyle dude on SNL seems to actually skate too, even if he's not very good and hangs out with Richie Jackson.

There's obviously no old photos/footage of jonah hill skateboarding. Why isn't there any new stuff? Oh right he watched tyshawn do a big flip in the Adidas video, totally means he's a skateboarder right? This article is saying we should give him a pass because he was the fat kid who went to the skateshop and spent his mom's money, even if no one talks about him ACTUALLY skating.

He's attempting to sell out a culture that he hasn't been engaged in for like 20 years and we have every right to call it disingenuous.
He made a movie about the culture 20 years ago, so whatís the problem?

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« Reply #38 on: September 13, 2018, 02:11:51 PM »

I quit skating for a time due to piling out, and trying to find my way in life. I thought about skating to the point of dreaming about it often. I still followed and loved it as much as I did when I was out there all day everyday. Itís not such a black and white thing as youíd like to believe it is, but you are who you are, and itís predictable youíd react the way you have here.


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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #39 on: September 13, 2018, 02:12:49 PM »
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i wonder if he knows/cares people are discussing him on slap?
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You think an acclaimed actor who just wrote/directed a movie that's getting distributed by the sickest company in the game who hangs out with ACTUAL pro skaters who are stoked on what he's doing gives a fuck if some nobodies on a forum on the internet approve of him? Yikes!
Of course, who doesn't?

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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #40 on: September 13, 2018, 02:40:34 PM »
Isnít Jonah hill closer to the people that made slap  than we are ?

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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #41 on: September 13, 2018, 02:42:08 PM »
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I quit skating for a time due to piling out, and trying to find my way in life. I thought about skating to the point of dreaming about it often. I still followed and loved it as much as I did when I was out there all day everyday. Itís not such a black and white thing as youíd like to believe it is, but you are who you are, and itís predictable youíd react the way you have here.
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if youíre following it that hard and dreaming about it why not go roll around for 20 minutes and do a couple tricks?

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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #42 on: September 13, 2018, 02:44:22 PM »
ABD, WASSSUP ROOOOOOCKERRRRRRRRRRSSSS!!!

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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #43 on: September 13, 2018, 03:04:19 PM »
Isnít Jonah hill closer to the people that made slap  than we are ?

You think an acclaimed actor who just wrote/directed a movie that's getting distributed by the sickest company in the game who hangs out with ACTUAL pro skaters who are stoked on what he's doing gives a fuck if some nobodies on a forum on the internet approve of him? Yikes!

Look at these two starfuckers
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #44 on: September 13, 2018, 03:18:48 PM »
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I quit skating for a time due to piling out, and trying to find my way in life. I thought about skating to the point of dreaming about it often. I still followed and loved it as much as I did when I was out there all day everyday. Itís not such a black and white thing as youíd like to believe it is, but you are who you are, and itís predictable youíd react the way you have here.
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if youíre following it that hard and dreaming about it why not go roll around for 20 minutes and do a couple tricks?

My situation was a bit more complicated. Back in I wanna say 2008 I did buy a new setup, new shoes, etc, but I injured myself doing a high flatground ollie (of all tricks). I gave it a few days to see if I just pulled a muscle, and sure enough the pain was just as sharp and persistent. I gave it a week, same thing. Month, same thing. So I wrongly assumed it was some sort of hernia, and being uninsured there is no way I would have been able to afford whatever that kind of operation would have cost. So I just figured that was it for me, and that I wouldn't be able to skate again. Until fast forward a few years when a friend convinced me to fuck around on his board. I approached skating again very cautiously under the assumption I could at anytime agitate what I thought was a lingering health issue. However, I was wrong and I must have just been some kind of severe sprain.

In the times in between skating I would have really strange dreams often about visiting the local (which had been closed for years at this point) and all that would be left in the shop were VHS tapes, so I couldn't buy another board, or that every trick I did I would snap my deck. It was some strange self conscious idea manifesting itself in my dreams that I would never be able to skate again without some sort of complication. As dramatic as it sounds waking from those dreams always left me with a sad feeling.

So as I stated, for whatever anyone's reason may be, its not so black and white.
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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #45 on: September 13, 2018, 03:20:33 PM »
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If he was a ďused to skateĒ kook and was wearing quasi or toy machine or dc or any other brands that arent just hot right now id have more respect for it.  But being a used to skate dude and wearing only palace and supreme is as cornball as it gets.
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Whatís worse, being a used to skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme or a full on skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme? Theyíre both fucking corny so whatís the difference?
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One of them can kickflip and crooked grind
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I donít care if the dude can kickflip into crooked grind, if someone rocks only Palace and Supreme, to me, theyíre fucking corny, but thatís just me talking. Iím a middle aged dad so Iím probably not the best guy to be talking about skate fashion with.
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You asked what the difference was.
Rhetorical question, sorry.

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« Reply #46 on: September 13, 2018, 03:23:14 PM »
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I quit skating for a time due to piling out, and trying to find my way in life. I thought about skating to the point of dreaming about it often. I still followed and loved it as much as I did when I was out there all day everyday. Itís not such a black and white thing as youíd like to believe it is, but you are who you are, and itís predictable youíd react the way you have here.
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if youíre following it that hard and dreaming about it why not go roll around for 20 minutes and do a couple tricks?
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My situation was a bit more complicated. Back in I wanna say 2008 I did buy a new setup, new shoes, etc, but I injured myself doing a high flatground ollie (of all tricks). I gave it a few days to see if I just pulled a muscle, and sure enough the pain was just as sharp and persistent. I gave it a week, same thing. Month, same thing. So I wrongly assumed it was some sort of hernia, and being uninsured there is no way I would have been able to afford whatever that kind of operation would have cost. So I just figured that was it for me, and that I wouldn't be able to skate again. Until fast forward a few years when a friend convinced me to fuck around on his board. I approached skating again very cautiously under the assumption I could at anytime agitate what I thought was a lingering health issue. However, I was wrong and I must have just been some kind of severe sprain.

In the times in between skating I would have really strange dreams often about visiting the local (which had been closed for years at this point) and all that would be left in the shop were VHS tapes, so I couldn't buy another board, or that every trick I did I would snap my deck. It was some strange self conscious idea manifesting itself in my dreams that I would never be able to skate again without some sort of complication. As dramatic as it sounds waking from those dreams always left me with a sad feeling.

So as I stated, for whatever anyone's reason may be, its not so black and white.

I quit for 3 years and every night i would have vivid skate dreams. now that i'm back skating they have gone away.


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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #48 on: September 13, 2018, 04:06:30 PM »
If the move is good and it accurately depicts skateboarding rather than make a mockery of it ie Grind, I don't see the issue. He is passionate about skateboarding from what I can tell.

Look at what happened when skateboarders (who are considered legends and have had careers most would dream of) make a movie... We got street dreams. I have a gut feeling that Jonah the Jew will do a better job than Dyrdek and P. Rod did. Doubt he will embarrass the skateboard community like street dreams did.

grind is tight yo



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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #51 on: September 13, 2018, 04:25:23 PM »
Shit is hilarious

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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #52 on: September 13, 2018, 04:28:41 PM »

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« Reply #53 on: September 13, 2018, 05:28:15 PM »
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You guys are such haters! Damned if the kid does, damned if he didnít. If he lived it for X amount of years, he lived it. You donít get on girls that can barely kickflip, you harp on about supporting them.

If heís got genuine love for skateboarding I donít really see what the problem is. You guys donít own this.
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Are you being sarcastic? A person who quits skateboarding clearly doesnít have genuine love for skateboarding. A person who still skates, regardless of how good of a kickflip they have DOES have genuine love for skateboarding.
Like, your argument and your examples are exact opposites. Were you trying to look that stupid, or does it come naturally to you?
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Ignoring nearly everything you wrote, since you bore me.

I quit skating for a time due to piling out, and trying to find my way in life. I thought about skating to the point of dreaming about it often. I still followed and loved it as much as I did when I was out there all day everyday. Itís not such a black and white thing as youíd like to believe it is, but you are who you are, and itís predictable youíd react the way you have here.

No, it really is. You quit? Youíre a fucking kook. You were too busy piling out? Youíre a fucking kook.

Letís be real, kook, youíre just pissed at my criticism of ďUseda skateĒ because its you.


Letís be entirely clear too: all those kooks who are supporting you are just kooks supporting kooks.

Real skateboarders donít quit EVER.

Of course you donít like me, kooks always have.
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« Reply #54 on: September 13, 2018, 05:39:53 PM »
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You guys are such haters! Damned if the kid does, damned if he didnít. If he lived it for X amount of years, he lived it. You donít get on girls that can barely kickflip, you harp on about supporting them.

If heís got genuine love for skateboarding I donít really see what the problem is. You guys donít own this.
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Are you being sarcastic? A person who quits skateboarding clearly doesnít have genuine love for skateboarding. A person who still skates, regardless of how good of a kickflip they have DOES have genuine love for skateboarding.
Like, your argument and your examples are exact opposites. Were you trying to look that stupid, or does it come naturally to you?
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Ignoring nearly everything you wrote, since you bore me.

I quit skating for a time due to piling out, and trying to find my way in life. I thought about skating to the point of dreaming about it often. I still followed and loved it as much as I did when I was out there all day everyday. Itís not such a black and white thing as youíd like to believe it is, but you are who you are, and itís predictable youíd react the way you have here.
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No, it really is. You quit? Youíre a fucking kook. You were too busy piling out? Youíre a fucking kook.

Letís be real, kook, youíre just pissed at my criticism of ďUseda skateĒ because its you.


Letís be entirely clear too: all those kooks who are supporting you are just kooks supporting kooks.

Real skateboarders donít quit EVER.

Of course you donít like me, kooks always have.
But thanks for the new roast quote

You don't hold the significance to ever invoke any sort of emotion of me, you're literally a running joke on these boards.

I also think it's funny what a baby back bitch you exposed yourself to be in regards to the whole TNT ordeal. I've never seen such a ferocious tail tuck happen with such great velocity, at the very least you managed to impress me with what a giant gaping loudmouth pussy you are. So congrats there ole chap!
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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #55 on: September 13, 2018, 05:50:01 PM »
You quit skating. Shut the fuck up kook. Your opinion means nothing.

Kook quit skating, then acts like he has credibility! Hahahahahaha, ok kook. Keeping kooking it.

You donít like what I post? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think Iím a bitch? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think your opinion means anything? YOU QUIT SKATING.

Do you really think you have credibility on a messageboard designed explicitly to talk skating? YOU QUIT SKATING

Fucking trashy loser, no, I donít identify with piling out so hard you quit skating, I moved to the most expensive region in the world, giving up lots of comforts, to skate, so when somebody tells me they quit skating because they were too busy piling out, I canít understand what the fuck is wrong with them.

You have ZERO credibility in a thread about what makes a person a legitimate skateboarder, because you fucking arenít one.
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is ďYESĒ
I quit skating for a time due to piling out

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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #56 on: September 13, 2018, 05:51:45 PM »
You quit skating. Shut the fuck up kook. Your opinion means nothing.

Kook quit skating, then acts like he has credibility! Hahahahahaha, ok kook. Keeping kooking it.

You donít like what I post? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think Iím a bitch? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think your opinion means anything? YOU QUIT SKATING.

Do you really think you have credibility on a messageboard designed explicitly to talk skating? YOU QUIT SKATING

Fucking trashy loser, no, I donít identify with piling out so hard you quit skating, I moved to the most expensive region in the world, giving up lots of comforts, to skate, so when somebody tells me they quit skating because they were too busy piling out, I canít understand what the fuck is wrong with them.

You have ZERO credibility in a thread about what makes a person a legitimate skateboarder, because you fucking arenít one.

This guy ladies and gentlemen! Teaching the youth of tomorrow!

Need I say more?
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Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
« Reply #57 on: September 13, 2018, 05:53:11 PM »
I read that in the goodfellas "fuck you, pay me" ray liotta voice

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« Reply #58 on: September 13, 2018, 05:59:48 PM »
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You quit skating. Shut the fuck up kook. Your opinion means nothing.

Kook quit skating, then acts like he has credibility! Hahahahahaha, ok kook. Keeping kooking it.

You donít like what I post? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think Iím a bitch? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think your opinion means anything? YOU QUIT SKATING.

Do you really think you have credibility on a messageboard designed explicitly to talk skating? YOU QUIT SKATING

Fucking trashy loser, no, I donít identify with piling out so hard you quit skating, I moved to the most expensive region in the world, giving up lots of comforts, to skate, so when somebody tells me they quit skating because they were too busy piling out, I canít understand what the fuck is wrong with them.

You have ZERO credibility in a thread about what makes a person a legitimate skateboarder, because you fucking arenít one.
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This guy ladies and gentlemen! Teaching the youth of tomorrow!

Need I say more?

Iíd be hyped if I had a teacher talk like that when I was in high school to be honest.

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« Reply #59 on: September 13, 2018, 06:05:02 PM »
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You quit skating. Shut the fuck up kook. Your opinion means nothing.

Kook quit skating, then acts like he has credibility! Hahahahahaha, ok kook. Keeping kooking it.

You donít like what I post? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think Iím a bitch? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think your opinion means anything? YOU QUIT SKATING.

Do you really think you have credibility on a messageboard designed explicitly to talk skating? YOU QUIT SKATING

Fucking trashy loser, no, I donít identify with piling out so hard you quit skating, I moved to the most expensive region in the world, giving up lots of comforts, to skate, so when somebody tells me they quit skating because they were too busy piling out, I canít understand what the fuck is wrong with them.

You have ZERO credibility in a thread about what makes a person a legitimate skateboarder, because you fucking arenít one.
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This guy ladies and gentlemen! Teaching the youth of tomorrow!

Need I say more?
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Iíd be hyped if I had a teacher talk like that when I was in high school to be honest.

I mean he is a pretty good living example of what bitchmade looks like in the flesh.

So there is that.
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