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Re: Selena Gomez on Skate One
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2018, 05:46:45 PM »
It's no coincidence that I lost interest in dating right around the same time the mom pants/dress like a thrift store nerd style became the go-to for so many girls worldwide. Dick just shriveled up in disgust.

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Re: Selena Gomez on Skate One
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2018, 05:58:21 PM »
It's no coincidence that I lost interest in dating right around the same time the mom pants/dress like a thrift store nerd style became the go-to for so many girls worldwide. Dick just shriveled up in disgust.

What are you looking for then, everyone’s got a preference so just curious.


I myself prefer the company of my Waifu body pillow over the narcissistic Stacey’s that won’t give me the time of day.

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Re: Selena Gomez on Skate One
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2018, 05:58:25 PM »
It's no coincidence that I lost interest in dating right around the same time the mom pants/dress like a thrift store nerd style became the go-to for so many girls worldwide. Dick just shriveled up in disgust.

I'm not dating because I'm at that weird point where 20yo chicks seem like little girls, and women my age look at me like a hobo.

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Re: Selena Gomez on Skate One
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2018, 06:23:42 PM »
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It's no coincidence that I lost interest in dating right around the same time the mom pants/dress like a thrift store nerd style became the go-to for so many girls worldwide. Dick just shriveled up in disgust.
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I'm not dating because I'm at that weird point where 20yo chicks seem like little girls, and women my age look at me like a hobo.

Right there with ya, except it's more that women my age aren't very attractive... at least not anymore. I work with all women and I'm not really dressed down in comparison.

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Re: Selena Gomez on Skate One
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2018, 06:23:51 PM »
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It's no coincidence that I lost interest in dating right around the same time the mom pants/dress like a thrift store nerd style became the go-to for so many girls worldwide. Dick just shriveled up in disgust.
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I'm not dating because I'm at that weird point where 20yo chicks seem like little girls, and women my age look at me like a hobo.
I don't date because it requires that I speak to women.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Selena Gomez on Skate One
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2018, 07:51:03 PM »
It's no coincidence that I lost interest in dating right around the same time the mom pants/dress like a thrift store nerd style became the go-to for so many girls worldwide. Dick just shriveled up in disgust.

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Re: Selena Gomez on Skate One
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2018, 11:33:23 PM »
One time my buddy Leyva told me after a battle with the opposite sex, “Andy, I’m done dating chicks.”

He later informed me he wanted to date what he described as, “women.”

Before that moment, I thought he was pursuing the company of perhaps, the non female type. Which I supported him.
I support all of you in this thread in your pursuits of orgasm delivery sequencing at any and all consential costs.

Travel safe my peoples.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Selena Gomez on Skate One
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2018, 11:57:20 PM »
I'm unfortunately in the group where my 'type' consists of girls who think cuffing the jeans they got at the mens section of the thrift store gives them a personality. But I guess that's what I get for thinking that skateboarding (poorly) gives me a personality.

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: Selena Gomez on Skate One
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2018, 01:15:26 AM »
i think its a cool look. selena has got me rock-hard.

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Re: Selena Gomez on Skate One
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2018, 03:05:17 AM »
I'm unfortunately in the group where my 'type' consists of girls who think cuffing the jeans they got at the mens section of the thrift store gives them a personality. But I guess that's what I get for thinking that skateboarding (poorly) gives me a personality.
100 I don't get it. To each his own but I can't fuck with the weird late 90's early 2000's steel ball necklace, spiky blonde hair, MTV rock pants.

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Re: Selena Gomez on Skate One
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2018, 03:13:33 AM »
This thread became Real Confessions real quick.

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Re: Selena Gomez on Skate One
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2018, 05:43:23 AM »
This thread became Real Confessions real quick.
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: Selena Gomez on Skate One
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2018, 06:18:36 AM »
What the fuck the young waitress at the wing place i go to was wearing the same outfit shirt tucked in and everything.
Rest in peace Dick Dale.

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Re: Selena Gomez on Skate One
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2018, 06:29:08 AM »
The fit of girls who listen to Death Grips
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: Selena Gomez on Skate One
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2018, 06:57:44 AM »
yall gay af
Thank goodness we have HangtenNoseblunt in here as the voice of reason.

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Re: Selena Gomez on Skate One
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2018, 07:17:48 AM »
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It's no coincidence that I lost interest in dating right around the same time the mom pants/dress like a thrift store nerd style became the go-to for so many girls worldwide. Dick just shriveled up in disgust.
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I'm not dating because I'm at that weird point where 20yo chicks seem like little girls, and women my age look at me like a hobo.

Welcome to the rest of your life

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Re: Selena Gomez on Skate One
« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2018, 07:20:43 AM »
yall gay af

Maybe. But the outfit is horrible.

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Re: Selena Gomez on Skate One
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2018, 08:04:58 AM »
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It's no coincidence that I lost interest in dating right around the same time the mom pants/dress like a thrift store nerd style became the go-to for so many girls worldwide. Dick just shriveled up in disgust.
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I'm not dating because I'm at that weird point where 20yo chicks seem like little girls, and women my age look at me like a hobo.
[close]

Welcome to the rest of your life

It's not as bad as I thought, really.

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Re: Selena Gomez on Skate One
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2018, 08:21:23 AM »
My girl only wears Morphsuits.
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