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Worst outfits in skating
« on: September 24, 2018, 02:29:32 AM »
I'll start, fuck 90's skater fashion.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2018, 02:31:50 AM »
probably whatever you wear and look like is the worst outfit in skating

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2018, 04:17:33 AM »
Probably 80% of everything Iíve ever worn.
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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2018, 04:37:13 AM »
I'll start, fuck 90's skater fashion.

Yeah fuck em!!
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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2018, 06:47:24 AM »
probably whatever you wear and look like is the worst outfit in skating
yo momma probably smash me in a goodwill suit

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2018, 06:49:02 AM »
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probably whatever you wear and look like is the worst outfit in skating
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yo momma probably smash me in a goodwill suit

Are you wearing the suit or is she? Please be more clear going forward.
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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2018, 11:41:16 AM »
Garret Hills red and black pants forever win

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2018, 12:03:28 PM »

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2018, 12:25:18 PM »

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2018, 12:31:49 PM »
cool agent smith shades, i'm stealing this look

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2018, 12:53:35 PM »
He's rocking those Michael Jordan fit jeans
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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2018, 01:02:01 PM »
That's exactly how CSI would portray a skateboarder in an episode to this very day.
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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2018, 01:05:23 PM »
That's exactly how CSI would portray a skateboarder in an episode to this very day.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2018, 01:16:03 PM »
Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2018, 01:22:26 PM »
Duffman

Great skating, not so great outfits.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2018, 02:50:24 PM »
Mid 2000's w/ the Corey Duffel wanna be in the Ramones look & on the opposite end of the spectrum Peter Smolik's & Stevie Williams of the world in pants so big you fit a midget in each leg.


Honorable mention to Jim Greco's glam rock phase... that was mildly heinous.


Also, basically anything Boulala wore... but he got a pass because he's Boulala

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2018, 02:55:25 PM »

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2018, 03:29:15 PM »
Blondey McCoy wears some awful outfits.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2018, 04:45:16 PM »
Shit, probably half the shit us posters wear counts to be added to this thread. Myself included.

Edit: And if we are looking back at eras, such as 90’s Thawk, then imagine all the cringe we could post of our 14 year old selves. Yikes!
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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2018, 05:17:24 PM »
Goofy Boy of Big Brother fame.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2018, 06:11:10 PM »


He was asking for WORST my dude, not best
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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2018, 08:46:44 PM »
Anything Gnarcotic fucking sux

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2018, 03:35:19 AM »


this looks like something balenciaga would put out and then high end fashion critics would lap it up and slam everyone else because "it's fashion you just don't get it"

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2018, 05:56:13 AM »
kyle walker dude can never manage to put together pants and a tee that go together

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2018, 07:33:13 AM »
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this looks like something balenciaga would put out and then high end fashion critics would lap it up and slam everyone else because "it's fashion you just don't get it"

Can someone add this to the dill photoshop thread that I created but didn't add to?

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #25 on: September 25, 2018, 10:25:22 AM »


I'd be careful about talking shit. That gypsy might cast a spell on you.
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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #26 on: September 25, 2018, 01:02:21 PM »
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this looks like something balenciaga would put out and then high end fashion critics would lap it up and slam everyone else because "it's fashion you just don't get it"

Get fucked you know nothing about fashion or Balenciaga..


That outfit would be fire 🔥 🔥 🔥  if it wasn't for the excess scarfs..

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #27 on: September 25, 2018, 01:21:21 PM »


That's exactly how CSI would portray a skateboarder in an episode to this very day.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #28 on: September 25, 2018, 03:07:57 PM »
Chad Muska.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2018, 08:46:49 AM »
I'll start, fuck 90's skater fashion.

if you're talking early 90's 35mm wheels new deal big deal pants era then i agree, but later on when the uniform came in it was coo. i still dress like that though i didn't experience the 90s first hand so i might just be a poser.
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