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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2018, 08:52:40 AM »
Fresh Jive anything

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2018, 09:04:23 AM »
kyle walker dude can never manage to put together pants and a tee that go together

Youre right. Kyle's outfits are kinda trash

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #32 on: October 10, 2021, 05:21:35 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHwlOhW0ISY

 worst fits in the game from this dude that starts at 11:18
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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #33 on: October 10, 2021, 05:32:24 PM »
Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #34 on: October 10, 2021, 05:50:51 PM »
ghetto gowns

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #35 on: October 10, 2021, 05:58:33 PM »
if ur paying full price for clothes besides shoes ur a mark sorry
with that being said. cky enthusiast you seem like the worst dude with a very low attention span, i mean you never have watched a skate video in its entirley, why dont you just shut the fuck up if you never have to say anyt

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #37 on: October 10, 2021, 08:11:56 PM »
The big jeans/cargo, fat shoe, with a watch fit in the 90's was just gross. Rodney Mullen was the only one that could somewhat pull it off.
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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #39 on: October 10, 2021, 09:12:57 PM »
I'll start, fuck 90's skater fashion.

The 90's should've never been revived.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #40 on: October 10, 2021, 10:41:53 PM »
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this looks like something balenciaga would put out and then high end fashion critics would lap it up and slam everyone else because "it's fashion you just don't get it"
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Get fucked you know nothing about fashion or Balenciaga..


That outfit would be fire 🔥 🔥 🔥  if it wasn't for the excess scarfs..

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #41 on: October 10, 2021, 11:00:59 PM »
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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #42 on: October 10, 2021, 11:08:57 PM »
ok keep roasting bam but if you swapped the gross shoes and sunglasses with something more basic itíd be an outfit i could 100p see on alex olsen

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #43 on: October 10, 2021, 11:11:47 PM »
ok keep roasting bam but if you swapped the gross shoes and sunglasses with something more basic itíd be an outfit i could 100p see on alex olsen

Alex Olson fits are equally bad so no improvement there really

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #44 on: October 10, 2021, 11:20:35 PM »
eh i really like(d) him as a whole before he got in too deep publicly with the spirituality stuff. but he dresses nice, like how i picture a size Large tee would fit perfectly. hes like what 6í1? Idk

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #45 on: October 10, 2021, 11:48:19 PM »
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this looks like something balenciaga would put out and then high end fashion critics would lap it up and slam everyone else because "it's fashion you just don't get it"
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Get fucked you know nothing about fashion or Balenciaga..


That outfit would be fire 🔥 🔥 🔥  if it wasn't for the excess scarfs..
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You can never have too many scarves.  My minimum is five.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #46 on: October 11, 2021, 12:05:52 AM »
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I'll start, fuck 90's skater fashion.
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The 90's should've never been revived ended.

Fixed that for you bro.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #47 on: October 11, 2021, 12:35:25 AM »
if ur paying full price for clothes besides shoes ur a mark sorry

Lol when sk8er bois call people a "mark". This isn't prison here tough guy. It's an skateboarding internet forum.
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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #48 on: October 11, 2021, 12:47:01 AM »
Who has the worst outfits in skateboarding and why is it Dane Vaughn?

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #49 on: October 11, 2021, 12:47:53 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHwlOhW0ISY

 worst fits in the game from this dude that starts at 11:18

Lol, I remember when I first saw the fit at 11:32 and I just couldn't stop laughing. I actually appreciate the balls to pull that off  ;D ;D

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #50 on: October 11, 2021, 01:13:14 AM »
https://youtu.be/oLDKp-sycv8

This shit should've been left in 2005

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #51 on: October 11, 2021, 01:38:16 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/CTe7_dQFVcL/
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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #52 on: October 11, 2021, 01:48:31 AM »
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I'll start, fuck 90's skater fashion.
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The 90's should've never been revived ended.
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Fixed that for you bro.

Everything comes around again it's just weird when stuff that doesn't function and or was a novelty at the time comes back.

Shoes that don't bend and are actually bad for your ankles didn't need to come back.
Sagging pants is dumb function wise and also looks fucking stupid.
Pants where the ass comes down to your knees and the legs are all bunched up around the ankle and hang over your shoes always looked shit.
The biggest dorks of any time period went too baggy. Clowns have never been cool.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #53 on: October 11, 2021, 02:54:13 AM »
Pretty much all the outfits from 2002-2005.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #54 on: October 11, 2021, 04:19:03 AM »
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if ur paying full price for clothes besides shoes ur a mark sorry
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Lol when sk8er bois call people a "mark". This isn't prison here tough guy. It's an skateboarding internet forum.

spoken like a true mark
with that being said. cky enthusiast you seem like the worst dude with a very low attention span, i mean you never have watched a skate video in its entirley, why dont you just shut the fuck up if you never have to say anyt

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #55 on: October 11, 2021, 05:35:01 AM »
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I'll start, fuck 90's skater fashion.
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The 90's should've never been revived ended.
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Fixed that for you bro.
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Everything comes around again it's just weird when stuff that doesn't function and or was a novelty at the time comes back.

Shoes that don't bend and are actually bad for your ankles didn't need to come back.
Sagging pants is dumb function wise and also looks fucking stupid.
Pants where the ass comes down to your knees and the legs are all bunched up around the ankle and hang over your shoes always looked shit.
The biggest dorks of any time period went too baggy. Clowns have never been cool.

Yeah but in the 90s I was young and now Iím old.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #56 on: October 11, 2021, 05:59:54 AM »
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if ur paying full price for clothes besides shoes ur a mark sorry
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Lol when sk8er bois call people a "mark". This isn't prison here tough guy. It's an skateboarding internet forum.
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spoken like a true mark

Marks, johns, trick ass johns, trick ass marks, punk ass marks, skips, and scallywags.  Or something like that that.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #57 on: October 11, 2021, 07:26:55 AM »
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if ur paying full price for clothes besides shoes ur a mark sorry
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Lol when sk8er bois call people a "mark". This isn't prison here tough guy. It's an skateboarding internet forum.
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spoken like a true mark
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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #58 on: October 11, 2021, 08:13:25 AM »
I can fuck with the 90s style if it is when I am watching skating from the 90s. Seeing current dudes in those kits is a bit strange to me but if we're being completely honest, I never give too much of a shit on what somebody is wearing, I try to only pass judgement on whether they are just good people or not.

But I will never say that for the light pink or light blue camo pants wearing motherfuckers. Those guys get an instant X. So glad that's kind of died out now.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #59 on: October 11, 2021, 08:54:39 AM »
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if ur paying full price for clothes besides shoes ur a mark sorry
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Lol when sk8er bois call people a "mark". This isn't prison here tough guy. It's an skateboarding internet forum.
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spoken like a true mark
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Marks, johns, trick ass johns, trick ass marks, punk ass marks, skips, and scallywags.  Or something like that that.
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