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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #60 on: October 11, 2021, 09:04:06 AM »
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That's exactly how CSI would portray a skateboarder in an episode to this very day.
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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #61 on: October 11, 2021, 09:09:32 AM »
Tom Penny looks like goofy boy
Go ahead and kook me.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #62 on: October 11, 2021, 10:13:54 AM »
Remember when Stevie was defending his  "Dad Jeans".   

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #63 on: October 11, 2021, 10:16:49 AM »
surprised 3 pages in and no one mentioned nigel

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #64 on: October 11, 2021, 10:56:03 AM »
Dane Vaughn's threads would make a grown man cry.

His Instagram is unholy..
'No Mouth, you have a negative rep because you are a fan of growing your wealth off of the backs of low paid workers and brag about having bodyguards. You literally kook people for doing charity in South East Asia. Don't deny it.'

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #65 on: October 11, 2021, 12:07:55 PM »
This isn't prison here tough guy. It's an skateboarding internet forum.

a PRESTIGIOUS one though
You've clearly never smelled a cauliflower fart.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #66 on: October 11, 2021, 12:14:32 PM »
Whatever Chris cole had on in ride the sky era

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #67 on: October 11, 2021, 12:27:16 PM »
Contemporary: See Clive Dixon in a wife beater and dusty ass fitting jeans

Past: Quick one that comes to mind is Braydon Sza following in Grecs footsteps dabbling in pirate-esque 77 glam punk territory

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #68 on: October 11, 2021, 12:27:43 PM »
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That's exactly how CSI would portray a skateboarder in an episode to this very day.
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"tony, a murder victim has been found on the flat bottom of the half pipe. we need to investigate."

"well, i guess i should..."

( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

"drop in."

YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #69 on: October 11, 2021, 12:33:11 PM »
probably whatever you wear and look like is the worst outfit in skating

This is true

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #70 on: October 11, 2021, 01:00:39 PM »
Am I in the minority for thinking Sean Pablo's dylan meets sid vicious looks kooky as hell half the time? is that why he hasn't been mentioned yet? Honestly anyone wearing a motorcycle jacket looks pretty dumb.
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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #71 on: October 11, 2021, 01:01:49 PM »
If we are keeping it real
Gilbert Crocketts and all the little clones big pants small T and hat combo look likesome shit an extra in a popeye cartoon would rock as he unloaded potatoes on a dock.
Duff man has always dressed like a dufus. Even when he looked like a lumberjack.
Jason Dills white penny loafers scream I need attention
Cab has that basic bitch look going
I don’t even watch Gonz footage anymore cuz of the pants
David Loy woke up today and dared to be different
Ritchie Jackson wears nice blouses.
Someone send Ryan Reyes some new pants. He shit his five years ago and it’s starting to look a little krusty.








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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #72 on: October 11, 2021, 01:40:52 PM »
Am I in the minority for thinking Sean Pablo's dylan meets sid vicious looks kooky as hell half the time? is that why he hasn't been mentioned yet? Honestly anyone wearing a motorcycle jacket looks pretty dumb.

fixed. And quite the opposite, you'd be in the minority for thinking he isn't kooky as hell.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #73 on: October 11, 2021, 01:52:08 PM »
i remember being so stoked when i was able to buy tight krew jeans from the skateshop around 2005. the fact that they now carry polar pants is pretty funny..

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #74 on: October 11, 2021, 01:59:49 PM »
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Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat
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This is a weird take... Just say you hate Johnny Wilson and Friends in the unpopular opinion thread.

Blueberry Jerry is the top offender. Any defense I have ever given him has been negated by that "if you guys knew how much money I make" rant he posted on tik tok or whatever the fuck.

It's just that it's so uninspired, bland and generic skater boy look. You should at least try..


Might as well add

Polar pants
Carhartt pants
Pants in general

Also if you wear nb 99x you're a kook. Yes they are comfy but that's not why you bought them.


I will say I was wrong about Bam's scarfs. You definitely can't have too many scarfs

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #75 on: October 11, 2021, 02:40:35 PM »
https://youtu.be/oLDKp-sycv8

This shit should've been left in 2005
This dude Adam Dyet Ritchie Jackson and other kooks who wear the extra flair is garbage.
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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #76 on: October 11, 2021, 02:54:10 PM »
Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat

Fuck I've been running this look for nearly two decades from since when it was almost impossible to even find classic vans or blazers. I don't do brand names on my shirts/jumpers or beanies tho. 
I have this weird OCD tho with functionality and also this obsession with stock/basics so i can see how it's not enough featch for youngsters.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #77 on: October 11, 2021, 05:35:13 PM »
pains me to say this but gonz. genuine skate legend, dresses like Joe budden.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #78 on: October 11, 2021, 05:38:31 PM »
pains me to say this but gonz. genuine skate legend, dresses like Joe budden.

This comment is gold because we all know how corny budden is on so many fronts.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #79 on: October 11, 2021, 05:42:53 PM »
If we are keeping it real
Gilbert Crocketts and all the little clones big pants small T and hat combo look likesome shit an extra in a popeye cartoon would rock as he unloaded potatoes on a dock.

LMAO

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #80 on: October 11, 2021, 05:43:12 PM »
The 90s goofy sk8r boi shit can die again already. The giant pants (and I'm not talking baggy but jnco, blind jeans giant) uglied up plenty of clips in the early 90s, why bring that back?

 At least shoes were bigger back then so it didn't look quite as strange; giant, straight legged pants cough*polar*cough paired with slim vulcs just makes the wearer appear to have tiny feet. It makes people's skating look sloppier too.

That kid wearing the korn shirt in those recent god awful BatB's gotta be up there. Of course that blueberry guy too, but I think that's his gimmick since it's the only way he can get attention.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #81 on: October 11, 2021, 05:44:32 PM »
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pains me to say this but gonz. genuine skate legend, dresses like Joe budden.
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This comment is gold because we all know how corny budden is on so many fronts.

50 cent refers to him as “Joe Butthead” and it’s amazing

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #82 on: October 11, 2021, 06:08:13 PM »
Richie Jackson.

He dresses like the dude who sold your step dad blow at a Peter Frampton concert.
Well I have like 9 Andy Anderson dated flight decks.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #83 on: October 11, 2021, 07:56:53 PM »
Any burberry erry fit is beyond fucked

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #84 on: October 11, 2021, 08:03:08 PM »
Contemporary: See Clive Dixon in a wife beater and dusty ass fitting jeans

Past: Quick one that comes to mind is Braydon Sza following in Grecs footsteps dabbling in pirate-esque 77 glam punk territory
  In his new part he had on a beret. My 1st thought was  maybe he was inspired by National Lampoons Euro Vacation.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #85 on: October 11, 2021, 08:17:27 PM »
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Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat
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Fuck I've been running this look for nearly two decades from since when it was almost impossible to even find classic vans or blazers. I don't do brand names on my shirts/jumpers or beanies tho. 
I have this weird OCD tho with functionality and also this obsession with stock/basics so i can see how it's not enough featch for youngsters.
Mystical Leader what the fuck do you wear
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Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat
[close]

This is a weird take... Just say you hate Johnny Wilson and Friends in the unpopular opinion thread.

Blueberry Jerry is the top offender. Any defense I have ever given him has been negated by that "if you guys knew how much money I make" rant he posted on tik tok or whatever the fuck.
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It's just that it's so uninspired, bland and generic skater boy look. You should at least try..


Might as well add

Polar pants
Carhartt pants
Pants in general

Also if you wear nb 99x you're a kook. Yes they are comfy but that's not why you bought them.


I will say I was wrong about Bam's scarfs. You definitely can't have too many scarfs
Do you wear skinny jeans and fallens or something. And how the fuck do you hate long hair and buzz cuts are you mad that you’re bald or something. But Dane Vaughn dresses like he’s bout to go sing YMCA.

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #86 on: October 11, 2021, 08:26:22 PM »
honestly, the worst fits in skateboarding history were easily 1998-2003. 

heinous...uninspired, disproportionate...

massive khaki cargos with tiny red shirts?

bad haircuts...everyone had the worst haircuts

obviously, some of the legends were wearing cool stuff at the time but most normal skateboarders during that time looked like complete dog shit

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #87 on: October 11, 2021, 09:42:13 PM »
Anyone that wears one brand but skates another. Ex: wearing a Venture shirt but skating Royals.


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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #88 on: October 12, 2021, 01:32:03 AM »
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Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat
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Fuck I've been running this look for nearly two decades from since when it was almost impossible to even find classic vans or blazers. I don't do brand names on my shirts/jumpers or beanies tho. 
I have this weird OCD tho with functionality and also this obsession with stock/basics so i can see how it's not enough featch for youngsters.
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Mystical Leader what the fuck do you wear
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Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat
[close]

This is a weird take... Just say you hate Johnny Wilson and Friends in the unpopular opinion thread.

Blueberry Jerry is the top offender. Any defense I have ever given him has been negated by that "if you guys knew how much money I make" rant he posted on tik tok or whatever the fuck.
[close]

It's just that it's so uninspired, bland and generic skater boy look. You should at least try..


Might as well add

Polar pants
Carhartt pants
Pants in general

Also if you wear nb 99x you're a kook. Yes they are comfy but that's not why you bought them.


I will say I was wrong about Bam's scarfs. You definitely can't have too many scarfs
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Do you wear skinny jeans and fallens or something. And how the fuck do you hate long hair and buzz cuts are you mad that you’re bald or something. But Dane Vaughn dresses like he’s bout to go sing YMCA.

I might post a fit later but usually I wear stuff that's made for me or made by myself. For silhouettes I dress from baggy to 501's. Maybe a croptop here and there. I have long arms so I like to play that up sometimes. I don't really like it restrict myself to a certain look. Sometimes I'm like a 1700's duke and the next day 1920's railroad worker. Lately I've been inspired by color schemes of washed blue and dark greens like pine woods in the dark green.  I don't do skate brands not even skate shoes.. I mainly skate chuck70s (I know such a unique choice). Buzz cut makes skaters look like skinny rats. You should get a proper hair cut if you think you have style.

Having your basics down is a start but looking like every other skater/poser doesn't mean you have style even if skaterboi look was all over the past couple of years..



One more fit I could think of: your sponsors logo T where you can still see the folds, ill fitting khakis and an energy drink cap/beanie

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Re: Worst outfits in skating
« Reply #89 on: October 12, 2021, 01:41:27 AM »
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pains me to say this but gonz. genuine skate legend, dresses like Joe budden.
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This comment is gold because we all know how corny budden is on so many fronts.
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50 cent refers to him as “Joe Butthead” and it’s amazing

Holy shit  :D