Killed an animal while skating?

[Putaslocas]

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The other day i was skating this hubba and i slammed and as i was flying into the ground i see a squirrel standing right where im about to fall. Lil guy just made it out alive but it had me thinking, has anyone ever accidentally done that? Either landed on an animal while bailing or rolled over and squashed/hurt it to death by some chance. Anyone ever experience something like that?

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This happened to you the other day? or you saw the video of zack baker doing exactly this on daniel wheatleys story today.

No...have not seen that...spot i was skating i dont even know if you could call it a hubba..its like a small corner with a narrow down ledge.

[GET BORN]

two hispanic drunk dudes

he let out a little ¡Ay!

accurate

[somethingmustbreaknow]

i have two of these experiences. first one was, i was
skating some shitty skatepark with like a smaller gap
that i used to kickflip all the time back then. i mostly
landed it so i tried it often. this one time again i was
trying it, landed the kickflip over the gap, but did not
roll away, instead i got wheelbite and slammed to the
front. i put my hands down and squashed a bee that
was crawling on the asphalt. it immediately stung me
and my whole left hand immediately started to swell
real bad. by the end of the day it was like twice its
size and my fingers were feeling like some overboiled
sausages, ready to explode when you put a fork just
anywhere near them. i went to play poker the same
day in the evening and i couldn't hold cards or chips
in my left hand. the second time i was skating down
the road, saw some neat curbcut and decided to go
fast and blast a casual ollie out of it. so i pushed on,
hit the curbcut, popped, and in this exact moment, i
see a cat chilling behind a dumpster near me. cat got
shook by me snapping an ollie and rushed off directly
to the streets where it got hit by a car. still feel bad. 

[figureitout]

OP-Putas Locas

@shaqwalker as sold out by 10ft filmer Daniel Wheatley and further by me.

Back to my troll hole. Hugs n Kisses

[Shifty Flip]

and that zebra from that one time i don't wanna talk about it

What's Black and White and Red all over?

[VHS ERA]

I waxed over an ant a week ago. Waxed the ledge then saw it pinned there, still half alive flailing around. Had to flick it off before skating it again, it felt like bad juju to grind it to death.

[cucktard]

[billyerlife]

I slaughtered a chicken before skating the other day, does that count?

[planman]

I slaughtered a chicken before skating the other day, does that count?

did you cut its head off with your razor tail?

[butterballs for jerry]

A couple idiot teenagers were fuckin with a garter snake at the park, one accidentally crushed half it's body by stepping on it. I had to go crush it's head and call him an idiot.

Helped seal up a piece of coping that had a wasp nest in it 

[Dong Hanglo]

I tried to kill that pussy once while skating...

[coyote2425]

A few years ago, my buddy and I were skating Lake Vista pro in St. Pete and stumbled onto this wild little green parrot (it’s Florida) that had fallen out of a nest on top of a light pole. Other parrots were dive bombing it, pecking it like crazy. It also was getting eaten alive by fire ants (Florida again).

We scooped it up, but it was in real bad shape, missing skin all over it’s head and covered in ant bites. Ended up driving around trying to find an animal hospital that was open. I had the bird in my hands the whole time and it kept dipping in and out of consciousness.

Eventually, it wouldn’t wake up and we couldn’t find a hospital. We found a park to lay it to rest and saw a lake so decided to give it a sea burial. We bid farewell and I dropped the little guy into the lake.

He sank for a moment, but then startled awake, thrashed about and drowned. We were caught so off guard that we didn’t know what to do and ended up just laughing because we couldn’t believe what just happened. Felt pretty awful about it.

So yes, I’ve killed an animal while skating.

[GAY]

A few years ago, my buddy and I were skating Lake Vista pro in St. Pete and stumbled onto this wild little green parrot (it’s Florida) that had fallen out of a nest on top of a light pole. Other parrots were dive bombing it, pecking it like crazy. It also was getting eaten alive by fire ants (Florida again).

We scooped it up, but it was in real bad shape, missing skin all over it’s head and covered in ant bites. Ended up driving around trying to find an animal hospital that was open. I had the bird in my hands the whole time and it kept dipping in and out of consciousness.

Eventually, it wouldn’t wake up and we couldn’t find a hospital. We found a park to lay it to rest and saw a lake so decided to give it a sea burial. We bid farewell and I dropped the little guy into the lake.

He sank for a moment, but then startled awake, thrashed about and drowned. We were caught so off guard that we didn’t know what to do and ended up just laughing because we couldn’t believe what just happened. Felt pretty awful about it.

So yes, I’ve killed an animal while skating.

Almost made me cry. Equal parts sad and sweet.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

I was skating in my puffy white nubuck DVS’ and accidentally stomped a bunch of raw ground beef

[ungzilla]

doesn't sound like an accident

[Marv]

Do T-dogs count?

🐶🏄🏻‍♂️

[Far from relevant]

I usually like to sacrifice a goat or baby lamb when I land a really hard trick.

[Szechuan]

I usually like to sacrifice a goat or baby lamb when I land a really hard trick.

Phelps loves that. Hellride indeed.

[Baron Samedi]

i've never killed an animal while skating but i AM A FUCKING ANIMAL AND I KILL IT WHILE SKATING

[TheLurper]

Does anyone remember the locusts swarms in the south west back in the late 90s/early 2000s?

I remember my local park would be covered with grasshoppers. There was no way to avoid them and their squished bodies made the park super slippery.

[HACHITO]

I started to mentally formulate a response akin to this, but I stopped myself.

[Grosso4Prez]

Never killed anything while skating but on my fifteenth birthday, my brother and I found a dead rat and then proceded to play Skate over its dead body. 

[planman]

Never killed anything while skating but on my fifteenth birthday, my brother and I found a dead rat and then proceded to play Skate over its dead body. 

We did that with a dead garden snake over the summer

[shitdick22]

Surprised nobodies mentioned this one yet

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[ohcomeon]

Before i moved from the countryside i was a mass murderer of slugs, no lights on the path home. Had to scrape their guts off my board everyday during slug season.

[Eds_gallerist]

Gave a season-ending injury to this little bug by a halfcab noseslide fakie today. Poor little fella...

[cloudy]

close encounters of the bird kind

[switchfakienollie]

The only thing I kill when skating is the game.

[JosephSmith]

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I slaughtered a chicken before skating the other day, does that count?

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did you cut its head off with your razor tail?

I Was driving home after a skate and saw a pigeon dying in the street. It was in a bad way, all bloody- mangled n flailing about (like seizure type death rattles). I couldn’t let it continue like that so I pulled the car over n had to use my skateboard to end it. I felt like an executioner or something, staring down at this poor, dying  creature.   Luckily I did have razor-tail, because it just took one to end it. I did have a little blood on the tail. Neighborhood people saw me do it ( without context, they likely saw me as some sicko) . I never skated that deck again. I even explained to the person that inhereted it (shitty inheritance hah) that it was used to put a poor ol pigeon out of its misery n was probably haunted (or filled with powers).

[smellsdead]

just squashed a frog going uphill from a decent neighborhood hillbomb

not stoked

thats two now