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surragate porn
« on: September 26, 2018, 02:37:27 PM »
Got stuck at my buds house for a few days they got kids and a filter on the internet. Got me thinking of batin' of yore when i had to wack it to the swim suit section of catalogs or this weird art book i found with titties in.

or downloading some janky video on a 36k modem for two days and it being crap or the girl having a bigger length than me and having to hold one hand over the bottom half of the screen so i cant see dong.

whats the weirdest non porn you made do with?

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2018, 02:42:36 PM »
You ever seen stuff in marble?
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« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2018, 02:47:09 PM »
Better than Aaron Kyro on Baker thread, but still.


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« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2018, 03:00:35 PM »
Queue the "newbies can't make threads" guy

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« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2018, 03:06:55 PM »
Hi yes that is a true thing to say.
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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2018, 03:38:03 PM »
repeatedly hit the A/B button as fast as you can.

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« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2018, 04:12:04 PM »
Fast times at Ridgemont High.
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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2018, 04:20:55 PM »
Gotta go Lizzie McGuire on that one
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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2018, 04:24:58 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2018, 04:31:24 PM »
Girls Gone Wild commercials during Wild On E! with Brooke Burke.  8)

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« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2018, 05:18:40 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2018, 05:29:57 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2018, 05:43:56 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2018, 05:46:02 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2018, 05:46:20 PM »
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Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2018, 05:49:41 PM »
The ball drop on New year's Eve. I mean to try and maintain control during the countdown to get to zero. That's hard stuff. You have to time it out perfectly. Seriously think about it.
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« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2018, 05:51:44 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2018, 05:57:39 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2018, 06:28:06 PM »
I dont know how many times I blasted to Janet Jackson (michael was in it too) when she grabbed her titties in the "scream" video. I made love to that song every time it came on

She grabs her fake A cups around the 2:20 mark

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« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2018, 07:03:14 PM »
Jerk off in weird places and jerk off to the idea that you're jerking off there at all

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« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2018, 07:59:04 PM »
Two things really stand out to me and remind me how great jacking it was before I had porn anytime I wanted. My first time ever was to a Denise Austin workout show that was on from 6-7 AM on lifetime. Beat myself up real good before the bus that day. Little did I know it would forever change my life.

Second was the Lady Marmalade video and the Hollywood video by Madonna. Made it a point to always bust before Lil Kim would finish her verse. That reminds me I would basically be down to bust to anything involving Lil Kim.
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« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2018, 08:45:17 PM »
Hahaha, this thread is actually pretty awesome.


I’ve got to add Fran Drescher on that show “The Nanny”. 

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« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2018, 09:11:04 PM »
Girls Gone Wild commercials during Wild On E! with Brooke Burke.  8)

Same except I came from the Tara Reid era. Show and commercial were both solid material as a 13 year old. Pretty sure that gave way to my love of overtly trashy women. I also lived in a trailer during this time period, so in retrospect, I guess a white trash fetish was inevitable.

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« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2018, 11:12:23 PM »
I had this puberty book my parents gave me around 11. It had drawings of probably like a 15 year old teenage boy and girl to explain your body’s changes. There were nude adults drawn in it too but I put the image of the teen age girl to good use until I got some porn mags in grade 9. My buddy stole them from his single dad. There was a couple playgirls in the stack he grabbed. We never spoke about why they were in there. He just gave me a couple club mags. I tell you what, that’s a bold mag for a boy to see as his first pornography besides a topless girl photo. Just a high gloss full page photo anal closeup. A brave new world to behold.

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2018, 01:23:37 AM »
Jerk off in weird places and jerk off to the idea that you're jerking off there at all

Just had a flashback to my 13 year old self sitting in the top of a tree by the neighbour’s farm, having the time of his life.

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« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2018, 09:27:55 AM »
My first nut was to J-Los My love don't cost a thing. I almost timed it to the end when she takes her top off.

18 years later I need fucked up shit to get me off. Funny enough, my imagination still, kind of, works.

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« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2018, 12:15:00 PM »
My first nut was to J-Los My love don't cost a thing. I almost timed it to the end when she takes her top off.

18 years later I need fucked up shit to get me off. Funny enough, my imagination still, kind of, works.

Kids these days don’t know about jerking it to music videos on the tv.
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« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2018, 12:27:36 PM »

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« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2018, 08:05:52 PM »

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« Reply #29 on: September 28, 2018, 11:38:57 AM »
Hahaha, this thread is actually pretty awesome.


I’ve got to add Fran Drescher on that show “The Nanny”. 

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