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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #30 on: September 28, 2018, 12:12:30 PM »

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #31 on: September 29, 2018, 10:08:48 AM »
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Girls Gone Wild commercials during Wild On E! with Brooke Burke.  8)
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Same except I came from the Tara Reid era. Show and commercial were both solid material as a 13 year old. Pretty sure that gave way to my love of overtly trashy women. I also lived in a trailer during this time period, so in retrospect, I guess a white trash fetish was inevitable.

teenage me also blasted a couple to fully clothed tara reid and brooke burke.

shit, even laura croft use to do it for me. what a babe.


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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #32 on: September 29, 2018, 05:29:08 PM »
Pretty sure this isn't the sexual assault stories thread dude. Focus your fucking account creep.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #33 on: September 29, 2018, 06:16:27 PM »
Kentrock 'bout to get a lifetime ban  ;D

Edit: This was written in reference to a now removed post where kentrock discussed sexually assaulting his stepsister.
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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #34 on: September 29, 2018, 08:09:22 PM »
Also, I thought we were talking non sexual stuff. Like , I said the new years Eve ball drop countdown. Not some pic of madonna.tjats too easy
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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #35 on: September 29, 2018, 10:21:51 PM »
Kentrock 'bout to get a lifetime ban  ;D

Edit: This was written in reference to a now removed post where kentrock discussed sexually assaulting his stepsister.

whuuuuut are you talking about dickhead?

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #36 on: September 30, 2018, 01:39:52 AM »
Newsradio

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #37 on: September 30, 2018, 03:12:07 AM »

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #38 on: September 30, 2018, 03:21:59 AM »
surprised the victoria secret catalog hasn't come up yet

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #39 on: September 30, 2018, 04:47:57 AM »
I fapped to those stupid mail order catalogues that had tiny (1,5 *1,5 inches) pictures of women in underwear. Was more than enough for little horny Kobrakai.

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #40 on: September 30, 2018, 09:46:36 PM »
Many kids my age (somehow) had a copy of Alyssa Milano's "Teen Steam" workout video. Based on the video itself and the title, I could't imagine it was actually intended to be a legitimate workout routine for young girls. Since she's actually older than me in real life, would it be ok to watch it as an adult?

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #41 on: September 30, 2018, 10:13:28 PM »
Alyssa Milano on the cover of Details mag way back did it for me,I hunted that mag down and buying it was like buying a sexdoll at my teen age. VS catalogs were pretty reg,but when a Fredricks came through it was a jack off come up. People magazine was always arlund the house so pics of celebs partying or on the red carpet would work in desperate times. The tlc Creep video etc. It was tough back then, looking at how easy it is now to rub one out...but as a teen pretty much anything with a chick and your imagination could get things going.
Oh yea Saturday morning shows get a shout out like gilligans Island girls, topanga from boy meets world, saved by the bell.

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #42 on: September 30, 2018, 11:20:41 PM »
Many kids my age (somehow) had a copy of Alyssa Milano's "Teen Steam" workout video. Based on the video itself and the title, I could't imagine it was actually intended to be a legitimate workout routine for young girls. Since she's actually older than me in real life, would it be ok to watch it as an adult?

That's a hole rabbit hole for sure. What about fapping to people who are no longer alive? This tripped me out for a long time.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #43 on: October 01, 2018, 12:49:53 AM »
Alyssa Milano
legit 90s ammo* for sure

ammo was a term my mate came up with where you'd load the image(s) in your spank bank and save them for later.

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #44 on: October 01, 2018, 02:01:47 AM »
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Alyssa Milano
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legit 90s ammo* for sure

ammo was a term my mate came up with where you'd load the image(s) in your spank bank and save them for later.

Speaking of 90s, nobody jerked to Kelly from "Married with children"? I mean, she must have inspired tons of goo...

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #45 on: October 01, 2018, 08:53:27 AM »
I kind of miss the old days of looking up porn on dial-up. The wait time for images to load made it exciting.

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #46 on: October 01, 2018, 09:50:36 AM »
wild on E! with brooke burke like somebody else already said for sure. also, scrambled cinemax, sometimes the audio and semi scrambled tit could really do the job. it was like christmas when the cable company would sometimes do a free trial of cinemax or showtime, while the other premium channels had softcore they were not nearly as consistent as those two

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #47 on: October 01, 2018, 10:15:45 AM »
Oh shit channel 98. I think 99 too.

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #48 on: October 01, 2018, 03:33:17 PM »
http://youtu.be/B4XzOWi5c4s

The way this dude describes his balloon fetish... it almost makes sense. The buildup, the anticipation, the sudden burst of excitement... this guy wins the thread.

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #49 on: October 01, 2018, 04:17:15 PM »
http://youtu.be/B4XzOWi5c4s

The way this dude describes his balloon fetish... it almost makes sense. The buildup, the anticipation, the sudden burst of excitement... this guy wins the thread.
You just reminded me of a really old comment I screenshotted off Christy Mack's IG

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #50 on: October 01, 2018, 04:23:44 PM »
Nude scenes in Starship Troopers movies.
https://xhamster.com/search?q=starship+troopers

BMX XXX
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW901B4-Xvc

The ass-to-ass scene in Requiem for a Dream...


Also huge shout out, and R.I.P., to HBO's Real Sex series.
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/08/29/reports-end-of-an-era-as-hbo-kills-cathouse-real-sex-adult-entertainment-slate.html

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #51 on: October 01, 2018, 06:39:16 PM »
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Alyssa Milano
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legit 90s ammo* for sure

ammo was a term my mate came up with where you'd load the image(s) in your spank bank and save them for later.
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Speaking of 90s, nobody jerked to Kelly from "Married with children"? I mean, she must have inspired tons of goo...
hell yes I did! I think I also did a few times to neighbors but I can't remember who I was fapping, defs wasn't Kylie though

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #52 on: October 02, 2018, 05:20:48 AM »

The ass-to-ass scene in Requiem for a Dream...



Really? That's a pretty messed up segment
 
Jorts
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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #53 on: October 02, 2018, 05:40:40 AM »
My parents used to have a small safe in the back of their closet and when I was around 8 years old I realized that the 4 digit code for it was the same as for our garage door opener. Inside was a video of a dimly lit orgy in which a woman swallowed a banana whole and then, with what I believe to be some sort of camera trickery, did a bunch of twisting motions and pooped it out of her vagina still whole. And a bunch of hairy men and women clapped and came up and kissed her on the cheek and shook her hand very politely and formally. I never jerked off to that and in fact didn't really even remember it until recently. This may be the exact opposite of this thread's purpose.

Bruh... This is some therapy shit, right there...

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #54 on: October 02, 2018, 05:45:22 AM »
Last music video I jerked it to was 'toxic ' by Britney spears, that was right around when porn became a thing for me. After porn Kari Byron from mythbusters inspired a few more tv nuts, talk about a dream girl...
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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #55 on: October 02, 2018, 06:36:31 AM »
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My parents used to have a small safe in the back of their closet and when I was around 8 years old I realized that the 4 digit code for it was the same as for our garage door opener. Inside was a video of a dimly lit orgy in which a woman swallowed a banana whole and then, with what I believe to be some sort of camera trickery, did a bunch of twisting motions and pooped it out of her vagina still whole. And a bunch of hairy men and women clapped and came up and kissed her on the cheek and shook her hand very politely and formally. I never jerked off to that and in fact didn't really even remember it until recently. This may be the exact opposite of this thread's purpose.
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Bruh... This is some therapy shit, right there...

Wow... Could you ever look at your parents the same way after that?

In high school, my two good skate buddies and I accidentally found his parents’ vacation sex tape when we were looking for vhs tapes to tape over with our shitty 180s over a manhole cover.  We never let him live it down either.

Also, a young, pre-plastic surgery Nikki Cox in Unhappily Ever After.
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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #56 on: October 02, 2018, 07:29:35 AM »
Got stuck at my buds house for a few days they got kids and a filter on the internet. Got me thinking of batin' of yore when i had to wack it to the swim suit section of catalogs or this weird art book i found with titties in.

or downloading some janky video on a 36k modem for two days and it being crap or the girl having a bigger length than me and having to hold one hand over the bottom half of the screen so i cant see dong.

whats the weirdest non porn you made do with?

twerk videos
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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #57 on: October 02, 2018, 10:56:56 PM »
Nadia from american Pie
the Holly Valance Kiss Kiss video

the bathroom scene from the shining, trying to bust before she turns into the gross old zombie lady is a dangerous game haha

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #58 on: October 02, 2018, 11:14:18 PM »
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Alyssa Milano
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legit 90s ammo* for sure

ammo was a term my mate came up with where you'd load the image(s) in your spank bank and save them for later.
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Speaking of 90s, nobody jerked to Kelly from "Married with children"? I mean, she must have inspired tons of goo...
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hell yes I did! I think I also did a few times to neighbors but I can't remember who I was fapping, defs wasn't Kylie though
ya'll have the same shows in oz? and you call her 'kylie bundy'? and you rather jerk off to marci darci and jefferson [or steve rhodes]?

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #59 on: October 03, 2018, 12:37:13 AM »
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Alyssa Milano
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legit 90s ammo* for sure

ammo was a term my mate came up with where you'd load the image(s) in your spank bank and save them for later.
[close]

Speaking of 90s, nobody jerked to Kelly from "Married with children"? I mean, she must have inspired tons of goo...

I had a huge poster on my bedroom door. Fapped to her many a time
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