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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #60 on: October 03, 2018, 01:09:38 AM »
Well we had married with children but her name was/is Kelly. Kylie refers to Kylie Minogue of neighbors fame (who actually got hotter over the years).


the Holly Valance Kiss Kiss video
noice! not sure what it was abut her but you just know she'd be down to get nasty

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #61 on: October 03, 2018, 08:32:45 AM »
Well we had married with children but her name was/is Kelly. Kylie refers to Kylie Minogue of neighbors fame (who actually got hotter over the years).


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noice! not sure what it was abut her but you just know she'd be down to get nasty
oh man 'do the locomotion'. she had a hit when i was a kid. i thought you meant  the bundy's neighbors but kylie minogue makes more sense. marci looked like a chicken.

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #62 on: October 03, 2018, 08:35:26 PM »
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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #63 on: October 03, 2018, 08:36:31 PM »

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #64 on: October 03, 2018, 09:59:24 PM »
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Well we had married with children but her name was/is Kelly. Kylie refers to Kylie Minogue of neighbors fame (who actually got hotter over the years).


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the Holly Valance Kiss Kiss video
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noice! not sure what it was abut her but you just know she'd be down to get nasty
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oh man 'do the locomotion'. she had a hit when i was a kid. i thought you meant  the bundy's neighbors but kylie minogue makes more sense. marci looked like a chicken.
locomotion Kylie was no where near as hot as 'can't get you out of my head' Kylie.
I think the other Neighbors actor I tonked over was Kimberly Davies but I still stand by my decision in 2018 ;)
Edit: Negative Creep is right!

Kylie in her post-neighbors years:


90s era Kimberley is still fap-tastic in 2018:
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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #65 on: October 03, 2018, 11:32:31 PM »
Threads blowing it without pictures

Nikki Cox from Unhappily Ever After


Kelly Bundy


90's Alyssa Milano

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #66 on: January 21, 2019, 01:36:33 PM »
Jessie from Team Rocket

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #67 on: January 21, 2019, 03:01:00 PM »
The show Charmed. Hard nips for days.

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #68 on: January 21, 2019, 05:43:09 PM »
Damn, pre internet days were legit. Had to earn it

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #69 on: January 21, 2019, 05:53:47 PM »
leah remini in king of queens .. had to time it right with the live cable feed
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #70 on: January 21, 2019, 08:12:50 PM »
Seeing Elizabeth Hurley dress up as a police officer, a teacher, the devil etc in Bedazzled was a gift from god going through puberty.

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #71 on: January 21, 2019, 09:05:44 PM »
I had a hard time getting Mira Sorvino off my mind back in the day.

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #72 on: January 21, 2019, 10:26:52 PM »
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legit 90s ammo* for sure

ammo was a term my mate came up with where you'd load the image(s) in your spank bank and save them for later.
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Speaking of 90s, nobody jerked to Kelly from "Married with children"? I mean, she must have inspired tons of goo...


Kelly? what about Peggy?



that’s what I’m talkin’ about.

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #73 on: January 21, 2019, 10:38:32 PM »
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Alyssa Milano
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legit 90s ammo* for sure

ammo was a term my mate came up with where you'd load the image(s) in your spank bank and save them for later.
[close]

Speaking of 90s, nobody jerked to Kelly from "Married with children"? I mean, she must have inspired tons of goo...
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Kelly? what about Peggy?



that’s what I’m talkin’ about.

Oof Peggy. Then she did the voice of leela on futurama, cartoon babe.

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #74 on: January 22, 2019, 05:40:34 AM »

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #75 on: January 22, 2019, 07:53:03 AM »
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #76 on: January 22, 2019, 11:30:23 AM »
leah remini in king of queens .. had to time it right with the live cable feed

I was watching Scientology and the Aftermath a bunch a month or so ago and was digging her. She still fine.
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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #77 on: January 22, 2019, 11:44:47 AM »

Nikki Cox from Unhappily Ever After

Kelly Bundy

90's Alyssa Milano



leah remini

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #78 on: January 23, 2019, 12:26:43 PM »
Leah Remini's late-career turn into being a super anti-Scientologist has been cool.
 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8

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Re: surragate porn
« Reply #79 on: January 23, 2019, 06:01:47 PM »
The nanny on Muppet Babies.

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