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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #60 on: October 19, 2018, 07:30:56 PM »
In the new Rosanne spinoff, The Conners, Rosanne dies from an opioid overdose. Opioids she bought from Rob Lorifice.
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #61 on: October 20, 2018, 10:32:14 AM »
the system and courts are going to fuck up his live and career.  sad.
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #62 on: October 20, 2018, 11:00:37 AM »
Quote from: kentrock on October 20, 2018, 10:32:14 AM
the system and courts are going to fuck up his live and career.  sad.

Hahahahaha dude fucked his own life up.
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #63 on: October 20, 2018, 11:10:21 AM »
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #64 on: October 20, 2018, 11:49:36 AM »
He doesn't look like he's cut out for the California state penal system.
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #65 on: October 20, 2018, 11:51:31 AM »
Quote from: brycickle on October 20, 2018, 11:49:36 AM
He doesn't look like he's cut out for the California state penal system.

Bet you a million spacebucks you wouldn't fight him when he gets out...
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #66 on: October 20, 2018, 01:47:56 PM »
I wouldn't fight him now.
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Quote from: ttching! on June 28, 2012, 11:57:41 AM

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.


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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #67 on: October 20, 2018, 02:04:26 PM »
Quote from: brycickle on October 20, 2018, 01:47:56 PM
I wouldn't fight him now.

Why not when you're so quick to slander him on the internet? Why don't you post your stats and/or mugshot?
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #68 on: October 20, 2018, 02:17:12 PM »
Quote from: Disco234 on October 20, 2018, 11:00:37 AM
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the system and courts are going to fuck up his live and career.  sad.
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Hahahahaha dude fucked his own life up.

he made a mistake, he didnt hurt anyone.  nobody decides they want to get involved in drugs.  he doesnt deserve to have his life ruined.
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #69 on: October 20, 2018, 02:51:47 PM »
Quote from: kentrock on October 20, 2018, 02:17:12 PM
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the system and courts are going to fuck up his live and career.  sad.
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Hahahahaha dude fucked his own life up.
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he made a mistake, he didn't hurt anyone.  nobody decides they want to get involved in drugs.  he doesn't deserve to have his life ruined.

that must be one of the dumbest sentences I've read on here
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #70 on: October 20, 2018, 04:32:28 PM »
Quote from: fickdiepolizei666 on October 20, 2018, 02:51:47 PM
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the system and courts are going to fuck up his live and career.  sad.
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Hahahahaha dude fucked his own life up.
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he made a mistake, he didn't hurt anyone.  nobody decides they want to get involved in drugs.  he doesn't deserve to have his life ruined.
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that must be one of the dumbest sentences I've read on here

Dumb as it is, it’s not even CLOSE to that.
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Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #71 on: October 20, 2018, 04:58:52 PM »
Quote from: Burt Ward on October 20, 2018, 04:32:28 PM
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the system and courts are going to fuck up his live and career.  sad.
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Hahahahaha dude fucked his own life up.
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treatment and community service should be punishment enough and get his life back

he made a mistake, he didn't hurt anyone.  nobody decides they want to get involved in drugs.  he doesn't deserve to have his life ruined.
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that must be one of the dumbest sentences I've read on here
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Dumb as it is, it’s not even CLOSE to that.
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #72 on: September 05, 2019, 02:29:48 PM »
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I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #73 on: September 05, 2019, 02:32:11 PM »
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #74 on: September 05, 2019, 02:34:01 PM »
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Quote from: snickers on October 03, 2009, 04:27:41 AM
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #75 on: September 05, 2019, 02:35:48 PM »
Hold the fuck up, Rob Lorfice is only 31?



Jeeeeeeesus
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #76 on: September 05, 2019, 02:38:40 PM »
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Quote from: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on September 14, 2023, 03:18:52 PM
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #77 on: September 05, 2019, 02:53:00 PM »
What the hell is a Lorifice?
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #78 on: September 05, 2019, 03:12:33 PM »
The "Lorifice", who "speaks for the trees" as they have no tongues, emerges from the stump of the Truffula and voices his disapproval both of the sacrifice of the tree and of the Thneed itself. He spreads the land with his plentiful supply of meth, heroin, roxicodone pills, Xanax, pot, and psychedelic mushrooms.
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #79 on: September 05, 2019, 03:26:50 PM »
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #80 on: September 05, 2019, 05:06:04 PM »
I put "Rob Lorifice" into Google and this image came up. Is this who we're talking about? Hard to believe this guys is only 31.

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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #81 on: September 05, 2019, 05:37:53 PM »
Quote from: GAY on September 05, 2019, 05:06:04 PM
I put "Rob Lorifice" into Google and this image came up. Is this who we're talking about? Hard to believe this guys is only 31.


That's what drugs do to you. Some people were saying he's an X Games medalist and now he looks like this. Sad.
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #82 on: September 05, 2019, 07:19:08 PM »
What a silly goose
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #83 on: September 05, 2019, 08:25:06 PM »
Quote from: Jehoshaphat Augustus on October 01, 2018, 06:46:51 PM
Ever see the Wire? They should make Hamsterdam a real place in every city


Damn, too bad Rob didn't watch Season 2 of The Wire.

Actual Rob L text message:

"I have bomb dark [heroin] you should try and I got [narcotics] and even some really bomb blue [methamphetamine] - the real deal. And bomb kush [marijuana] too. If u want to stop by here on ur way up let me know. I am gonna be heading down to sports arena a minute so if u aren’t leaving just yet I can swing by there."

Season 2 of the Wire Episode 2:

Herc: Fucking white boys, I love 'em. I fucking love 'em.
Kima: Yeah?
Herc: Dumb as a box of rocks.
Kima: Who?
Herc: White boys. Talking about the brain-deads in my Kane Street case. I call him up, I tell him I wanna buy some drugs. You know what he says? Says "Okay, I'll sell you the drugs. How much drugs do you want?"
Herc: I swear to god, Kima, they don't code it, they don't ask for a meet, nothin'. And then when you make the deal, there's no runner, no bullshit. It's the guy himself walking up to you in the parking lot, saying: "I brought the drugs. Did you bring the money?"
Kima: <chuckles>
Herc: I'm not kidding. I have much respect for black people after working with these idiots for two weeks.
Herc: Seriously, white boys wanna sell drugs in Baltimore, they'll have to make different laws for it. Like even it out for them.
Kima: Affirmative action.
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #84 on: September 05, 2019, 08:29:22 PM »
Damn my homie that used to sell me weed had code words that we used during texts. It's really not that hard. I guess it hardly matters if the cops get a warrant and come into your house and find an enormous pile of drugs though.
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Quote from: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on September 14, 2023, 03:18:52 PM
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #85 on: September 05, 2019, 10:16:08 PM »
Vert is the truth
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #86 on: September 05, 2019, 10:43:52 PM »
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #87 on: September 05, 2019, 11:59:55 PM »
Quote from: Billy Ocean on October 01, 2018, 10:25:53 AM
It's actually pronounced "Laura-fee-ché"
Incorrect, it’s actually “laur-E-fee-ché“, the 2nd syllable is stressed hardest. I’m a stickler for proper pronunciation.
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #88 on: September 06, 2019, 12:51:38 AM »
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Vert is meth
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we need a method air variation upon his release, methadone air or some shit..
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Re: Rob Lorifice drugs bust
« Reply #89 on: September 06, 2019, 06:54:09 AM »
So Rob thought he was obscuring all the drug names in his text messages by putting brackets around them?
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