Author Topic: shoplifting (Read 6013 times)

kentrock · « **on:** October 09, 2018, 08:33:38 AM »

how often do u do it? wut was the last thing u took? have u ever been caught?

JB · « **Reply #1 on:** October 09, 2018, 08:37:07 AM »

reported

MintySandwhich · « **Reply #2 on:** October 09, 2018, 08:46:02 AM »

My homie often pockets the blue Sony DV tapes for me, because i don't wanna spend fucking 20 bucks on dated technology.

straight · « **Reply #3 on:** October 09, 2018, 10:22:20 AM »

they owe

ALABAMAMAN · « **Reply #4 on:** October 09, 2018, 10:48:22 AM »

I steal case's of beers in the self check out line..I put the beer on the bottom rack and the other grocery in cart. after you scan all the grocery put them back in the cart to cover up the beer and just walk out. Just play dumb if they stop you at the door.(oh I totally forgot they were there) Make sure you can pay for them if they stop you....I've never been stopped

johnes · « **Reply #5 on:** October 09, 2018, 10:53:55 AM »

$5 dickies at Walmart yo!
Get dickies, get a blank shirt that costs $5 and take off the sicker and put it over the dickies price sticker and go to self checkout, easy peasy.

double · « **Reply #6 on:** October 09, 2018, 11:47:00 AM »

1500 grams of triazolam, aerosolize and introduce through ventilation system. Wait 10 minutes, deploy high voltage EMP at power station. Equip GPNVG optics and enter mobile faraday cage. Manuever to adult section, secure 32x32 Dickies brand work pants, Retreat immediately to evac point.

iKobrakai · « **Reply #7 on:** October 09, 2018, 11:53:02 AM »

This is such a bawtawd topic. Oh, well.

kentrock · « **Reply #8 on:** October 09, 2018, 07:20:20 PM »

Quote from: johnes on October 09, 2018, 10:53:55 AM

$5 dickies at Walmart yo!
Get dickies, get a blank shirt that costs $5 and take off the sicker and put it over the dickies price sticker and go to self checkout, easy peasy.

u can return it for full price and say it was gift yo!

shitcunt · « **Reply #9 on:** October 09, 2018, 07:30:55 PM »

Steal garms from adidas outlet, return to different adidas outlet without receipt for store credit, use store credit on some $35 city cups from adidas.com.

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #10 on:** October 09, 2018, 08:02:03 PM »

I steal a lot of stuff I need therapy

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #11 on:** October 09, 2018, 08:02:29 PM »

I just stole from wawa one of those reeses bars with the reeses pieces inside of it

ungzilla · « **Reply #12 on:** October 09, 2018, 08:24:08 PM »

have you tried the reeses pieces w/ reeses bars inside of them

botefdunn · « **Reply #13 on:** October 09, 2018, 08:53:26 PM »

Use to. Don't really need anything anymore so I stopped. Don't get caught.

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #14 on:** October 09, 2018, 08:56:01 PM »

I didn't really need this rieces pieces bar but here we are

botefdunn · « **Reply #15 on:** October 09, 2018, 09:03:35 PM »

Quote from: fulltechnicalskizzy on October 09, 2018, 08:56:01 PM

I didn't really need this rieces pieces bar but here we are

Point taken. Ahould have said, don't really want much anymore. Come halloween though though i'll be ready for some reeses. Stopped stealing but i still trick or treat.

Pigeon · « **Reply #16 on:** October 09, 2018, 10:10:50 PM »

Quote from: fulltechnicalskizzy on October 09, 2018, 08:56:01 PM

I didn't really need this rieces pieces bar but here we are

It probably wouldn’t have tasted as good if you paid for it.

Owen · « **Reply #17 on:** October 10, 2018, 12:43:06 AM »

Quote from: MintySandwhich on October 09, 2018, 08:46:02 AM

My homie often pockets the blue Sony DV tapes for me, because i don't wanna spend fucking 20 bucks on dated technology.

I got busted stealing mini dv tapes for my buddy when I was about 16. Awkward times

j....soy..... · « **Reply #18 on:** October 10, 2018, 07:44:49 AM »

I got a career and don't drink or do drugs....but when I retire....I'm getting high and shoplifting....

planman · « **Reply #19 on:** October 10, 2018, 09:30:52 AM »

Quote from: johnes on October 09, 2018, 10:53:55 AM

$5 dickies at Walmart yo!
Get dickies, get a blank shirt that costs $5 and take off the sicker and put it over the dickies price sticker and go to self checkout, easy peasy.

whoa

backinaction · « **Reply #20 on:** October 10, 2018, 10:48:49 AM »

My wife owns a retail store.

I'm pretty anti-shoplifitng these days.

baustin · « **Reply #21 on:** October 10, 2018, 11:51:16 AM »

Quote from: backinaction on October 10, 2018, 10:48:49 AM

My wife owns a retail store.

I'm pretty anti-shoplifitng these days.

If it's Walmart it's not shoplifting, just redistributing the wealth

smellsdead · « **Reply #22 on:** October 10, 2018, 03:49:25 PM »

i plead the fif
f-i-f fif

guest1 · « **Reply #23 on:** October 10, 2018, 04:48:45 PM »

Quote from: baustin on October 10, 2018, 11:51:16 AM

Quote from: backinaction on October 10, 2018, 10:48:49 AM
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My wife owns a retail store.

I'm pretty anti-shoplifitng these days.
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If it's Walmart it's not shoplifting, just redistributing the wealth

Lol

childhood · « **Reply #24 on:** October 10, 2018, 05:01:26 PM »

I've only ever done minor shoplifting in self-checkout situations. I wish I'd steal more often, but I'd be crazy embarrassed if I ever got caught.

I'm currently stealing wifi from the Staples across the street from my place though, it's working pretty well.

straight · « **Reply #25 on:** October 10, 2018, 05:12:06 PM »

free snacks at home depot: enter thru checkout area where all the snacks and drinks are, grab what interests you .. walk and eat .. throw away trash by bathrooms .. walk out

straight · « **Reply #26 on:** October 10, 2018, 05:12:52 PM »

oh and mandatory donut every time you go grocery shopping

straight · « **Reply #27 on:** October 10, 2018, 05:14:53 PM »

speaking of grocery shopping, hey and pay for groceries .. get paper bags to make his easier.. turn cart around and go finish getting rest of groceries sticking stuff in the paper bags .. buy a couple things on the way out and say you forgot those items

pugmaster · « **Reply #28 on:** October 10, 2018, 06:51:11 PM »

The only time I remember really stealing was when I was super young (6 or less). I stole play money from the grocery store. What a genius.

These days, I might take a couple condiment packets so I can have them in my office if I go into a fast food place. Nothing big.

If I get screwed over by a place of business, I plot on how to steal the correct amount of things to "rectify" the situation. However, in practice I talk myself out of it because it is not worth having a record for getting back at some cashier who forgot to scan my coupon for 1.00 off a package of hot pockets.

Coastal Fever · « **Reply #29 on:** October 11, 2018, 07:19:52 AM »

Last thing I shoplifted was the Osiris Feed The Need DVD from a Thrasher at Walmart.

Author Topic: shoplifting (Read 6013 times)

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