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If you could chose the Olympic team from your country...
« on: November 05, 2018, 03:23:16 AM »
... that actually represents the spirit of skating rather than the stale, rehearsed and pre-planned/prepackaged street league shit we are bound to get, who would you pick?

(And you can’t pick Uncle Freddy, he’s on the Steering Committee, with Lee Ralph, Jeff Grosso, Dave Carnie, and Redd Scott
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Re: If you could chose the Olympic team from your country...
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2018, 03:52:15 AM »
I would choose Sharktits and The Gipper. Also GAY so he could pull some next level ass in the olympic village. JB and DoubleSteve would commentate but instead of talking they would just play really obscure records. Pete and Shit For Brains would judge solely based on slide marks and Free Max (a)B(ility). Stan would be the entire Olympic Committee and in charge of PR.



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Re: If you could chose the Olympic team from your country...
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2018, 04:17:30 AM »
Quote from: CrumblingInfrastructure on November 05, 2018, 03:52:15 AM
I would choose Sharktits and The Gipper. Also GAY so he could pull some next level ass in the olympic village. JB and DoubleSteve would commentate but instead of talking they would just play really obscure records. Pete and Shit For Brains would judge solely based on slide marks and Free Max (a)B(ility). Stan would be the entire Olympic Committee and in charge of PR.

nothing more needs to be said
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Re: If you could chose the Olympic team from your country...
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2018, 04:19:36 AM »
UK team
Rowley
Rattray
Barney page
Ben raeburn
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Re: If you could chose the Olympic team from your country...
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2018, 04:24:17 AM »
Quote from: Roast beef on November 05, 2018, 04:19:36 AM
UK team
Rowley
Rattray
Barney page
Ben raeburn

Think you mean Raemers

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Re: If you could chose the Olympic team from your country...
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2018, 05:00:50 AM »
nyjah and some other foos
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Re: If you could chose the Olympic team from your country...
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2018, 05:03:23 AM »
koston, penny, mccrank......sorry, for me this all crazy like
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Re: If you could chose the Olympic team from your country...
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2018, 06:18:05 AM »
The Canadian Team - the whole Barrier Kult crew,
with Deer Man leading the march out, obviously.
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Re: If you could chose the Olympic team from your country...
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2018, 06:22:08 AM »
Quote from: Roast beef on November 05, 2018, 04:19:36 AM
UK team
Rowley
Rattray
Barney page
Ben raeburn

Can't believe you forgot Sidd Halford and Jordan Thackeray
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Re: If you could chose the Olympic team from your country...
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2018, 06:46:46 AM »
Quote from: Dirty Daventry on November 05, 2018, 06:22:08 AM
Quote from: Roast beef on November 05, 2018, 04:19:36 AM
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UK team
Rowley
Rattray
Barney page
Ben raeburn
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Can't believe you forgot Sidd Halford and Jordan Thackeray

Ben Broyd
Tom Knox
Chris Oliver
Mike Arnold

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Re: If you could chose the Olympic team from your country...
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2018, 07:03:15 AM »
Scotland -Rattray, Graham, DIV

Uniform- Team tartan kilt, vert socks, sporrin, Braveheart-style face paint

Strengths- skate joust, 8-beer mandatory bowl session

Weakness- deep-fried anything, fags

England -Craig Questions, Pullman, everyone in this

Uniform- herringbone breeches with braces, respectable shirt, flat cap, bad teeth

Strengths- cobblestone hill bomb, talking shit

Weaknesses- vert

Canada- McCrank, DMODW, Andy Anderson, the singer from the Dayglo Abortions

Uniform- denim vest, denim jeans, Skull Skates hoodie

Strengths- park, skate hockey

Weaknesses- legal weed, heat



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Re: If you could chose the Olympic team from your country...
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2018, 08:16:45 AM »
team canada, uniform canadian tuxedo jk, some kind of rick mccrank button up and slacks ala "post radical"
team:
rick mccrank
sam lind
ty peterson
lee yankou
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