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Re: threesome
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2018, 11:24:06 AM »
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Bud, I've got a solution for you and it's one word: Ladyboy.
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you buys r proof that skateboarding isnt inclusive of the lgbt+ community. maybe it easier for u to bash others for someting that doesnt affect u that do deal with ur own gender issues.

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Re: threesome
« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2018, 11:33:50 AM »
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Bud, I've got a solution for you and it's one word: Ladyboy.
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you buys r proof that skateboarding isnt inclusive of the lgbt+ community. maybe it easier for u to bash others for someting that doesnt affect u that do deal with ur own gender issues.

you are proof that spell check is a necessity when typing.

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Re: threesome
« Reply #32 on: November 15, 2018, 01:43:04 PM »
How is encouraging you to have sex with a trans person, not inclusive of the lgbt community?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: threesome
« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2018, 03:37:43 PM »
How is encouraging you to have sex with a trans person, not inclusive of the lgbt community?

Exactly! Everyone is been pretty fuckin helpful if ya ask me
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Re: threesome
« Reply #34 on: November 15, 2018, 03:48:27 PM »
can we just hear more threesome stories please?
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Re: threesome
« Reply #35 on: November 15, 2018, 05:41:59 PM »
can we just hear more threesome stories please?

Only other threesome I was in was fucked. Luke straight up porn shit. Two bi chicks on ecstasy,  a buncha booze, crazy fuckin.

I busted in one girls mouth and they kept swapping it before one finally swallowed.

Two cute blondes with no shame. My pelvis was fuckin bruised the next day.

Oh, I never even got their names. We met in the bathroom at the bar, all i said was my place? And off we went lol

Another slap pal was there too but i forget what handle he goes by

Where ya at Andrew???
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« Reply #36 on: November 15, 2018, 05:52:10 PM »
I got really close to a threesome once. Me and my girlfriend at the time met a third party at a bar. Oddly enough some weird dude that was watching me piss and talking to me in the bathroom started noticing what was going on and started buying rounds of shots for all four of us. Not a bad deal except for him creeping on all three of us. After 4-5 rounds of free drinks we told the guy to fuck off and went home. The third started vomiting all over the place after making out with my ex, and then blacked out pretty quickly. Ah well

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« Reply #37 on: November 15, 2018, 06:05:18 PM »
I was about to fuck my best friend's female cousin in his out of town roomate's room,when in walks another homie with this hang around chick. She was hammered and basically told bf's cousin that she sucked my dick,and it was good (she did about a week prior) and that if she was down,a threesome was a go...unfortunately that turned into a straight no from my buddy's cousin. I didn't think I locked the door when we went into the room,wishfully thinking the other girl would wander in and some magic would happen. I start fucking and while the cousin got a little loud all I hear is the bedroom door being fucked with. Like the knob being pulled and someone slamming into it.haha
 Afterwards I ask the homies what happened, and they said hang around chick drunkenly tried to open the door, but couldn't,and passed out by it until the homie that brought her scooped her up and away back home so she could sleep it off.

Other than two sisters giving me head thats about as close as I got, my wife said unless Charlize Theron walks in the door it's probably not gonna happen

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: threesome
« Reply #38 on: November 16, 2018, 06:40:28 AM »
I have jacked to ladyboys a couple of times but would probably be unable to fuck one IRL. Am I a biggot?

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« Reply #39 on: November 16, 2018, 06:50:25 AM »

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« Reply #40 on: November 16, 2018, 09:39:52 AM »
I have jacked to ladyboys a couple of times but would probably be unable to fuck one IRL. Am I a biggot?

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« Reply #41 on: November 16, 2018, 05:42:52 PM »
we did it.  she was way more into him then me, i was getting pissed.  she wanted me to lick her out after he nutted so i cud get sum too, then i didnt even get to nut.  i thought it would be better but it sucked watching her so into him the whole time.

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« Reply #42 on: November 16, 2018, 06:17:15 PM »
we did it.  she was way more into him then me, i was getting pissed.  she wanted me to lick her out after he nutted so i cud get sum too, then i didnt even get to nut.  i thought it would be better but it sucked watching her so into him the whole time.

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« Reply #43 on: November 16, 2018, 06:27:46 PM »
Yup, sad to say but you got cucked, she had full control over the situation, I mean she picked out the guy bro. Happens to the best of em player, well not really but now you know.

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Re: threesome
« Reply #44 on: November 16, 2018, 06:29:50 PM »
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we did it.  she was way more into him then me, i was getting pissed.  she wanted me to lick her out after he nutted so i cud get sum too, then i didnt even get to nut.  i thought it would be better but it sucked watching her so into him the whole time.
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That's your girl?

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yes, she's my gf.  i only did it bcuz she wanted to and i wanted her to be happy.  they had fun and i mostly had to watch.  it sucked for me.  i will talk to her and see what she says.  i shud have video it. lol

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Re: threesome
« Reply #45 on: November 16, 2018, 06:30:48 PM »
Yup, sad to say but you got cucked, she had full control over the situation, I mean she picked out the guy bro. Happens to the best of em player, well not really but now you know.

i know.  i will talk to her.

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Re: threesome
« Reply #46 on: November 16, 2018, 06:47:25 PM »
Run.

Dont talk to her. Bounce asap
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Re: threesome
« Reply #47 on: November 16, 2018, 07:26:57 PM »
Run.

Dont talk to her. Bounce asap

Yeah, your dick might as well be asbestos at this point. Seek new nani and chalk it up buddy

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Re: threesome
« Reply #48 on: November 16, 2018, 07:39:44 PM »
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Run.

Dont talk to her. Bounce asap
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Yeah, your dick might as well be asbestos at this point. Seek new nani and chalk it up buddy

i want to talk to her about it.  i like her a lot and only did it to make her happy.  it pisses me off that she was so into him that she almost forgot abt me, until he nutted in her and she wanted me to lick her.

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Re: threesome
« Reply #49 on: November 16, 2018, 07:54:43 PM »
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Run.

Dont talk to her. Bounce asap
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Yeah, your dick might as well be asbestos at this point. Seek new nani and chalk it up buddy
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i want to talk to her about it.  i like her a lot and only did it to make her happy.  it pisses me off that she was so into him that she almost forgot abt me, until he nutted in her and she wanted me to lick her.

She played you hard. Thank fuckin God you didnt lick up his nut.

Again, run. There is nothing to discuss.
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Re: threesome
« Reply #50 on: November 16, 2018, 08:02:59 PM »
This thread is ridiculous because it reads like you're definitely typing it with one hand, not cause anyone cares what you actually do. You into findom though?

Closest I've ever come to something like that, was hooking up with a girl on a top bunk, while one of my older brothers and his friend hooked up with a girl on the bottom one. Didn't think anything of it at the time, but kinda seems weird in hindsight, I was barely 18 when it happened.


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« Reply #51 on: November 16, 2018, 08:05:56 PM »
Cucked harder than Carroll. Dip out now while homies love gravy is seeping out

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: threesome
« Reply #52 on: November 16, 2018, 09:46:44 PM »
You basically got a front row seat to your girl cheating on you. Then, to add more insult to insult and injury, she asked you to clean her up after with your tongue?

Sounds like a keeper ..
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Re: threesome
« Reply #53 on: November 16, 2018, 10:02:59 PM »
You basically got a front row seat to your girl cheating on you. Then, to add more insult to insult and injury, she asked you to clean her up after with your tongue?

Sounds like a keeper ..

ur prolly right when u put it like that.  but maybe she was just having fun and didnt mean anything to her.  i have to find out tho.  im freaking out over it.
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Re: threesome
« Reply #54 on: November 16, 2018, 10:43:53 PM »
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You basically got a front row seat to your girl cheating on you. Then, to add more insult to insult and injury, she asked you to clean her up after with your tongue?

Sounds like a keeper ..
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ur prolly right when u put it like that.  but maybe she was just having fun and didnt mean anything to her.  i have to find out tho.  im freaking out over it.

I'll probably never say this again : listen to Slap.

Next time she will demand you getting fucked by a dude, watching her wire all your money to her account.

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Re: threesome
« Reply #55 on: November 16, 2018, 11:02:40 PM »
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You basically got a front row seat to your girl cheating on you. Then, to add more insult to insult and injury, she asked you to clean her up after with your tongue?

Sounds like a keeper ..
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ur prolly right when u put it like that.  but maybe she was just having fun and didnt mean anything to her.  i have to find out tho.  im freaking out over it.
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I'll probably never say this again : listen to Slap.

Next time she will demand you getting fucked by a dude, watching her wire all your money to her account.

ok ok, i know ur right, i just didnt want to believe it.  ill tell her tomorrow.

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« Reply #56 on: November 17, 2018, 01:00:06 AM »
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You basically got a front row seat to your girl cheating on you. Then, to add more insult to insult and injury, she asked you to clean her up after with your tongue?

Sounds like a keeper ..
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ur prolly right when u put it like that.  but maybe she was just having fun and didnt mean anything to her.  i have to find out tho.  im freaking out over it.
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I'll probably never say this again : listen to Slap.

Next time she will demand you getting fucked by a dude, watching her wire all your money to her account.
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ok ok, i know ur right, i just didnt want to believe it.  ill tell her tomorrow.

Fuck it, just have a MFF threesome next time and do the same to her.
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Re: threesome
« Reply #57 on: November 17, 2018, 01:40:05 AM »
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You basically got a front row seat to your girl cheating on you. Then, to add more insult to insult and injury, she asked you to clean her up after with your tongue?

Sounds like a keeper ..
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ur prolly right when u put it like that.  but maybe she was just having fun and didnt mean anything to her.  i have to find out tho.  im freaking out over it.
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I'll probably never say this again : listen to Slap.

Next time she will demand you getting fucked by a dude, watching her wire all your money to her account.
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ok ok, i know ur right, i just didnt want to believe it.  ill tell her tomorrow.
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Fuck it, just have a MFF threesome next time and do the same to her.

Two outcomes for that... he’s a fucking stud and cums up the other girls ass just to tell his gf to eat it. Or he cums real quick and ends up watching two girls get it on.

Either way seems like a good time.

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Re: threesome
« Reply #58 on: November 17, 2018, 02:54:34 AM »
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« Reply #59 on: November 17, 2018, 03:29:44 AM »
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You basically got a front row seat to your girl cheating on you. Then, to add more insult to insult and injury, she asked you to clean her up after with your tongue?

Sounds like a keeper ..
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ur prolly right when u put it like that.  but maybe she was just having fun and didnt mean anything to her.  i have to find out tho.  im freaking out over it.
[close]

I'll probably never say this again : listen to Slap.

Next time she will demand you getting fucked by a dude, watching her wire all your money to her account.
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ok ok, i know ur right, i just didnt want to believe it.  ill tell her tomorrow.
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Fuck it, just have a MFF threesome next time and do the same to her.
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Two outcomes for that... he’s a fucking stud and cums up the other girls ass just to tell his gf to eat it. Or he cums real quick and ends up watching two girls get it on.

Either way seems like a good time.

Yeah, or, or... Them bitchs turn lesbian, yell at him to make them a sandwich and dump Ken Park.