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Re: threesome
« Reply #90 on: November 20, 2018, 06:06:52 AM »
As soon as your girl asked you for that you should've turned that bitch into a frisbee!
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Re: threesome
« Reply #91 on: November 20, 2018, 03:30:51 PM »
Any MFF threesome stories???
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Re: threesome
« Reply #92 on: November 20, 2018, 04:45:36 PM »
Any MFF threesome stories???
I turned one down once because I had date with this girl I was really into at the time the following morning and didn't want to rock up looking/ feeling like a total porn star. To this day I still heavily regret that decision:(

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Re: threesome
« Reply #93 on: November 22, 2018, 06:04:46 AM »
it seems like you have some feelings towards her... if you don't care about the bitch just go for it.

well, i warned you!

besides, you didn't say the ho' was your gf at the beginning.

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Re: threesome
« Reply #94 on: December 21, 2018, 10:46:43 AM »
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we did it.  she was way more into him then me, i was getting pissed.  she wanted me to lick her out after he nutted so i cud get sum too, then i didnt even get to nut.  i thought it would be better but it sucked watching her so into him the whole time.
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yes, she's my gf.  i only did it bcuz she wanted to and i wanted her to be happy.  they had fun and i mostly had to watch.  it sucked for me.  i will talk to her and see what she says.  i shud have video it. lol
Did you lick it and what ended up happening relationship-wise?

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Re: threesome
« Reply #95 on: December 21, 2018, 10:54:21 AM »
hopefully ty evans was there to film him laying on the ground in HD

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Re: threesome
« Reply #96 on: December 21, 2018, 10:55:46 AM »
If I was single and didn't have any feelings for the chick then id say go for it. I wouldn't be down to do anything involving him, but that's my preference. Ive been with the same chick for 7 years now and could never never never imagine letting her get banged by someone else.

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Re: threesome
« Reply #97 on: December 22, 2018, 08:58:03 AM »
If I was single and didn't have any feelings for the chick then id say go for it. I wouldn't be down to do anything involving him, but that's my preference. Ive been with the same chick for 7 years now and could never never never imagine letting her get banged by someone else.

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Re: threesome
« Reply #98 on: December 22, 2018, 10:45:31 AM »
If I was single and didn't have any feelings for the chick then id say go for it. I wouldn't be down to do anything involving him, but that's my preference. Ive been with the same chick for 7 years now and could never never never imagine letting her get banged by someone else.

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Pretty much summed up the lone threesome I had and I have to say it was pretty enjoyable. I don’t think I could do watch my long term gf bang another dude.

Where’s the update kentrock?????

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« Reply #99 on: December 22, 2018, 11:00:24 AM »
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If I was single and didn't have any feelings for the chick then id say go for it. I wouldn't be down to do anything involving him, but that's my preference. Ive been with the same chick for 7 years now and could never never never imagine letting her get banged by someone else.

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Pretty much summed up the lone threesome I had and I have to say it was pretty enjoyable. I don’t think I could do watch my long term gf bang another dude.

Where’s the update kentrock?????

yeah , where’s the update kentrock???

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Re: threesome
« Reply #100 on: December 22, 2018, 12:38:20 PM »

Other than two sisters giving me head thats about as close as I got, my wife said unless Charlize Theron walks in the door it's probably not gonna happen
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Re: threesome
« Reply #101 on: December 22, 2018, 06:08:32 PM »
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Other than two sisters giving me head thats about as close as I got, my wife said unless Charlize Theron walks in the door it's probably not gonna happen
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Well Joe,it was over 15 years ago. A typical summer night at the homies house with beers,and jacuzzi chillin. At the time me and my other friend were hanging with these sisters,and they were there with the group partying.

Anyway,somewhere into the night people dipped,or went inside the house to do whatever. I was with the sisters in the jacuzzi still, they actually started making out drunk and sloppy. Then from there it went from one jerking me of in the jacuzzi while I made out with the other. That got old,we wanted privacy, and went into the garage. My drunken plan was a three way on my homies car parked in the garage,or figuring something out on the bench press/workout shit...dumbass planning. Threeway kissing and touching led to their hands on me,dropping my shorts,then they got down and switched of on my dick. It was rad, one was better than the other at sucking,but two girls threading my dick with their tongues was making my summer. I didn't get to finish right then,because the sister that was with my friend stopped sucking and ran of,claiming she heard dude outside and didnt want to get caught,even though he wouldn't have cared that much.

Going inside not much time after, turns out she was in the bathroom puking and my friend was holding her hair up. I found an empty room with my girl and we finished what was started.

Catching up the next day, my friend was laughing about fucking his girl in the ass after she was done puking. I told him about both sisters sucking on my dick and he laughed about his girl,saying my dick made her sick haha.

We spent the summer with those two,they were a trip. The one I was with would have Chocolate stuffed up her pussy for me to eat out of her, and candy canes and shit. She enjoyed facials and being dominated too. Learned a lot back then.

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: threesome
« Reply #102 on: December 22, 2018, 09:49:22 PM »
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Other than two sisters giving me head thats about as close as I got, my wife said unless Charlize Theron walks in the door it's probably not gonna happen
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Well Joe,it was over 15 years ago. A typical summer night at the homies house with beers,and jacuzzi chillin. At the time me and my other friend were hanging with these sisters,and they were there with the group partying.

Anyway,somewhere into the night people dipped,or went inside the house to do whatever. I was with the sisters in the jacuzzi still, they actually started making out drunk and sloppy. Then from there it went from one jerking me of in the jacuzzi while I made out with the other. That got old,we wanted privacy, and went into the garage. My drunken plan was a three way on my homies car parked in the garage,or figuring something out on the bench press/workout shit...dumbass planning. Threeway kissing and touching led to their hands on me,dropping my shorts,then they got down and switched of on my dick. It was rad, one was better than the other at sucking,but two girls threading my dick with their tongues was making my summer. I didn't get to finish right then,because the sister that was with my friend stopped sucking and ran of,claiming she heard dude outside and didnt want to get caught,even though he wouldn't have cared that much.

Going inside not much time after, turns out she was in the bathroom puking and my friend was holding her hair up. I found an empty room with my girl and we finished what was started.

Catching up the next day, my friend was laughing about fucking his girl in the ass after she was done puking. I told him about both sisters sucking on my dick and he laughed about his girl,saying my dick made her sick haha.

We spent the summer with those two,they were a trip. The one I was with would have Chocolate stuffed up her pussy for me to eat out of her, and candy canes and shit. She enjoyed facials and being dominated too. Learned a lot back then.
This is all really interesting, but I'm pretty sure he was asking about the Charlize Theron thing.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: threesome
« Reply #103 on: December 22, 2018, 10:56:30 PM »
Well,in less exciting stories my wife and I both really like Charlize. When talking about 3 ways,she said that unless Charlize walked in it's not happening. It's casual.

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Re: threesome
« Reply #104 on: December 24, 2018, 09:59:13 AM »
Kentrock how'd this go? Are you MIA because you're emotionally scared? Or was it so good you gave up on slap and you just only have time for threesomes now?
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Re: threesome
« Reply #105 on: December 24, 2018, 05:01:14 PM »

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Re: threesome
« Reply #106 on: December 25, 2018, 07:24:30 PM »
2 girls and a guy is a threesome
2 guys and a girl is a train

I didn’t make the rules

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Re: threesome
« Reply #107 on: December 26, 2018, 05:05:15 AM »
If I was single and didn't have any feelings for the chick then id say go for it. I wouldn't be down to do anything involving him, but that's my preference. Ive been with the same chick for 7 years now and could never never never imagine letting her get banged by someone else.

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I was posed with a similarish situation a while ago and bailed out. I was uncertain with the decision at the time but reading this thread makes me realise I made the right call.

You're right, you definitely can't undo cum
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Re: threesome
« Reply #108 on: December 26, 2018, 05:07:11 AM »
Also I gnarred about 5 or 6 people in this thread. Keep up the great input  guys 
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Re: threesome
« Reply #109 on: December 28, 2018, 08:28:08 AM »
2 girls and a guy is a threesome
2 guys and a girl is a train

I didn’t make the rules

I get what you mean, and in a way its true I guess. I just can't picture an actual three way encounter to be ANYTHING like it is in a porno. When I think of a true "train" I think of at least three dudes. a threesome with two dudes and a girl could just be some lonely cuck who's girl suggests they have a threesome with his best friend and he slowly jerks it in the corner.
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Re: threesome
« Reply #110 on: December 28, 2018, 07:02:37 PM »

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Re: threesome
« Reply #111 on: January 08, 2019, 10:40:33 AM »
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I'd go like this

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Like you'd be off to do it ASAP or getting the fuck away from it??
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Re: threesome
« Reply #112 on: January 08, 2019, 02:49:57 PM »
Never had one but my lesbian friend was drunk a few years ago and told me her girlfriend at the time, who I also was friends with, brought up having a threesome with me when they were still together. They didn’t attempt it because they knew my gf too.

They are both hot feminine lesbians so I wished she never told me cuz I get mental images when I still see them.

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Re: threesome
« Reply #113 on: January 08, 2019, 03:09:00 PM »
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