"Put your cock pulled tight around your wrist and ask a lady what time it is, make sure you go by slowly and have your roller skates properly fastened, the trick is to wait for her to finish looking at her timepiece, after all you asked her, and only when she lets you know, make sure YOU let her know that you possess neither watch nor band, but reckon it's live and warm penis. Why Huckleberry Finn used to do this all the time and it infuriated Tom so! Not Jim however, he was more fascinated by the workings of penis as a watchband."
-Samuel Clemmons