No chance I'm watching a Gurney part or reading his interview, but this "comment" from the post of his interview is hilarious. Somebody is into weed...
"Jerry, Gregson, the key to success is saving and categorizing strains, my wet dream would be 50 strains, from all over the world, cured saved inside jars, at half an ounce saved, with a label, THC content, inside black no light jars sealed tight, at markup, dependent on how far you got it from and how rare it is, rarity is crucial, if ya dude is gonna take 8 entire months to make less than 1lbs of it again or almost a whole year you are in limited supply and should markup, markup always, markdown is for people who have too much and just need liquid capital like at times people making shatter, would mark down to just make a couple grand on their lbs just because it will probably be sold to make glass or canna-crack, or dab, negotiate, 418 lbs safe like a gun safe, the largest gun safe you can find, and strains from all over the world and a wizard gandalf pipe that can fit an entire 60 dollars of hydro, like to pack it with quarter inch to the top minimum 60 dollars or above 3 grams, way above to the top broken up where I would never hit the bottom of the bowl from one sitting like sherlock holmes and daily I would just feed it on top from whatever strain got me fucked up yesterday and barely just pinching pinching lightly, but retaining the entire pack full intact, like if you got a snowball of bud on your largest gandalf pipe, this very large charcoal, cannot get grey, it will retain its properties since you packed it and you will only stir the grey, by hitting it lightly and add more herb on top, from your 50 strains, The idea is to have a very large charcoal amount of bud, from many strains, where little hits a day is all you need from the most potent products, please get out of individual strains and start connoisseuring, thats what I would do, quality, small amounts of various kinds over quantity. That should get not only small time customers but people who really want from you where you tell them, I can only sell you a dub of purple haze, or a dub of that shit you had last time to make it legit and make sure you categorize what they are at atleast OVER 50 strains, not a whole pound of 1 thing, 50 strains, half an ounce per strain inside jars inside a 500 lbs safe with code. You will be rich, I guarantee it, just smoke from your pipe three times a day and beware of too many friends, be greedy, two friends until eternity made themselves millionaires. Believe in yourselves. Also if you can give yourself 3 entire months and masturbate 25 times to go to sleep, just to sober up 1 time, 3 full months I know by reading all these words you will get rich. Dont touch the product 3 months the panic or how crazy true 40% THC will be insane, you will slowly microdose as into super dose. Dont forget, 50+ strains, inside a 500 lbs safe, with code, from all over california, inside light proof air proof jars, with label, name and THC and information, your gandalf pipe, very large for men, enough to get 8 people baked if they ash the bowl entirely, like the super large the diameter and depth of a zippo lighter, the stirring of just the ashes on top retaining the charcoal or the ball of bud intact, the feeding of the bud, or the addition of each pipe full with fresh tobacco or marihuana, and the sprinkling of many strains so you get high every time and dont over smoke it to sustain profit. Get rich, see you on the other side. Almost a decade ago or maybe one and 2 years to feel good I had to smoke many types not just one kind, driving places and stuff, with 50 strains at half an ounce each, all different, whenever you want to toke, a 0.7 or 0.8 in addition to your random full dub from many strains will stop you from smoking one that doesnt do much to you after you just want to burn it or abuse it to feel good of it, having insane amounts of botany and genetics at your disposal will forever remain you super high where you have 50 times of a little of each one to try again, as compared to just burning a whole pound of one kind because eventually you will build this tolerance. Believe me trust. Trust is key. 50 or more strains, little purchases, let me get half of that, and half of that, save those and forget about them label them and hide them. Until you get upwards of 50+ then the distribution can begin. Mind blowing tokes, like true mind blowing where mere points of a gram of some solid satanic shit will trigger those insane munchies."
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