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Andy Roy on G4 By Golpa
« on: December 02, 2018, 08:58:27 AM »
finally! so many questions that have been plaguing the slap community get answered!

who started the gofundme for andy's teeth?

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"i was contacted on facebook by andy's girlfriend."

"she started a gofundme, and as she's looking around, she found a place on the internet, g4."

what's bam margera up to these days?

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how fried is andy roy?

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"he's probably functioning at about 5 to 10 percent of what he could be."  :o



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p448-pCL_6I&t=204s

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Re: Andy Roy on G4 By Golpa
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2018, 04:50:40 PM »
Brandon Biebel looks a lot worse for wear nowadays

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Re: Andy Roy on G4 By Golpa
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2018, 04:57:19 PM »
Those teeth definitely ain't matching the neck and face tats. Looks super weird, but I'm glad he can chew food now.

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Re: Andy Roy on G4 By Golpa
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2018, 05:13:04 PM »
finally! so many questions that have been plaguing the slap community get answered!

who started the gofundme for andy's teeth?

[0:29]

"i was contacted on facebook by andy's girlfriend."

"she started a gofundme, and as she's looking around, she found a place on the internet, g4."

what's bam margera up to these days?

[2:46]



how fried is andy roy?

[3:20]

"he's probably functioning at about 5 to 10 percent of what he could be."  :o



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p448-pCL_6I&t=204s

This is "the bachelor" of teeth commercials or shows or whatever tf that was

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Re: Andy Roy on G4 By Golpa
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2018, 06:00:34 PM »
whoa, its like you can hear his voice go back to normal as soon as he sees his teeth. Kinda stoked for Andy.

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Re: Andy Roy on G4 By Golpa
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2018, 07:00:18 PM »
He looked so happy when he first saw his teeth, if that doesn’t warm your heart then you’re a monster

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Re: Andy Roy on G4 By Golpa
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2018, 07:05:49 PM »
It's amazing what having teeth does for your face......

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Re: Andy Roy on G4 By Golpa
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2018, 07:10:37 PM »
He looked so happy when he first saw his teeth, if that doesn’t warm your heart then you’re a monster

See, I thought he looked pretty unsure if he liked em or not.  Like a bad tattoo (not that he cares about that) that you are trying to talk yourself into liking, or on a smaller scale, ordering shoes online and the color is off, so you keep on looking at them.   

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Re: Andy Roy on G4 By Golpa
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2018, 07:39:51 PM »
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He looked so happy when he first saw his teeth, if that doesn’t warm your heart then you’re a monster
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See, I thought he looked pretty unsure if he liked em or not.  Like a bad tattoo (not that he cares about that) that you are trying to talk yourself into liking, or on a smaller scale, ordering shoes online and the color is off, so you keep on looking at them.
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Russian director Sergei Eisenstein (author of two very influential books on film making), did an experiment where he used the same reaction shot, edited into different sequences. Depending on whether the same neutral close up of the actor Mosjukhin was joined with shots of a plate of soup, a shot of a dead woman in a coffin, or a child playing, the audience interpreted them as completely different reactions - him expressing hunger, feeling sorrow, or joy.

Maybe there's a layer of interpretation to Andy's reaction that isn't so obvious - Or maybe he's the greatest actor in the world.

My response and thought somewhat comes from only having 4 teeth in the top of my mouth, and the experience of getting new partials, and having to get used to the way they look, or complain and spend more money on another set.  Not a fun feeling. 

Though in the photo ops right after, he had no issue giving huge smiles, so there is that.  As a candidate for implants, not sure I want that giant of a smile, definitely don't want them that blinding white either. 

I ain't know. 

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Re: Andy Roy on G4 By Golpa
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2018, 08:07:49 PM »
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My response and thought somewhat comes from only having 4 teeth in the top of my mouth, and the experience of getting new partials, and having to get used to the way they look, or complain and spend more money on another set.  Not a fun feeling. 

Though in the photo ops right after, he had no issue giving huge smiles, so there is that.  As a candidate for implants, not sure I want that giant of a smile, definitely don't want them that blinding white either. 

I ain't know.
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My Dad was just giving me shit about my needing to get an implant, then went on to say how he wishes he had gotten them. I hear nothing but bad things about partials.

Oh yeah, they goddamn suck.  I mean it's better than having nothing obviously, but ya know if I could go back in time, I'd still have a few more chompers than now for certain. 

One advantage is part of the roof of your mouth can protect you from pizza that is too hot.  Just think how great full on dentures are for that?  haha.

I'll never be able to afford what mister Roy had done.  Unless I become friends with Bam and his appearance covers part of the procedure. 

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Re: Andy Roy on G4 By Golpa
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2018, 08:26:11 PM »
They don't look too big on video, pretty normal.

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Re: Andy Roy on G4 By Golpa
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2018, 09:41:24 PM »
I'm not sure I will ever get used to this change.

Andy has a rock-solid hairline though, so at least that doesn't need to be fixed.

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Re: Andy Roy on G4 By Golpa
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2018, 12:58:25 AM »
AS much as I was disgusted by the whole IG/GoFuckMe gimmick, I was genuinely stoked for him after watching the video.

How long 'till he blows them again??
The '80s were the worst period. You had these horrible pop bands growing their hair and calling themselves metal.

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Re: Andy Roy on G4 By Golpa
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2018, 03:04:48 AM »
47? Goddamn... Snuggle Bandit is old
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Re: Andy Roy on G4 By Golpa
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2018, 03:22:38 AM »
RING RING!

"Hey Andy, It's Todd, Todd Prince! Wanna grab a beer?"


"I'm not a gynaecologist, but I'll have a look"

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Re: Andy Roy on G4 By Golpa
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2018, 09:16:03 AM »
hes doing alright for 47 id never have guessed stoked for him

and his new dogs rad

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Re: Andy Roy on G4 By Golpa
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2018, 09:40:12 AM »
The people who get this surgery done look so weird. Like, their teeth are a size too big or something, it just looks freaky. Like how Biebel has a chipmunk mouth that won't ever close.

I'm glad Andy is happy though.

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Re: Andy Roy on G4 By Golpa
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2018, 01:47:16 PM »
Good for him.

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Re: Andy Roy on G4 By Golpa
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2018, 03:33:16 PM »
As long as he and Beibel feel better about themselves than I'm cool with it, but I could see them grazing in a field for hours on end.