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Meeting Jesse Alba
« on: December 02, 2018, 09:09:33 PM »
This summer I took a trip down to NYC city with a few friends. We were skating cooper park, when I saw Jesse and his crew. I went up to him, expecting a lighthearted interaction, but when I introduced myself, he reacted with a cold, blank stare (almost seemed like he was on drugs). I was caught off guard, because he’s portrayed as this happy-go lucky, prankster type guy in all of his videos. Anyway, I was wondering if this has ever happened to anyone else when meeting one of their favorite pros.

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2018, 09:41:39 PM »
Sounds like you got troll’d real good.



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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2018, 10:30:18 PM »
punk’d by the prankster type guy
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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2018, 10:32:56 PM »
I love the NYC City
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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2018, 11:10:49 PM »
Sounds like you got troll’d real good.

He was definitely serious. I guess sometimes the personality just doesn’t match the skating. Everyone in the city pretty much acted like this when we’d show up to spots/parks. I never missed my local park so much.

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2018, 11:33:41 PM »
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Sounds like you got troll’d real good.
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He was definitely serious. I guess sometimes the personality just doesn’t match the skating. Everyone in the city pretty much acted like this when we’d show up to spots/parks. I never missed my local park so much.

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2018, 11:38:12 PM »
I met tyshawn in 2016 at the waller ledges in SF and he was rlly chill when I approached him awkwardly

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2018, 11:39:28 PM »
sounds like a shit cunt

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2018, 11:46:18 PM »

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2018, 12:37:31 AM »
This is the new “I saw Yaje at Tompkins and he didnt even say hi to me.”

Don’t talk to strangers.

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2018, 03:36:44 AM »
You shoulda told her you loved her in Dark Angel and kept it movin

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2018, 03:56:29 AM »
original prankster.

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2018, 03:58:48 AM »
Friends don’t let friends talk to Jesse Alba

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2018, 05:04:22 AM »
This is the new “I saw Yaje at Tompkins and he didnt even say hi to me.”

Don’t talk to strangers.

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2018, 05:31:54 AM »
You mean that stranger didn't treat you like his best friend when you awkwardly stared at him from the deck of an LES quarterpipe as he tried to skate? The nerve!
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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2018, 05:32:43 AM »
This summer I took a trip down to NYC city with a few friends. We were skating cooper park, when I saw Jesse and his crew. I went up to him, expecting a lighthearted interaction, but when I introduced myself, he reacted with a cold, blank stare (almost seemed like he was on drugs). I was caught off guard, because he’s portrayed as this happy-go lucky, prankster type guy in all of his videos. Anyway, I was wondering if this has ever happened to anyone else when meeting one of their favorite pros.

Don't ever meet your heros, or Jesse Alba for that matter.

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2018, 05:38:38 AM »
he was probably just horny or whatever

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2018, 05:46:13 AM »
I also met jesse alba this summer
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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2018, 06:01:28 AM »
I think he's just using you bro. You should probably go "no contact" from here on out as he sounds like a fair-weather friend at best. #JOwithhim

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2018, 06:06:58 AM »
Heard he has a serious peanut allergy. Maybe you ate a peanut butter sandwich before seeing him and had strong peanut breath?

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2018, 06:40:10 AM »
Walked past him in Williamsburg once gabebhim a nod, since we caught each other’s eyes. He went out his way to give me a dirty look.
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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2018, 08:12:40 AM »
I’d bet money OP is Jesse Alba.

Either way, he’ll probably read this thread so hey Jesse, you’re fuckin corny.
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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2018, 08:54:08 AM »
I’d bet money OP is Jesse Alba.

Either way, he’ll probably read this thread so hey Jesse, you’re fuckin corny.



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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2018, 09:39:09 AM »
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This summer I took a trip down to NYC city with a few friends. We were skating cooper park, when I saw Jesse and his crew. I went up to him, expecting a lighthearted interaction, but when I introduced myself, he reacted with a cold, blank stare (almost seemed like he was on drugs). I was caught off guard, because he’s portrayed as this happy-go lucky, prankster type guy in all of his videos. Anyway, I was wondering if this has ever happened to anyone else when meeting one of their favorite pros.
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Don't ever meet your heros, or Jesse Alba for that matter.
Meet whoever, -just skip the hero worship. People are people.
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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2018, 09:42:18 AM »
one of your favorite pros?!?

DM'ing him will be the only way to set this straight.

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2018, 09:51:35 AM »
I haven't meet any sponsored skater in my life
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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2018, 09:59:51 AM »
I love this thread


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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2018, 10:04:46 AM »
When I met BA I was disappointed because I thought he was going to bust a nut inside my eye to show me where he comes from.

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2018, 10:10:39 AM »
I walked up to AVE very slowly before putting my hand out and introducing myself. He stared at me like he was gonna switch front nose my face, shook my hand and said whats up. Then I walked away.

Choose your own adventure talking to strangers.

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