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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2018, 10:11:59 AM »
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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2018, 10:43:57 AM »
Definitely got trolled. I met him at Huf in NYC two years ago and he took a pic w me. Seemed kooky but definitely not a dick

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2018, 11:05:46 AM »
he probably didn't like your face.

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2018, 11:26:04 AM »
dude seemed pretty approachable in Fulfill the Dream, sometimes fame changes you

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2018, 11:26:44 AM »

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2018, 11:32:11 AM »
I got yelled at by Andy McDonald when I was a kid
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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2018, 11:40:04 AM »
I got yelled by Andy McDonald when I was a kid
Did you spill his Sobe?

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2018, 11:41:39 AM »
Ive drunkenly yelled at ben kadow and BA skating that park on houston in the 3d days, jesse at a john wilson video premiere, i was not a socially functional high school student

the other day i was in the city for an few hours for a sociology assignment, i saw an older black women squat and pee in the subway station and then walked by blubba and saw cyrus trying something on black hubba while jesse and like, one of those brooklyn photographers, the one with glasses, watched and jesse mean mugged the shit out of me. it was cool
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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2018, 11:52:36 AM »
I got yelled by Andy McDonald when I was a kid

fuckin outlaw brat wasn't wearing a helmet

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #39 on: December 03, 2018, 11:53:10 AM »
Ive drunkenly yelled at ben kadow and BA skating that park on houston in the 3d days, jesse at a john wilson video premiere, i was not a socially functional high school student

the other day i was in the city for an few hours for a sociology assignment, i saw an older black women squat and pee in the subway station and then walked by blubba and saw cyrus trying something on black hubba while jesse and like, one of those brooklyn photographers, the one with glasses, watched and jesse mean mugged the shit out of me. it was cool

the fact that you called it both “blubba” AND “black hubba” haunts my soul

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2018, 12:34:43 PM »
So meta

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2018, 12:38:23 PM »
Oh you really got us jessie..

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2018, 01:06:25 PM »
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I got yelled by Andy McDonald when I was a kid
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Did you spill his Sobe?

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2018, 01:29:30 PM »

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2018, 01:30:06 PM »
This summer I took a trip down to NYC city with a few friends. We were skating cooper park, when I saw Jesse and his crew. I went up to him, expecting a lighthearted interaction, but when I introduced myself, he reacted with a cold, blank stare (almost seemed like he was on drugs he was being approached by a total stranger). I was caught off guard, because he’s portrayed as this happy-go lucky, prankster type guy in all of his videos. Anyway, I was wondering if this has ever happened to anyone else when meeting one of their favorite pros.

then again he probably was on drugs, it's a good thing you got out of there.

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2018, 01:32:03 PM »
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Ive drunkenly yelled at ben kadow and BA skating that park on houston in the 3d days, jesse at a john wilson video premiere, i was not a socially functional high school student

the other day i was in the city for an few hours for a sociology assignment, i saw an older black women squat and pee in the subway station and then walked by blubba and saw cyrus trying something on black hubba while jesse and like, one of those brooklyn photographers, the one with glasses, watched and jesse mean mugged the shit out of me. it was cool
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the fact that you called it both “blubba” AND “black hubba” haunts my soul

that's the only thing i was able to get out of his story

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #46 on: December 03, 2018, 02:03:04 PM »
I saw Jesse Alba a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Alba trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #47 on: December 03, 2018, 02:17:16 PM »
What happened to that Alex Olson postcast? I think it was called skatewise.

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #48 on: December 03, 2018, 02:23:08 PM »
I saw Jesse Alba yesterday and it was basically exactly like this:

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #49 on: December 03, 2018, 02:24:55 PM »

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #50 on: December 03, 2018, 02:26:04 PM »
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he probably didn't like your face.
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Nice try, but I don’t think so. I’m a pretty handsome, yet generic looking kid.

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #51 on: December 03, 2018, 02:28:50 PM »
i sent a spot to that mini spots page on insta a few years ago and jesse called it bullshit

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #52 on: December 03, 2018, 03:24:07 PM »
When I was 14 I met Andy Howell at a demo he was doing with Felix Arguelles (back in like 89 or 90). He signed my shirt and called me fat.

I didn't get it until I went home and looked in the mirror. I still love New Deal tho.

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #53 on: December 03, 2018, 04:29:53 PM »
Owner of a horrible company is horrible at being at being a decent person? Believable

How many people are honestly going up to jesse alba anyway?

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #54 on: December 03, 2018, 04:56:43 PM »
original prankster.
Merry Pranksters.
Did you pass the test?

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #55 on: December 03, 2018, 06:43:52 PM »
When I was 14 I met Andy Howell at a demo he was doing with Felix Arguelles (back in like 89 or 90). He signed my shirt and called me fat.

I didn't get it until I went home and looked in the mirror. I still love New Deal tho.

'Phat' was a super popular phrase in 89-90. Maybe he was paying you a compliment.

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #56 on: December 03, 2018, 08:32:27 PM »
I got yelled at by Andy McDonald when I was a kid
I yelled at Andy McDonald when I was a kid



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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #57 on: December 03, 2018, 08:32:43 PM »
sounds like got owned

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #58 on: December 03, 2018, 08:41:53 PM »
What a bad thread. Nobody's living all day every day in the exact same mood. And you can't expect him or anyone else to be a certain way just because you introduced yourself.

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Re: Meeting Jesse Alba
« Reply #59 on: December 03, 2018, 08:50:21 PM »
I saw Jesse Alba a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Alba trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


Where have I heard/seen this before?