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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #30 on: February 28, 2019, 11:39:05 AM »
It is very hard for us to speculate what is going on with him when, he himself, might not have a clue either.

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #31 on: February 28, 2019, 11:44:00 AM »
He is still on the team page for element.

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Re: Evan smith, someone riding a skateboard, also a zero board is seen.
« Reply #32 on: February 28, 2019, 11:51:43 AM »
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At no point in time was this thread title accurate.  Please delete, and ban OP for clickbate.
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no evan smith, no zero board. definitely clickbate.
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Hmm, there was Evan Smith.  There was a Zero Skateboard.  There was someone riding a skateboard.

But at no time was Evan Smith riding a skateboard, Zero or otherwise.  So if English is your first language, you're a fucking idiot liar.


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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #33 on: February 28, 2019, 11:57:48 AM »
doesn't this kid eat spiders he can't identify while in foreign countries?

who gives a fuck someone get this a board with a spider graphic.

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #34 on: February 28, 2019, 10:36:02 PM »
I can't wait to hear the misfits song used in Evan's damn it all part



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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #35 on: February 28, 2019, 11:11:55 PM »
The funny thing is, Evan Smith is already a forgotten pro. Nobody cares that he's camping in a parking lot because he's too core to get a motel room like a normal person. He's already kooked himself out of the industry by turning down SOTY. He's a has-been before he ever was. Fuck him.

No one turned down SOTY stfu. He still sucks for eating doodoo tho.
Lil' Wayne is more core than Jaden Smith.
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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #36 on: March 01, 2019, 12:31:09 AM »


He just had a new graphic recently.

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2019, 03:55:07 AM »
That post is 7 months old bud.

Tyson is at Tampa pro with baker boards Incase you kids feel like starting a thread about it. Shalom

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #38 on: March 01, 2019, 04:58:08 AM »
That post is 7 months old bud.

Tyson is at Tampa pro with baker boards Incase you kids feel like starting a thread about it. Shalom

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #39 on: March 01, 2019, 06:17:55 AM »
That post is 7 months old bud.

Tyson is at Tampa pro with baker boards Incase you kids feel like starting a thread about it. Shalom

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17th of Feb 2019, pal




(could be an old board and they're just posting about it to get rid of stock or whatever, but its a recent post)
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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #40 on: March 01, 2019, 08:43:32 AM »
He has a shoe called the Evan Smith Zero.
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #41 on: March 01, 2019, 10:58:18 AM »
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That post is 7 months old bud.

Tyson is at Tampa pro with baker boards Incase you kids feel like starting a thread about it. Shalom

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17th of Feb 2019, pal




(could be an old board and they're just posting about it to get rid of stock or whatever, but its a recent post)
word i would never actually click that shit and wasnt aware anyone made a 8.31 so i thought it was from august. my bad buddy shalom.

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #42 on: March 01, 2019, 11:29:03 AM »
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That post is 7 months old bud.

Tyson is at Tampa pro with baker boards Incase you kids feel like starting a thread about it. Shalom

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17th of Feb 2019, pal




(could be an old board and they're just posting about it to get rid of stock or whatever, but its a recent post)
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word i would never actually click that shit and wasnt aware anyone made a 8.31 so i thought it was from august. my bad buddy shalom.

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I didn't know there was an 8.31 size myself until yesterday after I read that doc that listed the riders preferred sizes. I guess Element makes a lot of decks in that size?

https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=103985.0
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #43 on: March 01, 2019, 02:32:38 PM »
Fake news

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #44 on: March 01, 2019, 03:54:57 PM »
Fake news

I'll bet you a pocket pussy that it's true.

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #45 on: March 01, 2019, 03:56:57 PM »
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Fake news
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I'll bet you a pocket pussy that it's true.
Mmmmmmm nah it’s fake.

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #46 on: March 01, 2019, 10:23:10 PM »
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Fake news
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I'll bet you a pocket pussy that it's true.
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Mmmmmmm nah it’s fake.

What exactly?

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #47 on: March 02, 2019, 02:53:39 AM »
The pocket pussy is fake clearly.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #48 on: March 05, 2019, 06:24:34 AM »
low key secret jon allie was evan's first favorite skater

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #49 on: March 05, 2019, 08:26:45 AM »
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Fake news
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I'll bet you a pocket pussy that it's true.
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Mmmmmmm nah it’s fake.
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What exactly?
Evan Smith riding a Zero Board. The dude has a good thing at element. Unless someone has a photo.

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #50 on: March 05, 2019, 08:37:28 AM »
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Fake news
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I'll bet you a pocket pussy that it's true.
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Mmmmmmm nah it’s fake.
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What exactly?
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Evan Smith riding a Zero Board. The dude has a good thing at element. Unless someone has a photo.

the first post of this thread lil guy

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #51 on: March 05, 2019, 08:39:08 AM »
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Fake news
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I'll bet you a pocket pussy that it's true.
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Mmmmmmm nah it’s fake.
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What exactly?
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Evan Smith riding a Zero Board. The dude has a good thing at element. Unless someone has a photo.
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the first post of this thread lil guy
ok so he’s riding a zero board, this is unlikely but someone could’ve lent him that board cuz his broke.

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #52 on: March 05, 2019, 08:40:58 AM »
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Fake news
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I'll bet you a pocket pussy that it's true.
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Mmmmmmm nah it’s fake.
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What exactly?
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Evan Smith riding a Zero Board. The dude has a good thing at element. Unless someone has a photo.
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the first post of this thread lil guy
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ok so he’s riding a zero board, this is unlikely but someone could’ve lent him that board cuz his broke.

good job slap detective

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #53 on: March 05, 2019, 08:41:42 AM »
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Fake news
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I'll bet you a pocket pussy that it's true.
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Mmmmmmm nah it’s fake.
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What exactly?
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Evan Smith riding a Zero Board. The dude has a good thing at element. Unless someone has a photo.
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the first post of this thread lil guy
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ok so he’s riding a zero board, this is unlikely but someone could’ve lent him that board cuz his broke.
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good job slap detective
It’s Mr.Slap Detective to you

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #54 on: March 05, 2019, 10:06:44 AM »
Element tried to buy him SOTY and he didn't like that, leaving Element soon. I hope he goes to Brainchild or Thank You

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Re: Evan smith riding a zero board
« Reply #55 on: March 05, 2019, 10:22:55 AM »
low key secret jon allie was evan's first favorite skater
Yeah and jon’s still Chris Wimer’s favorite skater.