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Francis Xavier

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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #30 on: January 03, 2019, 01:00:13 PM »
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most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.

its a real loser party up in here
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Name five 'real' people who were chased off.
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i dont owe you anything, boy

but i will tell you i saw henry sanchez treated like shit on this forum by fat dorks who cant flip their boards

who do you think you are fooling

bet you are setting up a nos jason jessee reissue right now
You should've seen how we treated Simon Woodstock

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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #31 on: January 03, 2019, 01:04:08 PM »
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most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.

its a real loser party up in here
[close]

Name five 'real' people who were chased off.
[close]

i dont owe you anything, boy

but i will tell you i saw henry sanchez treated like shit on this forum by fat dorks who cant flip their boards

who do you think you are fooling

bet you are setting up a nos jason jessee reissue right now

Iím genuinely curious if there are people currently pro who talk shit on slap about people. I would love to just picture Nyjah Huston reading the threads about him in, and posting about how great he is.


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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #32 on: January 03, 2019, 05:56:51 PM »
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most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.

its a real loser party up in here
[close]

Name five 'real' people who were chased off.
[close]

i dont owe you anything, boy

but i will tell you i saw henry sanchez treated like shit on this forum by fat dorks who cant flip their boards

who do you think you are fooling

bet you are setting up a nos jason jessee reissue right now
Thats real good there young fella.

Now you can have a deck depicting your favorite controversial article of clothing.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Ed-Roth-Skateboard-Driven-Jason-Jessee/273638627307?hash=item3fb62217eb:g:C2AAAOSwFXRbsk7Y:rk:25:pf:0

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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #33 on: January 03, 2019, 06:11:21 PM »
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most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.

its a real loser party up in here
[close]

Name five 'real' people who were chased off.
[close]

i dont owe you anything, boy

but i will tell you i saw henry sanchez treated like shit on this forum by fat dorks who cant flip their boards

who do you think you are fooling

bet you are setting up a nos jason jessee reissue right now

there's something about using the word boy as a threat that immediately makes me laugh and not be afraid of you. maybe it's because the image that springs to mind is a fat old racist chewing straw.


i donít think any of you are real, i think slap was invented by my mom to make me think people want to talk to me

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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #34 on: January 03, 2019, 06:23:09 PM »
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most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.

its a real loser party up in here
[close]

Name five 'real' people who were chased off.
[close]

i dont owe you anything, boy

but i will tell you i saw henry sanchez treated like shit on this forum by fat dorks who cant flip their boards

who do you think you are fooling

bet you are setting up a nos jason jessee reissue right now
[close]

Iím genuinely curious if there are people currently pro who talk shit on slap about people. I would love to just picture Nyjah Huston reading the threads about him in, and posting about how great he is.
[close]

Guess which pro I am
oh perfect spot for GAY here to hit em with a pineapple bomb, but maybe now its ruined by my impatience.

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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #35 on: January 03, 2019, 07:26:37 PM »
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