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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2018, 05:52:21 PM »
Wish it was longer, laughed at the "Dont mind if I dont award".

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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2018, 05:55:30 PM »
I fucking love Jenkem

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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2018, 06:08:24 PM »
"Oldest man yelling at cloud" killed me



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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2018, 07:48:56 PM »
Jason Jesse nazi picture was a nice touch!

Torey Pudwill got zinged twice. Does he make money? How does that work?
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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2019, 02:37:33 PM »
Gilbert's and Andy's definitely got me

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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2019, 03:20:14 PM »
Jason Jesse nazi picture was a nice touch!

Torey Pudwill got zinged twice. Does he make money? How does that work?

Glad they didn’t leave Jj off. But would’ve preferred if they discussed his contribution to the headwear world.
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« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2019, 08:59:19 PM »
Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018

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« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2019, 10:09:21 PM »
Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018
Seriously, does dude think that if he posts but not respond to the comments about him deleting the JJ thread for swag, that it will just magically disappear? We don't forget Jonesin for Genitals. And it's the internet there is literally no repercussions for being honest about that shit besides not getting anymore hush boxes of product.

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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2019, 09:50:07 AM »
In the February issue of Thrasher, they have an awards page with a bunch of gems. Some of the same topics were mentioned as Jenkem such as Prods McRib collab and Pudwills Thank You Skateboard co.

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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2019, 10:10:36 AM »
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Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018
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there were death threats. you fucking filthy animal.
Death threats towards you? Or towards 10/10? Is that all it takes to get a thread deleted? Don't let the terrorists find out, they'll death threat us out of existence.

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« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2019, 10:15:45 AM »
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Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018
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there were death threats. you fucking filthy animal.
Delete this post right now or else.

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« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2019, 10:18:46 AM »
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Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018
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there were death threats. you fucking filthy animal.

damn thats fucked up.

Note to self: if i end up creating a thread in efforts to fuck over nazis, dont post video/photos/info about myself to make it easy for them to find me and send death threats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VZbCRGOqLY

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« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2019, 10:19:09 AM »
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Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018
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there were death threats. you fucking filthy animal.
It feels harsh in hindsight, but why didn't you just say that the million other times before? Either way my bad man.

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« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2019, 11:00:39 AM »
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Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018
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there were death threats. you fucking filthy animal.

Elaborate or it didn't happen.

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« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2019, 11:19:44 AM »
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Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018
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there were death threats. you fucking filthy animal.
Send them one of your albums,  and they'll bleed to death by the ear..boom,problem solved.

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« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2019, 10:16:52 PM »
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Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018
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there were death threats. you fucking filthy animal.
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It feels harsh in hindsight, but why didn't you just say that the million other times before? Either way my bad man.

Kinda figured it was something like that. That's pretty fucked up. So are shitty fucking Nazis.
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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2019, 07:14:28 AM »
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Gentle jones in the comments on there. They should have given him biggest poosey 2018
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there were death threats. you fucking filthy animal.
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damn thats fucked up.

Note to self: if i end up creating a thread in efforts to fuck over nazis, dont post video/photos/info about myself to make it easy for them to find me and send death threats.

I thought the whole point of SLAP was to talk shit anonymously.

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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2019, 07:31:06 AM »
most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.

its a real loser party up in here

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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2019, 08:46:58 AM »
most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.

its a real loser party up in here
Then leave.

Also,if Genital got death threats surely Eraserheadfuckers got some too right? That video floated around and didn't do any favors.

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« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2019, 09:05:59 AM »
most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.

its a real loser party up in here
don't kid yourself, you're part of the party too, and making your identity known is fine, but don't be surprised if some random from the internet tries some shady shit on you. its the fucking internet.

i think i remember eraser saying he got some threats cause of that video.

i don't know how i would really act if i was in genitals shoes but... if i was saying that i have been "burdened with a glorious purpose" after creating that thread, then i don't think id fold cause some dickhead who watched American history x a couple times sent me some idle threats from across the country.

that being said im sure theres a ton we don't know about the situation and advice is always better in hindsight.


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« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2019, 09:09:36 AM »
most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.

its a real loser party up in here

also, i hate when cats have knowledge

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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2019, 09:43:38 AM »
I thought that cat was gripping a board for a second.
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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2019, 09:46:13 AM »
I thought that cat was gripping a board for a second.
It isn't that smart

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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2019, 12:04:46 PM »
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its a real loser party up in here
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I like the right-to-the-point clarification of which category you fit into.

Finally someone has the nutsack to step up and address the dearth of kitty cats posting here on slap. 
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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2019, 12:29:35 PM »
most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.

its a real loser party up in here

Name five 'real' people who were chased off.
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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #26 on: January 03, 2019, 12:50:11 PM »
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most of the people brave enough to be their real selves on slap: pros, writers, cats that have real knowledge to contribute, are chased off here pretty quickly by fat old dorks doing pivots on 3 foot quarter pipes.

its a real loser party up in here
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Name five 'real' people who were chased off.

i dont owe you anything, boy

but i will tell you i saw henry sanchez treated like shit on this forum by fat dorks who cant flip their boards

who do you think you are fooling

bet you are setting up a nos jason jessee reissue right now


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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #27 on: January 03, 2019, 12:51:53 PM »
Ah, that was almost coherent trolling...
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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #28 on: January 03, 2019, 12:53:53 PM »
Ah, that was almost coherent trolling...

nice back pedal, douchebag

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Re: Jenkem Presents: The 2nd annual Skateboarding Superlatives
« Reply #29 on: January 03, 2019, 12:56:46 PM »
Debate me, coward.
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