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Surfers are the jocks of the water
« on: January 06, 2019, 07:43:04 AM »
surfs up
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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2019, 07:48:47 AM »
Glad someone is finally addressing this dirty little secret of the xtreme sports industry.

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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2019, 08:07:41 AM »
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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2019, 08:17:35 AM »
I guess i’ve always been a bit jockish when it comes to Watersports.

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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2019, 08:30:55 AM »
Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?


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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2019, 08:32:29 AM »
Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?

Fishermen.  Specifically of the Gorton variety.
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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2019, 08:35:41 AM »
surfing got gentrified ages ago.

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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2019, 08:37:10 AM »
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Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?
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Fishermen.  Specifically of the Gorton variety.

Now that I think of it, I guess boogie boards would be the equivalent of scooters in the water universe and jet skis would be like BMXers.

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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2019, 08:42:34 AM »
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Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?
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Fishermen.  Specifically of the Gorton variety.
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Now that I think of it, I guess boogie boards would be the equivalent of scooters in the water universe and jet skis would be like BMXers.

I gotta tell ya, you’re making a lot of sense to me right now.  I’d imagine that as a squid, you’re more in tune tuna with the ways of the sea than most of us lily-livered land lovers.  Thanks for your perspective.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2019, 12:08:52 PM by SneakySecrets »
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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2019, 08:48:35 AM »
You guys would all drown if you tried to surf.
Teach me how to stand up on it baby.

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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2019, 09:30:07 AM »
Surfing = the golf of extreme sports, brahhh

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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2019, 11:02:44 AM »
best thread out right now.

fuck em.

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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2019, 11:44:11 AM »
Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?

The “smokers”
https://youtu.be/LoSLZP0e-M4

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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2019, 03:05:11 PM »
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Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?
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Fishermen.  Specifically of the Gorton variety.
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Now that I think of it, I guess boogie boards would be the equivalent of scooters in the water universe and jet skis would be like BMXers.

There's no comparison with scooters because there's no respect anywhere for scooters. It's only your local kook jock surfers who rag on bodyboarders, everyone else knows they charge.
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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2019, 03:34:50 PM »
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Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?
[close]

Fishermen.  Specifically of the Gorton variety.
[close]

Now that I think of it, I guess boogie boards would be the equivalent of scooters in the water universe and jet skis would be like BMXers.
[close]

I gotta tell ya, you’re making a lot of sense to me right now.  I’d imagine that as a squid, you’re more in tune tuna with the ways of the sea than most of us lily-livered land lovers.  Thanks for your perspective.

I would gnar you if I could.

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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2019, 04:33:19 PM »
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Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?
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The “smokers”
https://youtu.be/LoSLZP0e-M4

I was typing out a post about how the smokers wouldn’t be able to re group after the Valdez exploded but then I got a semi crazy idea that they could make a waterworld sequel or even prequel! The ideas are flowing now thanks to you. If I sell this shit, you’re getting a cut at least.

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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2019, 10:57:46 PM »
Fuck surfers
You want some queso?”
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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2019, 11:31:33 PM »
The only CORE dude in Waterworld is the guy in the bottom of the ship
https://youtu.be/om5rbtudzrg
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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2019, 06:15:59 AM »
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Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?
[close]

The “smokers”
https://youtu.be/LoSLZP0e-M4
[close]

I was typing out a post about how the smokers wouldn’t be able to re group after the Valdez exploded but then I got a semi crazy idea that they could make a waterworld sequel or even prequel! The ideas are flowing now thanks to you. If I sell this shit, you’re getting a cut at least.

i would kill for a waterworld sequel or prequel. keep me posted, until then ill be chillin in dryland.

also that dude in the oil pit is the most core forsure.

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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2019, 07:15:49 AM »
You guys would all drown if you tried to surf.

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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2019, 09:37:33 AM »
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Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?
[close]

Fishermen.  Specifically of the Gorton variety.
[close]

Now that I think of it, I guess boogie boards would be the equivalent of scooters in the water universe and jet skis would be like BMXers.
[close]

There's no comparison with scooters because there's no respect anywhere for scooters. It's only your local kook jock surfers who rag on bodyboarders, everyone else knows they charge.
 
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2019, 05:33:01 PM »
You guys would all drown if you tried to surf.
Would gnar you if I could.


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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2019, 06:11:35 PM »


It's actually these guys.
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2019, 05:32:11 PM »
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Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?
[close]

Fishermen.  Specifically of the Gorton variety.
[close]

Now that I think of it, I guess boogie boards would be the equivalent of scooters in the water universe and jet skis would be like BMXers.
[close]

There's no comparison with scooters because there's no respect anywhere for scooters. It's only your local kook jock surfers who rag on bodyboarders, everyone else knows they charge.

It's like that now, but they were a fucking epidemic in the 90's.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2019, 05:51:00 AM »
Surfing is fucking great, sadly most of the cunts doing it suck.

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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2019, 08:37:41 AM »
Surfing is fucking great, sadly most of the cunts doing it suck.
  Just human nature boiled down to its essence.  Too many people not enough waves.  Things are hunky dory in skating cause waves arent at stake but if the resourses in skating were as finite as they are in surfing youd see the friendly vibes dry out pretty quick id say.
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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2019, 09:54:50 AM »
I got the shit kicked out of me trying to learn how surf on the smallest fucking waves

It was so sick I can't wait to do it again
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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2019, 12:34:34 PM »
I was too busy skating to even learn to swim till I started fucking. Then I learned more fucking happens around water sports. I don’t like a lot of California surfers but the ones up north we met were ok to talk to. The surfers I met around Laguna beach were mad racist and dressed like mike ness (2002).
 The surfers on the east coast are cool with me at least the 40+ crowd. I went to watch the storm and ended up balling on the beach during a nor’easters a on acid. I didn’t have time to talk to any surfers but I talked with their girlfriend a little bit.

Want to meet Underappreciated lovers male female whatever you like. Hang around extreme water sports events. Kite boards or whatever?
Yo that may take the jock hrs to get back to shore so maybe you can pound a few times if you’re lucky
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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2019, 12:42:21 PM »
Lol this movie. I always think about the part where he lands in la and they’re like. Get your boat off our beach.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_E9ebt1a_s

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Re: Surfers are the jocks of the water
« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2019, 06:00:00 PM »
No shit
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes