BAM checks in to rehab for third time

[Ms. Tamzarian]

oh bam's in the snake pit alright

[Watson]

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hmmm its weird why would he screenshot from the video of the trick he landed.... he always post videos.

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I always liked how Bam threw these into lines at FDR but let's be fair - they are barely a trick.

I do them sometimes as guilty pleasures at the skatepark warming up and am always embarrassed when people see them and acknowledge them as a trick.

[Alois Hitler Jr.]

adorable

[winecrab]

I feel bad for his family. Dude has the worse Peter Pan syndrom in the industry. I can totally see him pranking his kid on social media when he's a little older like those parents from YouTube that had their kids taken away. I think he's just as addicted to fame as he is to alcohol. A Tragic/Shalom.

[notcool]

I think booty bumping works cause it doesn't pass through the liver and goes straight into you're system

[Owen]

adorable

Fuck bam comes off as being the biggest dick. What a gimp

[Dorknerd]

When he done the come back show he correctly named the sex change get on the bank iirc

[mtvic]

Is Bam going to become the Kenny Powers of skateboarding?  I think so.

[PincherBug]

I wonder how pissed Ape gets every time she looks at his instagram.

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Is Bam going to become the Kenny Powers of skateboarding?  I think so.

Ew. dont do kenny like that.

[Beeda Weeda]

every time i read or hear his name i just think of his dirty fingernails.

[GAY]

I think booty bumping works cause it doesn't pass through the liver and goes straight into you're system

The walls of the colon are extremely thin and covered with blood vessels or whatever. It's basically the quickest way to get drugs into your blood stream aside from injecting them with a needle.
I know I keep chiming in on this, but it's because I did a doctorate degree's-worth of research on the subject, using myself as the test subject. The setting wasn't anywhere near as sterile as a laboratory, but the results were overwhelmingly conclusive.

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Walking pirate ship

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That kelp bracelet/purse is absolutely stunning. He looks magnificent

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This photo smells awful

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This is in fact the worst smelling photo.

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Old socks and an assortment of dick cheeses

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The cheeses probably pair well with expired boxed wine

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the only thing that would complete this photo is longboard

Bra's- lets just end this thread and hit the hookah in my moms shed.

[fakie nollie]

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I think booty bumping works cause it doesn't pass through the liver and goes straight into you're system

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The walls of the colon are extremely thin and covered with blood vessels or whatever. It's basically the quickest way to get drugs into your blood stream aside from injecting them with a needle.
I know I keep chiming in on this, but it's because I did a doctorate degree's-worth of research on the subject, using myself as the test subject. The setting wasn't anywhere near as sterile as a laboratory, but the results were overwhelmingly conclusive.

Professor Gay- In your humble and thoroughly researched opinion, is Booty-Bumping what will save Artie Lang's nostrils? I know your testing has had a lot of unpredictable variables, such as lil Monee on Crenshaw distributing bunk dope.

[fang]

What will he do next?

[honey island]

What will he do next?

jesus christ, this guy is so far gone.

as i post this he has 1,846,941 followers. lets see how much this goes down by.

[Seadramon]

What will he do next?

reported

[Watson]

Man O'Dell is really good at his job because for a second after that Epicly Later'd came out I thought Bam wasn't a complete fucking piece of shit garbage human.

Kinda embarrassed about that actually.

[h00man]

Gross.

[shit_for_brains]

I wonder how much money he has left, what his burn rate currently is, and how fucked things are going to be when it's gone. It'll be magical.

[HotnSpicyMcChicken]

I'm still in shock that any woman would willingly have sex with bam. That tub water they are fucking in has to be sewage-runoff-from -Chernobyl-level contaminated. She's gonna have to take a hydrogen-peroxide shower after that.

Glad to see rehab worked out 

[GAY]

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I think booty bumping works cause it doesn't pass through the liver and goes straight into you're system

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The walls of the colon are extremely thin and covered with blood vessels or whatever. It's basically the quickest way to get drugs into your blood stream aside from injecting them with a needle.
I know I keep chiming in on this, but it's because I did a doctorate degree's-worth of research on the subject, using myself as the test subject. The setting wasn't anywhere near as sterile as a laboratory, but the results were overwhelmingly conclusive.

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Professor Gay- In your humble and thoroughly researched opinion, is Booty-Bumping what will save Artie Lang's nostrils? I know your testing has had a lot of unpredictable variables, such as lil Monee on Crenshaw distributing bunk dope.

I believe that Mr. Lang's anal cavity is already prolapsed, so it's too late for both his nose and colon.

[Seadramon]

I really feel bad for his child. Mommy and daddy posted the least passionate sex clip and on the IG of all places.

[Alois Hitler Jr.]

What will he do next?

I would write Shalom but what the...

shalom

[Painted Baby]

Think about the effort it took to make that post.

"Ok hold on lemme set up the camera. Should we do it boobs out or should i wear a bikini top?"

"Well I mean if we're fucking I wanna see tits."

"Do I have to hold them the whole time or..?"

"No it's cool I'll edit it down later. Just hit the record button and hop on. (Oh boy now all of my followers will now that my wife and I have actual adult sex!)"

[givecigstosurfgroms]

No penetration happening there.

[ungzilla]

testing the waters (ba dum tschh) for their amateur pornhub channel

[h00man]

Bam was splashing the water like a child.

[Sick Duck]

He just boonk ganged himself. Wet brain for sure

[sus]

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What will he do next?

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I would write Shalom but what the...

shalom