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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #90 on: April 19, 2019, 04:57:12 AM »
Duane Peters, Jason Jesse & Kelly Hart all need a clip.

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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #91 on: April 19, 2019, 05:15:11 AM »
Neckface looks like a pug that a fat stoner girl carries with her in her purse everywhere. Just kinda glazed over and disoriented, probably eating way more Hot Cheetos than a dog should, but he's loved and having a good time being the mascot for her little group of friends so it's all good.

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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #92 on: April 19, 2019, 05:27:37 AM »
Biebel.  He looks like the jock bros that made fun of you in high school.

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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #93 on: April 19, 2019, 05:44:57 AM »
Neckface looks like a pug that a fat stoner girl carries with her in her purse everywhere. Just kinda glazed over and disoriented, probably eating way more Hot Cheetos than a dog should, but he's loved and having a good time being the mascot for her little group of friends so it's all good.

So his gross art would be like when the pug makes a doodie on the carpet?
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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #94 on: April 19, 2019, 05:49:33 AM »
I don't want to say he's in skateboarding but John Hill

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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #95 on: April 19, 2019, 06:18:53 AM »
Biebel.  He looks like the jock bros that made fun of you in high school.

id like a chance to fight biebel.  not out of disrespect, i have always liked his skateboarding. i rode his board for a while and loved it.  its more out of curiosity.  if he has that smoke it would be a pretty fair and fun fight. 
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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #96 on: April 19, 2019, 07:10:29 AM »


id like a chance to ____ biebel.  not out of disrespect, i have always liked his ____. i rode his ____ for a while and loved it.  its more out of curiosity.  if he has that smoke it would be a pretty fair and fun ____.

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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #97 on: April 19, 2019, 07:16:27 AM »
Biebel.  He looks like the jock bros that made fun of you in high school.

Biebel grew up to look a lot like the phys ed teacher from the high school I went to.

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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #98 on: April 19, 2019, 09:59:48 AM »
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I fucking hate Neckface's face. Don't know about his personality but it probably is even worse!
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Second this. I unfortunately crossed paths with him at a bar once after the GX video premiere. Guy was lit and being a fucking twat.

First things first, Cody McEntire needs a kick in the teeth, not a punch in the face.
When I was faded all the time I found myself kicking it with some weirdo's and kooks, now looking back can't say for certain now I would be that tolerant of anyone's bullshit especially some neckbeard that has a low hair line. definitely would smoke him if he talked shit.
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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #99 on: April 19, 2019, 11:55:07 AM »
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Neckface looks like a pug that a fat stoner girl carries with her in her purse everywhere. Just kinda glazed over and disoriented, probably eating way more Hot Cheetos than a dog should, but he's loved and having a good time being the mascot for her little group of friends so it's all good.
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So his gross art would be like when the pug makes a doodie on the carpet?
Totally. It grosses everyone out, but it's kinda funny so everyone puts up with it.

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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #100 on: April 19, 2019, 02:23:45 PM »
Did anyone say Raymond Molinar yet?
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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #101 on: April 19, 2019, 02:41:30 PM »
The fact that this is 4 pages deep and there’s no mention of Joey brezinski is a fucking shame. Cmon slap, it’s obvious he has this contest one, like there is not a single person on planet earth I’ve seen with a more punchable face then Joey. Joeys a nice dude and skates well(not my cup of tea but no denying he’s good), but he seriously has the most punchable face in human history.


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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #103 on: April 19, 2019, 04:58:08 PM »
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Dude Davis Torgerson has the most punchable face in all of skateboarding. Been watching the guy for years and his fake steez just bothers me so much and coupled by him always looking like a tool in front of the camera. He has this skinny ass face but his features are wide as fuck. Dude has white Asian eyes and thin ass white lips. I want to punch him in his little California fake ass face.
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Are you a big Davis fan? I'm honored for my first call out to be someone so low on the 917 pole as yourself ;)
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Never heard of him, just found your post to be a little too detailed for comfort.
His post definitely won the “most sus of this thread” award

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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #104 on: April 19, 2019, 05:23:48 PM »
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Dude Davis Torgerson has the most punchable face in all of skateboarding. Been watching the guy for years and his fake steez just bothers me so much and coupled by him always looking like a tool in front of the camera. He has this skinny ass face but his features are wide as fuck. Dude has white Asian eyes and thin ass white lips. I want to punch him in his little California fake ass face.
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Damn bro welcome to my watch list. Mods, keep an eye on this guy.
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Are you a big Davis fan? I'm honored for my first call out to be someone so low on the 917 pole as yourself ;)
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Never heard of him, just found your post to be a little too detailed for comfort.
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His post definitely won the “most sus of this thread” award

Yeah fuck that guy. This week has had too many shitty new members posting subtle and not so subtle racist bullshit. 

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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #106 on: April 19, 2019, 07:21:17 PM »
stella reynolds

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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #107 on: April 19, 2019, 09:48:48 PM »
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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #108 on: April 19, 2019, 09:53:20 PM »
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The fact that this is 4 pages deep and there’s no mention of Joey brezinski is a fucking shame. Cmon slap, it’s obvious he has this contest one, like there is not a single person on planet earth I’ve seen with a more punchable face then Joey. Joeys a nice dude and skates well(not my cup of tea but no denying he’s good), but he seriously has the most punchable face in human history.
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"huh?"
He looks like my old pet ferret, I wanna grab him by the ears and give him a headbutt to the dome and ram a burrito up his ass.

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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #110 on: April 20, 2019, 05:12:12 AM »
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Biebel.  He looks like the jock bros that made fun of you in high school.
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id like a chance to fight biebel.  not out of disrespect, i have always liked his skateboarding. i rode his board for a while and loved it.  its more out of curiosity.  if he has that smoke it would be a pretty fair and fun fight. 
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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #111 on: April 20, 2019, 05:44:48 AM »
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The fact that this is 4 pages deep and there’s no mention of Joey brezinski is a fucking shame. Cmon slap, it’s obvious he has this contest one, like there is not a single person on planet earth I’ve seen with a more punchable face then Joey. Joeys a nice dude and skates well(not my cup of tea but no denying he’s good), but he seriously has the most punchable face in human history.
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a buddy of mine (Chris Scoggins) was competing at manny mania in nyc a few years back. had nothing but good things to say about most of those dudes especially Joey and a few others.

it is odd the quiet humble dudes that get my respect, met few of the rockstar types and they were sooo obnoxious. Braydon Szfrankski, Adam Dyet, Jason Ellis all these guys just listed definitely get top tier of punchable face.

I wouldn't step to Ellis but those other two they'd definitely catch my fade if I got a chance.
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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #112 on: April 20, 2019, 07:10:11 AM »

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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #113 on: April 20, 2019, 07:40:29 AM »
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Look at him.
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LOOK AT HIM


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This belongs in here
If you're going to punch Cody, you should at least help him get his car fixed.

https://www.gofundme.com/1m2fk1nqdc
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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #114 on: April 20, 2019, 08:47:06 AM »
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Look at him.
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LOOK AT HIM


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This belongs in here
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If you're going to punch Cody, you should at least help him get his car fixed.

https://www.gofundme.com/1m2fk1nqdc

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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #116 on: April 20, 2019, 10:01:51 AM »
Ya let's move him to the most tuggable goatee thread

goatee thread doesn't want this shit head

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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #117 on: April 20, 2019, 10:02:52 AM »
does jeffwonsong even count????

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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #118 on: April 20, 2019, 04:16:00 PM »

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Nakkel

Dude deserves a big slap
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I can’t relate to the impulse of wanting to punch somone but if I could, I’d say Nakal.

Ive never heard of a "Nakal" or a "Nakkel"
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Re: Most punchable face in skateboarding
« Reply #119 on: April 20, 2019, 10:29:41 PM »
Any so cal vert skater from the 70s and 80s who says anything about punk. I’d like to cut out their fucking tongues. Then it would be the nitro circus kid with the rubber ramp. Don’t fucking count. Raw doggie B