Author Topic: JENKEM - CREATING REALITIES: COMPARING PRO SKATEBOARDING TO PRO WRESTLING  (Read 5213 times)

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what a pathetic article

they couldn't resist the old "wrestlers are misogynistic... like skaters!" at the end either

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Jason Lee -> The Rock

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Cody McEntire - Razor Ramon
Heath - The Undertaker
Gator - Chris Benoit
Chris Cole - Sting
Biebel - John Cena
Ishod - The Rock
Jaws - Stone Cold
Bam - Goldust
Dylan - Shawn Michaels

Razor Ramon murdered a guy near a spot I skated a lot when I was young. Three good ledges in a row spaced just perfectly apart.

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FA and SUPREME are the Wolfpack/NWO of skating we can get in to semantics about each later
Ritchie Jackson is Ted Debiosie arrogant as fuck and likes to showboat
Razor Ramone is Adam Dyet
Lizard King is the red haired Seamus we know he is decent but it'd be great to see him get his ass whooped
Kevin Nash = Sammy Baca
Hollywood Hogan was Hosoi when he was huge in the 80's
Jason Adams is Honky Tonk man wrestler
Weckingball Brett the hitman heart or Scott Steiner
TK and Antwuan are Harlem/Long Beach/Compton/Big Baby drama Heat:  Booker T & Stevie Ray
Mankind I think would be Bam I know a bit biased as he is quite batshit these days
Brandon Beibel would be Buff Bagwell for sure
PRod could be Konan
Nick Dompierre Bill Goldberg
Peter Hewitt Frank Gerwer are the Dudley Boyz goofy as shit and entertaining to watch
Marc Johnson Ric Flair
Mike Carrol Erick Bishoff
Jerry Gurney as Jake the snake

 
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its a shame, new kids is more like american gladiator these days, just a bunch a pooseys in uniforms tryna make through it to get sponced.

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No matter what you're into, it always comes back to wrestling.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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No matter what you're into, it always comes back to wrestling.
Wrestling is hilarious no matter how anyone feels, it is a bit like saying you have never watched a corny Disney skate inline movie. It is great all around
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No matter what you're into, it always comes back to wrestling.
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Wrestling is hilarious no matter how anyone feels, it is a bit like saying you have never watched a corny Disney skate inline movie. It is great all around

I didn't even mean it as a diss. I'm a casual fan at best but a lot of people across a lot of borders love wrestling. I love a good show.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Mankind is Mike V- always finding the highest thing in the building and jumping to the concrete. Both have elbow
                            dropped a car.

Bret Hart is Ronnie Creager- The Excellence of Execution

John Cena is Andy Mac- In the skateboard world he gets a lot of heat, but he is loved by kids and corporate America.

Chris Benoit is Gator- enough said.


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Mankind is Mike V- always finding the highest thing in the building and jumping to the concrete. Both have elbow
                            dropped a car.


More like Punk. Takes himself wayyyyy too seriously for his own good. Both have burned a lot of bridges. What's funny is that Mike V mellowed out with age, while our Punkster, well...

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Dustin Dollin is Mankind
Weckinball is Scott Steiner
Pj Ladd is Chris Benoit Don't talk too much and technical as fuck
Old Baker was DX

Didn't Chris Benoit murder his family?

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Mankind is Mike V- always finding the highest thing in the building and jumping to the concrete. Both have elbow
                            dropped a car.

Bret Hart is Ronnie Creager- The Excellence of Execution

John Cena is Andy Mac- In the skateboard world he gets a lot of heat, but he is loved by kids and corporate America.

Chris Benoit is Gator- enough said.


YIKES


i don’t think any of you are real, i think slap was invented by my mom to make me think people want to talk to me

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Atlantic Drift is NXT

Muska is the Rock for 3rd person referencing

Reynolds is Jericho for top level longevity

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Who is Terry Funk?
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
FTW

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A question for the oldheads. Who is Josh Kasper? I know he's a guy who would bail in demos on purpose, to make it look like he was struggling, and that he bit a lot of stuff from pro wrestling. But I've never seen footage and I don't know if I should.
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Kasper would be a WCW midcarder like Alex Wright.

i prefer alex wright as jordan taylor.




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Johan Stuckey is Spike Dudley

Jeff Grosso is Jim Cornette

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A question for the oldheads. Who is Josh Kasper? I know he's a guy who would bail in demos on purpose, to make it look like he was struggling, and that he bit a lot of stuff from pro wrestling. But I've never seen footage and I don't know if I should.
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Kasper would be a WCW midcarder like Alex Wright.
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i prefer alex wright as jordan taylor.





You've got a solid point there.
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
FTW

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Who is Terry Funk?
dave bachinsky is the no nonsense terry funk from the double cross ranch.