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Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« on: February 01, 2019, 03:24:08 PM »
I've been hearing this for awhile and thought it was bullshit but after a bunch of legit sources i can confirm that Ryan Townley and his sister are in a intimate relationship and dont plan on stopping any time soon.

ANY THOUGHTS?
ANYONE ELSE DATING THEIR SISTER/BROTHER???

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2019, 03:26:28 PM »
I've been following his gf on instagram for awhile (she does really cool tattoos) and I'm pretty sure she's not his sister...

https://www.instagram.com/skin.charmer/

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2019, 03:26:57 PM »
dafuq?

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2019, 03:31:38 PM »
You know what they say: dating your sister is a blast because you already know if you're a match or not before you even go on your first date.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2019, 03:51:00 PM »
You know what they say: dating your sister is a blast because you already know if you're a match or not before you even go on your first date.

And the more closely related you are to your fiancé, the less people you have to invite to the wedding!

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2019, 04:08:59 PM »
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You know what they say: dating your sister is a blast because you already know if you're a match or not before you even go on your first date.
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And the more closely related you are to your fiancé, the less people you have to invite to the wedding!
You never need to go through the stress of meeting the parents!

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2019, 04:10:28 PM »
this is it, this is the worst thread.


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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2019, 04:15:52 PM »
this is it, this is the worst thread.


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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2019, 04:20:43 PM »
this is it, this is the worst thread.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2019, 04:24:59 PM »
Thats not very shalom of him.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2019, 05:48:42 PM »
Haram!
No idea who he is...

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2019, 05:52:00 PM »
Incest jokes are okay on slap...okay then.
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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2019, 05:55:59 PM »
as long as they’re just dating and not having sex it’s okay.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2019, 06:03:44 PM »
Tabular method shows a 25% chance of grabbing out of boardslide

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2019, 06:35:14 PM »
I've been following his gf on instagram for awhile (she does really cool tattoos) and I'm pretty sure she's not his sister...

https://www.instagram.com/skin.charmer/


Those tattoos are the equivalent of a swap-meet d3 ripoff from the late 90s. Dr. Woo's dick called, it's tired of getting sucked without consent.


Edit: for I can haz grammar when beering.
« Last Edit: February 01, 2019, 06:41:05 PM by Pabst »
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2019, 06:38:37 PM »
good thread :thumbsup:

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2019, 08:49:50 PM »
Did Townley bring it down the pipe to mami sissy?
i got shalom tatted on my face (im not joking)

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2019, 09:59:57 PM »
he’s not worried, his pull out game is strong

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2019, 10:06:19 PM »
he’s not worried, his pull out game is strong
And she's not worries cause he knows how to commit



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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2019, 10:35:33 PM »
His Sister is hot.
https://youtu.be/ZBYeJDLSok0

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2019, 10:57:26 PM »
Tracer finally came back?

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2019, 03:00:22 AM »
good thread.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2019, 03:47:58 AM »
I was always told that if its strictly assplay then it doesn't matter. Probably the case here

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2019, 04:29:48 AM »
Life’s a garden boys, dig it.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2019, 04:38:21 AM »
he’s not worried, his pull out game is strong
During sex to prevent myself from ejaculating I think about Osama Bin Laden running my dick through a sewing machine.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2019, 05:38:57 AM »
Don’t worry I asked both of them on Instagram right now if they are siblings. Will report back.
I’m a fat Siamese cat.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2019, 05:45:39 AM »
Don’t worry I asked both of them on Instagram right now if they are siblings. Will report back.
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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2019, 08:06:35 AM »
well known, vice is nice- incests best

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2019, 08:23:15 AM »
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Don’t worry I asked both of them on Instagram right now if they are siblings. Will report back.
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Like a real man

Yup they are in fact bro and sis.
I back it tho.
I’m a fat Siamese cat.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2019, 08:53:47 AM »
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Don’t worry I asked both of them on Instagram right now if they are siblings. Will report back.
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Like a real man
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Yup they are in fact bro and sis.
I back it tho.
Wait,but they're actually dating? Haha oh shit!

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house