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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #30 on: February 02, 2019, 09:29:02 AM »
Dude also fully supported ripndip after the og Florida dudes bounced so I believe he’s a sibling fuccer

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #32 on: February 02, 2019, 09:59:43 AM »
Good for him

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #33 on: February 02, 2019, 04:10:44 PM »

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #34 on: February 02, 2019, 04:44:59 PM »

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #35 on: February 02, 2019, 05:16:56 PM »
this cant be shalom
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #36 on: February 02, 2019, 05:40:47 PM »
You fucking losers should stop making up disgusting rumors about people. Always act morally superior but think it's funny to say some guy is fucking his sister?
Rest in peace Dick Dale.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #37 on: February 02, 2019, 05:42:48 PM »
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Don’t worry I asked both of them on Instagram right now if they are siblings. Will report back.
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Yup they are in fact bro and sis.
I back it tho.

Wtf? You can’t actually be serious.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #38 on: February 02, 2019, 05:54:51 PM »
i can't stand this guy's skating with all his fucking boardslide yank overs but good for him
So Colllin have the same t-shirts, seven years by now, at least...

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #39 on: February 02, 2019, 05:57:56 PM »
this cant be shalom

It’s not even kosher.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #40 on: February 02, 2019, 06:04:13 PM »
You fucking losers should stop making up disgusting rumors about people. Always act morally superior but think it's funny to say some guy is fucking his sister?

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I bet you’re only so pissed bc you been thinking about fucking your own sister for damn near 30 years. You stupid sick fuck. Shalom.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #41 on: February 02, 2019, 06:07:37 PM »
You fucking losers should stop making up disgusting rumors about people. Always act morally superior but think it's funny to say some guy is fucking his sister?
Hey Ryan, this is unrelated, but I like your artwork



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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #42 on: February 02, 2019, 06:27:23 PM »
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You fucking losers should stop making up disgusting rumors about people. Always act morally superior but think it's funny to say some guy is fucking his sister?
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No dumbass i said something cause spreading ugly rumors like high school girls about someone you don't like is fucked up.of course i wouldn't expect a moron who wants max b to be freed to understand.

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I bet you’re only so pissed bc you been thinking about fucking your own sister for damn near 30 years. You stupid sick fuck. Shalom.

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Rest in peace Dick Dale.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #43 on: February 02, 2019, 06:30:57 PM »
Hey Pete didn't say that
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #44 on: February 02, 2019, 06:39:21 PM »
I had a brain fart and was thinking Ryan Lay the whole time until just now.
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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #45 on: February 02, 2019, 06:49:59 PM »
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You fucking losers should stop making up disgusting rumors about people. Always act morally superior but think it's funny to say some guy is fucking his sister?
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No dumbass i said something cause spreading ugly rumors like high school girls about someone you don't like is fucked up.of course i wouldn't expect a moron who wants max b to be freed to understand.

Yes.

I bet you’re only so pissed bc you been thinking about fucking your own sister for damn near 30 years. You stupid sick fuck. Shalom.

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Lol littleman you don’t even understand how to use this forum correctly. Better luck with your next account you lil incestual piece of shit.

This dude fucked his sister. Confirmed. cmon mods we gotta draw the line somewhere.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #46 on: February 02, 2019, 06:59:47 PM »
I feel wrong just looking at this thread
i got shalom tatted on my face (im not joking)

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #47 on: February 02, 2019, 07:14:50 PM »
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You fucking losers should stop making up disgusting rumors about people. Always act morally superior but think it's funny to say some guy is fucking his sister?
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No dumbass i said something cause spreading ugly rumors like high school girls about someone you don't like is fucked up.of course i wouldn't expect a moron who wants max b to be freed to understand.

Yes.

I bet you’re only so pissed bc you been thinking about fucking your own sister for damn near 30 years. You stupid sick fuck. Shalom.

Free max b
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Lol littleman you don’t even understand how to use this forum correctly. Better luck with your next account you lil incestual piece of shit.

This dude fucked his sister. Confirmed. cmon mods we gotta draw the line somewhere.

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Nice try dumbass.
Rest in peace Dick Dale.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #48 on: February 02, 2019, 07:21:26 PM »
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Don’t worry I asked both of them on Instagram right now if they are siblings. Will report back.
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Like a real man
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Yup they are in fact bro and sis.
I back it tho.

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Wtf? You can’t actually be serious.

so is johnes on a kratom bender or what

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #49 on: February 02, 2019, 07:26:21 PM »
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I've been following his gf on instagram for awhile (she does really cool tattoos) and I'm pretty sure she's not his sister...

https://www.instagram.com/skin.charmer/
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Those tattoos are the equivalent of a swap-meet d3 ripoff from the late 90s. Dr. Woo's dick called, it's tired of getting sucked without consent.


Edit: for I can haz grammar when beering.

Those tattoos don't even look remotely similar to Dr. Woo's style though?

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #50 on: February 02, 2019, 07:26:48 PM »
Is she cute tho?

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #51 on: February 02, 2019, 07:32:11 PM »
never fucked my sister but once beat off to my aunt and uncles sex tape.  :-\

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #52 on: February 02, 2019, 07:39:01 PM »

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #53 on: February 02, 2019, 07:55:00 PM »
Damn, Surf-goth fucks his sister? That's wild.
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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #54 on: February 02, 2019, 08:15:54 PM »
never fucked my sister but once beat off to my aunt and uncles sex tape.  :-\

Yikes

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #55 on: February 02, 2019, 08:19:01 PM »
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never fucked my sister but once beat off to my aunt and uncles sex tape.  :-\
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That's fucked bro


I found an unmarked tape so I decided to watch it.
Once I realized it was porn (tape was mid scene) I did what any 15 year old did when no one was home, I started to jack off. Honestly I just thought it was random amateur porn my uncle got from a buddy or something because it was just a close up a man's hairy asshole and dick going to town on a relatively hairy pussy. It wasn't until he came in her and she spoke that I realized what I've just seen but by that time I had already finished. I'm not going to lie I spent the next few weeks perving out over my aunt. Worst thing was after I finished I rewinded back to where I found the tape but I decided to browse more into the video. Wow, I never looked at my aunt's mouth the same..I swear I washed my hands 30 times. The stupid thing was it was one of those VHS tapes where you can put another tape into. About a year or two later I got seriously into skateboarding and would borrow that same camera that I'm sure the filmed on. To this day I think I can pinpoint my love of hairy bush to that day.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #56 on: February 02, 2019, 08:19:19 PM »
I can only assume they popped each others cherries? Regardless, they're definitely taking all this "I fucked my sister" porn rage way too seriously. It might be time for a friend or parental figure to sit them down and have some real talk.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #57 on: February 02, 2019, 08:30:02 PM »
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never fucked my sister but once beat off to my aunt and uncles sex tape.  :-\
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That's fucked bro
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I found an unmarked tape so I decided to watch it.
Once I realized it was porn (tape was mid scene) I did what any 15 year old did when no one was home, I started to jack off. Honestly I just thought it was random amateur porn my uncle got from a buddy or something because it was just a close up a man's hairy asshole and dick going to town on a relatively hairy pussy. It wasn't until he came in her and she spoke that I realized what I've just seen but by that time I had already finished. I'm not going to lie I spent the next few weeks perving out over my aunt. Worst thing was after I finished I rewinded back to where I found the tape but I decided to browse more into the video. Wow, I never looked at my aunt's mouth the same..I swear I washed my hands 30 times. The stupid thing was it was one of those VHS tapes where you can put another tape into. About a year or two later I got seriously into skateboarding and would borrow that same camera that I'm sure the filmed on. To this day I think I can pinpoint my love of hairy bush to that day.
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I REALLY want to believe this. Cool story bro, and I mean that.



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True story though.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #58 on: February 02, 2019, 08:30:32 PM »
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never fucked my sister but once beat off to my aunt and uncles sex tape.  :-\
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That's fucked bro
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I found an unmarked tape so I decided to watch it.
Once I realized it was porn (tape was mid scene) I did what any 15 year old did when no one was home, I started to jack off. Honestly I just thought it was random amateur porn my uncle got from a buddy or something because it was just a close up a man's hairy asshole and dick going to town on a relatively hairy pussy. It wasn't until he came in her and she spoke that I realized what I've just seen but by that time I had already finished. I'm not going to lie I spent the next few weeks perving out over my aunt. Worst thing was after I finished I rewinded back to where I found the tape but I decided to browse more into the video. Wow, I never looked at my aunt's mouth the same..I swear I washed my hands 30 times. The stupid thing was it was one of those VHS tapes where you can put another tape into. About a year or two later I got seriously into skateboarding and would borrow that same camera that I'm sure the filmed on. To this day I think I can pinpoint my love of hairy bush to that day.

Copy and paste this into the real confessions thread please.
i got shalom tatted on my face (im not joking)

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #59 on: February 02, 2019, 08:36:26 PM »
Damn, Surf-goth fucks his sister? That's wild.



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