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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #60 on: February 02, 2019, 08:46:38 PM »
This thread has some potential to make UTWB suck less again.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #61 on: February 02, 2019, 08:47:43 PM »
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Damn, Surf-goth fucks his sister? That's wild.
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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #62 on: February 02, 2019, 09:03:29 PM »
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Damn, Surf-goth fucks his sister? That's wild.
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You fruitcakes can troll me all you want but you're not getting rid of me unless a mod bans me
Damn you figured out how quoting works, impressive for an inbred. Get the fuck out of here and go finger your sister under the table at Waffle House you sick motherfucker.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #63 on: February 02, 2019, 09:09:16 PM »
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Damn, Surf-goth fucks his sister? That's wild.
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You fruitcakes can troll me all you want but you're not getting rid of me unless a mod bans me

no need to get your lederhosen in a pretzel about it, herbert.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #64 on: February 02, 2019, 09:16:35 PM »
What are you like surfgoths sister that he confirmed he fucks or some shit? Fuck outta here tryna troll me, you’re ten years late homebwaye. Sha fuckin lom

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #65 on: February 02, 2019, 09:19:36 PM »
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What are you like surfgoths sister that he confirmed he fucks or some shit? Fuck outta here tryna troll me, you’re ten years late homebwaye. Sha fuckin lom

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #66 on: February 02, 2019, 09:27:33 PM »
What are you like surfgoths sister that he confirmed he fucks or some shit? Fuck outta here tryna troll me, you’re ten years late homebwaye. Sha fuckin lom

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #67 on: February 03, 2019, 12:07:12 AM »
What happens in Townley, stays in Townley.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #68 on: February 03, 2019, 04:24:56 AM »
Omg I’m loling Ryan sent me a Dm on Instagram.

“About being siblings. You honestly think something like that would be true”
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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #69 on: February 03, 2019, 04:27:54 AM »
Omg I’m loling Ryan sent me a Dm on Instagram.

“About being siblings. You honestly think something like that would be true”

Loool sooo funny!

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #70 on: February 03, 2019, 06:03:24 AM »
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What happens in Townley, stays in Townley.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #71 on: February 03, 2019, 06:30:40 AM »
fucking your sister is ok, fucking dogs is where i draw the line

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #72 on: February 03, 2019, 06:32:34 AM »

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #74 on: February 03, 2019, 11:35:36 AM »
Mood music for this thread.


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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #75 on: February 03, 2019, 12:37:32 PM »
You fucking losers should stop making up disgusting rumors about people. Always act morally superior but think it's funny to say some guy is fucking his sister?

This made me laugh way too hard.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #76 on: February 03, 2019, 12:46:41 PM »
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Omg I’m loling Ryan sent me a Dm on Instagram.

“About being siblings. You honestly think something like that would be true”
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Loool sooo funny!


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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #77 on: February 03, 2019, 07:19:09 PM »

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #78 on: February 03, 2019, 08:08:07 PM »
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Mood music for this thread.


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Damn if we're bringing music into this, I should bring this thread to the Pixies, hopefully to inspire a new song outta them



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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #79 on: February 04, 2019, 05:53:04 AM »
new Pixies album in september!

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #80 on: February 04, 2019, 06:13:23 AM »
So this is what happens in the pyramid country?

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #81 on: February 04, 2019, 05:17:27 PM »
Damn, I wish I had a sister. Some people get all the breaks.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #82 on: February 04, 2019, 05:20:59 PM »
new Pixies album in september!
Stoked they got to meet Ryan Townley!



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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #83 on: February 04, 2019, 07:33:09 PM »
So this is what happens in the pyramid country?
Apparently, what happens in Pyramid Country no longer stays in Pyramid Country.  If you can't keep it in your pants, at least keep it in the family.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #84 on: February 04, 2019, 07:51:00 PM »
this guy literally sits down when he pops his tricks. what the actual fuck?

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #85 on: February 04, 2019, 08:02:15 PM »
So this is what happens in the pyramid country?

Oh honey, you haven’t heard of the Wet Boyz entry and acceptance ritual have you...
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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #86 on: February 05, 2019, 02:38:02 AM »


This is pretty intense. If Monica lost the face tats she'd be kinda cute in a weird way
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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #87 on: February 05, 2019, 02:56:37 AM »
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This is pretty intense. If Monica lost the face tats she'd be kinda cute in a weird way

I just read somewhere that moms/sons who were separated for years who didn’t get a chance to grow those affectionate bonds as adult/child still grow them as adult/adult, and “fall in love”, apparently it is not uncommon in that situation
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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #88 on: February 05, 2019, 07:13:32 AM »
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So this is what happens in the pyramid country?
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Oh honey, you haven’t heard of the Wet Boyz entry and acceptance ritual have you...

Holy shit. A Wet Boyz reference in 2019. Time for a Micah Hollinger comeback.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #89 on: February 05, 2019, 07:25:52 AM »
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never fucked my sister but once beat off to my aunt and uncles sex tape.  :-\
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That's fucked bro
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I found an unmarked tape so I decided to watch it.
Once I realized it was porn (tape was mid scene) I did what any 15 year old did when no one was home, I started to jack off. Honestly I just thought it was random amateur porn my uncle got from a buddy or something because it was just a close up a man's hairy asshole and dick going to town on a relatively hairy pussy. It wasn't until he came in her and she spoke that I realized what I've just seen but by that time I had already finished. I'm not going to lie I spent the next few weeks perving out over my aunt. Worst thing was after I finished I rewinded back to where I found the tape but I decided to browse more into the video. Wow, I never looked at my aunt's mouth the same..I swear I washed my hands 30 times. The stupid thing was it was one of those VHS tapes where you can put another tape into. About a year or two later I got seriously into skateboarding and would borrow that same camera that I'm sure the filmed on. To this day I think I can pinpoint my love of hairy bush to that day.

So you basically jacked of to the hairy asshole of your uncle?

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