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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #60 on: February 08, 2019, 08:18:05 AM »
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How has nobody said Stephen lawyer yet
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"amazing skills"
To be honest, he has pretty unreal skills, but he just chooses to do tricks as ugly as his wardrobe.

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #61 on: February 08, 2019, 08:57:09 AM »
Because of reda a “kit” to me meant chest hair.



So who has the best chest hair in the game?

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #62 on: February 08, 2019, 10:54:45 AM »
Because of reda a “kit” to me meant chest hair.



So who has the best chest hair in the game?



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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #63 on: February 08, 2019, 11:18:17 AM »
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Imagine caring about another man's outfit. Lmao.
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Hello, and welcome. Caring about another man's outfit is mostly what we do here.
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Shit, I thought this was a skateboarding forum, not Queer Eye for the Supposedly Straight Guy.
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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #64 on: February 08, 2019, 11:23:22 AM »
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Imagine caring about another man's outfit. Lmao.
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Hello, and welcome. Caring about another man's outfit is mostly what we do here.
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This is the now, and skateboarding and video are forever intertwined, making skateboarding as much an aesthetic endeavor as anything else. You can't have a million threads on people's skate style (a subjective aesthetic quality) without considering the big picture - that there is also the possibility that they skate well, but the overall aesthetic is ruined by them dressing in an unpleasing manner. It's part of it. As a topic it's less homo-erotic than some, more than others.

You are free to focus your account and skate by yourself on a small concrete pad in the middle of nowhere at any point.

Right, almost forgot, the other thing we mostly do here is make a joke and then find ourselves on the receiving end of pedantic ramblings about the meaning of style.
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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #65 on: February 08, 2019, 11:27:23 AM »
Anybody wearing sweatpants. I know it’s totally acceptable these days, but that shit was way too jock when I was coming up. It bums me out to see rad footage of a dude in sweatpants. It’s like wearing them to work or out with your chick or something.

But I’m old so I don’t know what’s cool.

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #66 on: February 08, 2019, 12:10:00 PM »
ryan decenzo is the correct answer.  dude is absolutely incredible and had that cool guy from an evangelical bible study look down. 

sorry ryan you gnarly as fuck
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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #67 on: February 08, 2019, 12:28:54 PM »
ryan decenzo is the correct answer.  dude is absolutely incredible and had that cool guy from an evangelical bible study look down. 

sorry ryan you gnarly as fuck


Jeans and tshirts are horrible kits? The hat kills me, but his kits are as vanilla as they come.


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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #68 on: February 08, 2019, 01:12:53 PM »
ryan decenzo is the correct answer.  dude is absolutely incredible and had that cool guy from an evangelical bible study look down. 

sorry ryan you gnarly as fuck


That hits close to home considering I dress about the same lol. Never been one to stand out when it came to clothing.

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #69 on: February 08, 2019, 01:43:06 PM »
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Imagine caring about another man's outfit. Lmao.
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Hello, and welcome. Caring about another man's outfit is mostly what we do here.
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Shit, I thought this was a skateboarding forum, not Queer Eye for the Supposedly Straight Guy.

Post a fit, bitch. *snap**snap*

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #70 on: February 09, 2019, 11:25:18 AM »
Ryan Decesnzo for sure. You dont have to wear every globe or grizzly t shirt you get in your package. I bet if he wore dickies instead of some pre-faded RDS jeans he'd have a very different career.

Elijah Berle is getting hard to watch...

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #71 on: February 09, 2019, 12:01:56 PM »
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How has nobody said Stephen lawyer yet
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You’ve clearly never seen him skate in person ya dingus

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #72 on: February 11, 2019, 11:21:02 AM »
Gilbert Crockett’s Cuffs.
I’m a fat Siamese cat.

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #73 on: February 11, 2019, 12:09:37 PM »
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Imagine caring about another man's outfit. Lmao.
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Hello, and welcome. Caring about another man's outfit is mostly what we do here.
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Shit, I thought this was a skateboarding forum, not Queer Eye for the Supposedly Straight Guy.
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Post a fit, bitch. *snap**snap*
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I wear nothing but Borat style mankinis when I skate.

This guy with the tone-deaf riff on slap being a place to critique every dumb detail in skating popping off with a way-relevant Borat joke in 2019

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #74 on: February 11, 2019, 05:09:55 PM »
What, we can’t criticize fits as if it doesn’t ruin watching some awesome skating? Next up, we can’t criticize shitty song choices in video parts...


Gilbert’s Mother part would be more aesthetically pleasing if he didn’t have small white tees with huge pants with cuffs going up his shin.
At least when you're a washed-out hipster douchebag in NY, you can milk it at some decent looking, hard to skate spots. In LA you're just a tan-lined faggot in a school yard somewhere.

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #75 on: February 11, 2019, 05:16:03 PM »
How has nobody said Stephen lawyer yet

cause he's just shit overall lol

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #76 on: February 11, 2019, 05:23:48 PM »
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Imagine caring about another man's outfit. Lmao.
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Hello, and welcome. Caring about another man's outfit is mostly what we do here.
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Shit, I thought this was a skateboarding forum, not Queer Eye for the Supposedly Straight Guy.
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Post a fit, bitch. *snap**snap*
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I wear nothing but Borat style mankinis when I skate.
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This guy with the tone-deaf riff on slap being a place to critique every dumb detail in skating popping off with a way-relevant Borat joke in 2019
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Oh shit, sorry Borat isn't relevant and trendy enough for you. I'll make sure to come correct with more fashionable jokes and references from now on so as not to offend your hip and modern sensibilities.

Ah no it's my bad man, didn't mean to be such a hipster. That part in borat is hilarious - a guy in skimpy swimsuit? HAHA comedy gold. and you're regurgitation of it only amplified the already existing humor in it. You're absolute crackup, keep it going.

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #77 on: February 11, 2019, 06:14:17 PM »
What, we can’t criticize fits as if it doesn’t ruin watching some awesome skating? Next up, we can’t criticize shitty song choices in video parts...


Gilbert’s Mother part would be more aesthetically pleasing if he didn’t have small white tees with huge pants with cuffs going up his shin.

Dude Gilbert's kits are just a notch too much for me, too.  it just looks a bit cartoony,  fuckin g great skating though

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #78 on: February 11, 2019, 06:16:24 PM »
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Imagine caring about another man's outfit. Lmao.
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Hello, and welcome. Caring about another man's outfit is mostly what we do here.
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Shit, I thought this was a skateboarding forum, not Queer Eye for the Supposedly Straight Guy.
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Post a fit, bitch. *snap**snap*
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I wear nothing but Borat style mankinis when I skate.
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This guy with the tone-deaf riff on slap being a place to critique every dumb detail in skating popping off with a way-relevant Borat joke in 2019
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Oh shit, sorry Borat isn't relevant and trendy enough for you. I'll make sure to come correct with more fashionable jokes and references from now on so as not to offend your hip and modern sensibilities.
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Ah no it's my bad man, didn't mean to be such a hipster. That part in borat is hilarious - a guy in skimpy swimsuit? HAHA comedy gold. and you're regurgitation of it only amplified the already existing humor in it. You're absolute crackup, keep it going.

You should make yourself a nice little cup of tea, curl up under a blanket in your favourite spot on the ol' couch, and just fucking relax.

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #79 on: February 11, 2019, 06:20:49 PM »

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #80 on: February 11, 2019, 09:15:08 PM »
Kevin Bilyeu. He’s a great skater but I just wonder where he even finds those jeans in this day and age.

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #81 on: February 11, 2019, 09:31:21 PM »
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With the exclusion of Vincent Touzery. Boy can do no wrong

His little watch is just the icing on a very tasty cake.

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #82 on: February 12, 2019, 01:18:42 AM »
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With the exclusion of Vincent Touzery. Boy can do no wrong
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His little watch is just the icing on a very tasty cake.
Someone said a while ago that he had the most perfect fitting pants in the game and I can't unsee it

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #83 on: February 12, 2019, 04:30:30 AM »
Austyn Gillette

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #84 on: February 12, 2019, 05:27:34 AM »
Suprised no one's said Zion

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #85 on: February 12, 2019, 05:36:51 AM »
Gilbert Crockett’s Cuffs.

I give it a week before there's a new user with this name starting wack ass threads we all complain about but will still comment on.

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #86 on: February 12, 2019, 05:51:52 AM »
Kyle walker for sure

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #87 on: February 12, 2019, 06:45:54 AM »
does garrett hill still wear that wizard hat?

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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #88 on: February 12, 2019, 08:46:07 AM »
does garrett hill still wear that wizard hat?

It’s actually wearing him
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Re: Amazing skills, awful kit
« Reply #89 on: February 12, 2019, 09:44:49 AM »
Kyle walker for sure

We could start a whole new but equally redundant thread about biggest bimbos in skating and this dide would be at the top of that list. Absolute torture to listen to this moron speak.

Whoever mentioned Zion was pretty dead on too. Wild to see people who skate so well who look so bland. Also at this point anyone rocking that same redbull hat in every clip should be included here.