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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #90 on: February 05, 2019, 08:51:14 AM »
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So this is what happens in the pyramid country?
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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #91 on: February 05, 2019, 10:13:24 AM »
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So this is what happens in the pyramid country?
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Oh honey, you havenít heard of the Wet Boyz entry and acceptance ritual have you...
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Holy shit. A Wet Boyz reference in 2019. Time for a Micah Hollinger comeback.
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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #92 on: February 07, 2019, 07:23:27 PM »
I just looked up who he is.  His sister is probably pretty cool.

He skates like a guy that should go back down to an 8.1.
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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #93 on: February 07, 2019, 07:35:23 PM »
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This is pretty intense. If Monica lost the face tats she'd be kinda cute in a weird way

I like how the face tats are the line for your standards haha
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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #94 on: February 07, 2019, 09:52:17 PM »
Surf-goth post a pic of your sister fuccboi
i got shalom tatted on my face (im not joking)

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #95 on: February 08, 2019, 03:05:39 PM »
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This is pretty intense. If Monica lost the face tats she'd be kinda cute in a weird way
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I like how the face tats are the line for your standards haha

Eh take them away and she looks a little bit less on crack/meth/heroin
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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #96 on: February 08, 2019, 03:11:45 PM »
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never fucked my sister but once beat off to my aunt and uncles sex tape.  :-\
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That's fucked bro
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I found an unmarked tape so I decided to watch it.
Once I realized it was porn (tape was mid scene) I did what any 15 year old did when no one was home, I started to jack off. Honestly I just thought it was random amateur porn my uncle got from a buddy or something because it was just a close up a man's hairy asshole and dick going to town on a relatively hairy pussy. It wasn't until he came in her and she spoke that I realized what I've just seen but by that time I had already finished. I'm not going to lie I spent the next few weeks perving out over my aunt. Worst thing was after I finished I rewinded back to where I found the tape but I decided to browse more into the video. Wow, I never looked at my aunt's mouth the same..I swear I washed my hands 30 times. The stupid thing was it was one of those VHS tapes where you can put another tape into. About a year or two later I got seriously into skateboarding and would borrow that same camera that I'm sure the filmed on. To this day I think I can pinpoint my love of hairy bush to that day.
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So you basically jacked of to the hairy asshole of your uncle?

Shalom to you


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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #97 on: February 08, 2019, 04:17:51 PM »
So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #98 on: February 08, 2019, 04:45:09 PM »
So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...


it's not

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #99 on: February 08, 2019, 05:31:08 PM »
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it's not

I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend.  Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean".  Dont understand biting ass styles at all.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #100 on: February 08, 2019, 05:33:04 PM »
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This is pretty intense. If Monica lost the face tats she'd be kinda cute in a weird way
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I like how the face tats are the line for your standards haha
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Eh take them away and she looks a little bit less on crack/meth/heroin

Not gonna lie, I'd try it out.


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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #101 on: February 08, 2019, 05:45:08 PM »
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
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it's not
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I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend.  Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean".  Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
If anyone's dating their sister, it's
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet



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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #102 on: February 08, 2019, 07:26:16 PM »
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
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it's not
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I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend.  Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean". Dont understand biting ass styles at all.

I'm not condoning it, but here's how I could see it happen.
-Being too far away from an artist of choice and unable to travel. Thus one becomes lazy and opts for knock-off work. Not excusable.
-Artist is dead or no longer taking appointments. Thus one opts for knock-off work. Semi excusable such as Jerry or Hardy work.
-Artists is a normal artists and doesn't tattoo. (My own bias, I have a Putrid tattoo on my ribs)
-The person is a kook and doesn't care for the unwritten rules or mores of that tattoo community. AKA the story of today.





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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #103 on: February 08, 2019, 08:20:20 PM »
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it's not
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I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend.  Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean". Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
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I'm not condoning it, but here's how I could see it happen.
-Being too far away from an artist of choice and unable to travel. Thus one becomes lazy and opts for knock-off work. Not excusable.
-Artist is dead or no longer taking appointments. Thus one opts for knock-off work. Semi excusable such as Jerry or Hardy work.
-Artists is a normal artists and doesn't tattoo. (My own bias, I have a Putrid tattoo on my ribs)
-The person is a kook and doesn't care for the unwritten rules or mores of that tattoo community. AKA the story of today.

except dr woo sucks ass. i've seen plenty of his tattoo that are healed and they're garbage. he also charges inSANE prices. he quoted a friend of mine $450 for a finger tattoo, and when she called him on it, he started talking about how it was "shop minimum" and he had "plenty of people willing to pay".


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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #104 on: February 08, 2019, 08:29:25 PM »
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So this is what happens in the pyramid country?
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Oh honey, you havenít heard of the Wet Boyz entry and acceptance ritual have you...
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Holy shit. A Wet Boyz reference in 2019. Time for a Micah Hollinger comeback.

Still...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gM7f4_nneag

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #105 on: February 08, 2019, 09:15:34 PM »
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it's not
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I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend.  Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean". Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
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I'm not condoning it, but here's how I could see it happen.
-Being too far away from an artist of choice and unable to travel. Thus one becomes lazy and opts for knock-off work. Not excusable.
-Artist is dead or no longer taking appointments. Thus one opts for knock-off work. Semi excusable such as Jerry or Hardy work.
-Artists is a normal artists and doesn't tattoo. (My own bias, I have a Putrid tattoo on my ribs)
-The person is a kook and doesn't care for the unwritten rules or mores of that tattoo community. AKA the story of today.
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except dr woo sucks ass. i've seen plenty of his tattoo that are healed and they're garbage. he also charges inSANE prices. he quoted a friend of mine $450 for a finger tattoo, and when she called him on it, he started talking about how it was "shop minimum" and he had "plenty of people willing to pay".

I agree. Itís funny, in my opinion as a nobody other than enjoying collecting tattoos, that such styles that Woo, and the equivalent biters/inspireders, are getting so much attention. Anyone with a cringe detector damn well knows when you see someone with a Dr Woo copycat, or Ryan Townleyís girlís style of tattoo, to stay clear of tattoo talk without becoming more of a misanthrope.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #106 on: February 08, 2019, 10:17:18 PM »
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
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it's not
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I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend.  Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean". Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
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I'm not condoning it, but here's how I could see it happen.
-Being too far away from an artist of choice and unable to travel. Thus one becomes lazy and opts for knock-off work. Not excusable.
-Artist is dead or no longer taking appointments. Thus one opts for knock-off work. Semi excusable such as Jerry or Hardy work.
-Artists is a normal artists and doesn't tattoo. (My own bias, I have a Putrid tattoo on my ribs)
-The person is a kook and doesn't care for the unwritten rules or mores of that tattoo community. AKA the story of today.
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except dr woo sucks ass. i've seen plenty of his tattoo that are healed and they're garbage. he also charges inSANE prices. he quoted a friend of mine $450 for a finger tattoo, and when she called him on it, he started talking about how it was "shop minimum" and he had "plenty of people willing to pay".
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I agree. Itís funny, in my opinion as a nobody other than enjoying collecting tattoos, that such styles that Woo, and the equivalent biters/inspireders, are getting so much attention. Anyone with a cringe detector damn well knows when you see someone with a Dr Woo copycat, or Ryan Townleyís girlís style of tattoo, to stay clear of tattoo talk without becoming more of a misanthrope.
Yes to all this.

And $450 for a finger tattoo is stupid unless it's going to actually look like a dick or elephant trunk

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #107 on: February 09, 2019, 12:43:38 AM »
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
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it's not
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I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend.  Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean".  Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
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If anyone's dating their sister, it's
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
This one had me laughing so hard. Woke up the girlfriend haha.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #108 on: February 09, 2019, 09:30:51 AM »
this is it, this is the worst thread.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #109 on: February 09, 2019, 05:09:09 PM »
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
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it's not
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I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend.  Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean".  Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
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If anyone's dating their sister, it's
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
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This one had me laughing so hard. Woke up the girlfriend haha.

I think he's massaging her nipples behind that new pro model
i got shalom tatted on my face (im not joking)

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #110 on: February 09, 2019, 05:47:39 PM »
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
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it's not
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I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend.  Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean".  Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
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If anyone's dating their sister, it's
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
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This one had me laughing so hard. Woke up the girlfriend haha.
[close]

I think he's massaging her nipples behind that new pro model


Bruh... Where do you think a nipple is on a human female? Legit question.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #111 on: February 09, 2019, 05:53:02 PM »
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
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it's not
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I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend.  Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean".  Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
[close]
If anyone's dating their sister, it's
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
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This one had me laughing so hard. Woke up the girlfriend haha.
[close]

I think he's massaging her nipples behind that new pro model
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Bruh... Where do you think a nipple is on a human female? Legit question.
Obviously her nipple is in Chris's pocket



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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #112 on: February 09, 2019, 06:28:07 PM »
Don't body shame her, she can't help it if her tits sag a little. Smh
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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #113 on: February 09, 2019, 07:05:02 PM »
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it's not
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I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend.  Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean".  Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
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If anyone's dating their sister, it's
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
Damn, I thought Mikey T looked horsey. These 2 take the carrot.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #114 on: February 09, 2019, 07:58:58 PM »
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
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it's not
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I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend.  Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean".  Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
[close]
If anyone's dating their sister, it's
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
[close]
This one had me laughing so hard. Woke up the girlfriend haha.
[close]

I think he's massaging her nipples behind that new pro model
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Bruh... Where do you think a nipple is on a human female? Legit question.

 YEAH bruh, where it at?.  This dry-dick virgin  don't even know about female anatomy.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #115 on: February 09, 2019, 10:07:58 PM »
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In 2 decades, itíll be where the hand is.  Trust me, as a 45 year old, I know.

it's not
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I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend.  Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean".  Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
[close]
If anyone's dating their sister, it's
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
[close]
This one had me laughing so hard. Woke up the girlfriend haha.
[close]

I think he's massaging her nipples behind that new pro model
[close]


Bruh... Where do you think a nipple is on a human female? Legit question.

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #116 on: February 10, 2019, 02:54:43 PM »
Slap of anatomy

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Ryan Townley Dating his Sister!?
« Reply #117 on: February 11, 2019, 11:39:56 AM »
That Neville Longbottom guy grabbing at that poor girl's torso aka one big boob
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