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scootering and skateboarding
« on: February 11, 2019, 12:56:03 PM »
Hey guys i know that you don't like scooters but i have one question. I ride scooter for about 1 year and I want to change it for skateboarding. Should I? or should i just continue riding scooter. I think that scootering is also fun but zero community only children. I know this is a hard topic but i want to know what do you think. Also i want to add that i skated for about 3-4months and i know some basics tricks like ollie, kickflip. Guys i think not only me have the same problem so I am asking for understanding.

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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2019, 01:28:56 PM »
Stick with the scootz. Bring some Capri sun and become friends with the young kids then make moves on their hot moms. Flip that tail around!

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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2019, 05:00:21 PM »
Mods ban OP
she can ride dick ham ham no joke ham

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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2019, 05:03:25 PM »
and hoomam
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2019, 07:20:53 PM »
Alright so this is what you’re gonna have to do to be respected after scootering. Go to your nearest restroom and open the medicine cabinet. You’re going to want to look for a bottle with a symbol of a puppy. Don’t worry, it’ll be okay. Just take the bottle and scratch the name of. Okay, now that you have the bottle, a full roll of duct tape and wrap the thing until you don’t even recognize it. Now wrap the tape covered bottle up with a t-shirt or a heavy coat. Now get a large water resistant envelope and pm me. Don’t put a return address cause you might get in trouble. I mean you might not be respected. Just fucking do it don’t ask questions.

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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2019, 11:55:59 PM »
Do what you'd like man. Be you. But I'd suggest being the guy that rides a skateboard.

Scooters are dangerous, man. You get zero pussy being a scooterer.
I don’t care what anyone says, a tit mouse’s tibia is a thing of beauty.
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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2019, 03:20:34 AM »
No, it's over. If you like riding a scooter, there is no hope.

I mean....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jd4vCWjYZw

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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2019, 05:12:05 AM »
i mean if youre into not getting laid then yea keep riding a scooter.

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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2019, 06:51:39 AM »
for what its worth, my skateboard never got me laid.

if you want to get laid, get a motorcycle. those guys look cool and probably swim in pussy.

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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2019, 07:19:10 AM »
for what its worth, my skateboard never got me laid.

if you want to get laid, get a motorcycle. those guys look cool and probably swim in pussy.

The motorcycle is a given. But if you’ve seen my backside flip you’d get wet too, and if I Ollie a deck, it’s game over.

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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2019, 07:25:52 AM »
Def have gotten at least a couple over-the-pants handjobs because of my fakie shuvs.

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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2019, 08:42:06 AM »
for what its worth, my skateboard never got me laid.

if you want to get laid, get a motorcycle. those guys look cool and probably swim in pussy.

Sounds like an awfully big pussy to be able to swim in it.
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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2019, 09:20:40 AM »
she can ride dick ham ham no joke ham

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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2019, 09:20:54 AM »
if you stick with it, don't be the dude with a creepy guy with a beard on a scooter...

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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2019, 09:42:19 AM »
for what its worth, my skateboard never got me laid.



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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2019, 12:36:10 PM »
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for what its worth, my skateboard never got me laid.

if you want to get laid, get a motorcycle. those guys look cool and probably swim in pussy.
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Sounds like an awfully big pussy to be able to swim in it.


i typed in "fat biker babe" into google so i could reply with my findings, then realized im on my work computer before i hit 'enter'.

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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2019, 09:21:37 AM »
Is there a slap message boards for scooters? How'd OP get here, not knowing about skating?



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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2019, 07:10:09 PM »
for what its worth, my skateboard never got me laid.

if you want to get laid, get a motorcycle. those guys look cool and probably swim in pussy.

I can say from experience that a motorcycle does not attract women. It attracts old white men who want to tell you about their epic rode trip they took back in the day.

To the OP: throw away or recycle all your scooter stuff (#savethewhales), get a skateboard, focus your account, and never speak of this ever again.
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes

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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2019, 09:16:05 PM »
Is there a slap message boards for scooters? How'd OP get here, not knowing about skating?

After a quick Googlin', I found nothing other than some electric scooter sites. No "extreme, make women wet" type sites.

I'd say that's a good thing.
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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2019, 11:40:07 PM »
Women love grown men who fall down all the time

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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2019, 02:29:00 AM »
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Is there a slap message boards for scooters? How'd OP get here, not knowing about skating?
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After a quick Googlin', I found nothing other than some electric scooter sites. No "extreme, make women wet" type sites.

I'd say that's a good thing.
Are you implying this is a extreme, make women wet skateboarding site?

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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2019, 08:44:14 AM »
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for what its worth, my skateboard never got me laid.

if you want to get laid, get a motorcycle. those guys look cool and probably swim in pussy.
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I can say from experience that a motorcycle does not attract women. It attracts old white men who want to tell you about their epic rode trip they took back in the day.

Even better  ;)
You can throw me on the double kink box and then watch the hate ignored like Constitution by the congressmen

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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2019, 03:05:25 PM »
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Is there a slap message boards for scooters? How'd OP get here, not knowing about skating?
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After a quick Googlin', I found nothing other than some electric scooter sites. No "extreme, make women wet" type sites.

I'd say that's a good thing.
[close]
Are you implying this is a extreme, make women wet skateboarding site?

I'm just implying that skateboarding is better than scootering.
I don’t care what anyone says, a tit mouse’s tibia is a thing of beauty.
The streets await

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Re: scootering and skateboarding
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2019, 11:48:06 PM »
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Is there a slap message boards for scooters? How'd OP get here, not knowing about skating?
[close]

After a quick Googlin', I found nothing other than some electric scooter sites. No "extreme, make women wet" type sites.

I'd say that's a good thing.
[close]
Are you implying this is a extreme, make women wet skateboarding site?
[close]

I'm just implying that skateboarding is better than scootering.

This is definitely not an extreme, make women wet skateboarding site.
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes