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The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« on: March 01, 2019, 09:37:46 AM »
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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2019, 09:42:27 AM »
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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2019, 09:47:55 AM »
i have a gap in my two front teeth, but i really do not get why people think it's cute to have that spongebob "London look"

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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2019, 09:55:52 AM »
$200?  Goodbye.

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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2019, 09:59:47 AM »
He's Austyn Gillette! What will he do next?!
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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2019, 10:01:35 AM »
$200?  Goodbye.

that's like..pretty standard pricing for glasses. when you get past the happy hour shades level bullshit, nice glasses are priced around this level.


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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2019, 10:12:08 AM »
I go back and forth between thinking "Austyn deserves to get hooked this year," and "it's pretty funny that Austyn Gillette is essentially sponsorless this year." I'll let you guess which response this evokes from me.
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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2019, 10:34:20 AM »
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$200?  Goodbye.
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that's like..pretty standard pricing for glasses. when you get past the happy hour shades level bullshit, nice glasses are priced around this level.

Doesn’t explain why these cost that much…

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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2019, 10:40:36 AM »
I go back and forth between thinking "Austyn deserves to get hooked this year," and "it's pretty funny that Austyn Gillette is essentially sponsorless this year." I'll let you guess which response this evokes from me.

HUF fucked him over essentially, and I’m pretty sure that’s how he thinks of it too. He essentially wasted a full part between HUF 001-002, which was essentially his big money sponsor. I’m sure WKND wasn’t that great money, and to dip for them in the hopes of getting on an FA brand. His former teammates could all start something. I think Elijah, Sean Pablo, Rowan, Donovan would all look much better on a team like that, plus Louie.


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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2019, 10:44:32 AM »
Is this gonna turn into another "___ on FA" thread ?

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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2019, 10:47:06 AM »
He's Austyn Gillette! What will he do next?!

Probably take another year to release some more cool marble tortoise tinted stuff.

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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2019, 11:02:19 AM »
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$200?  Goodbye.
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that's like..pretty standard pricing for glasses. when you get past the happy hour shades level bullshit, nice glasses are priced around this level.
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Doesn’t explain why these cost that much…

Maybe because they're not cheap shitty glasses? How many of you guys have bought legit sunglasses before?
You do realize that the $150-$300 range is typically how much they cost right

Also - shouldn't this be under the Shoes & Gear section?

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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2019, 11:20:22 AM »
What board is he sensoring in his instagram story? If HUF drops that team I am never buying a huf product again...not that my pennies matter
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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2019, 11:26:41 AM »
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I go back and forth between thinking "Austyn deserves to get hooked this year," and "it's pretty funny that Austyn Gillette is essentially sponsorless this year." I'll let you guess which response this evokes from me.
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HUF fucked him over essentially, and I’m pretty sure that’s how he thinks of it too. He essentially wasted a full part between HUF 001-002, which was essentially his big money sponsor. I’m sure WKND wasn’t that great money, and to dip for them in the hopes of getting on an FA brand. His former teammates could all start something. I think Elijah, Sean Pablo, Rowan, Donovan would all look much better on a team like that, plus Louie.

Did Huf not pay him? 

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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2019, 11:27:29 AM »
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$200?  Goodbye.
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that's like..pretty standard pricing for glasses. when you get past the happy hour shades level bullshit, nice glasses are priced around this level.
[close]

Doesn’t explain why these cost that much…
[close]

Maybe because they're not cheap shitty glasses? How many of you guys have bought legit sunglasses before?
You do realize that the $150-$300 range is typically how much they cost right

Also - shouldn't this be under the Shoes & Gear section?

ACTUALLY!! Those prices are artificially inflated. The company that makes nearly every brand of sunglasses on earth, Luxottica, has a monopoly on luxury eyewear and can charge whatever they want. 60 minutes actually has a really good piece on this. Worth your time!

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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2019, 11:29:29 AM »
Also I have to say they do NOT look good on men. Austyn is a handsome dude and not even he looks good in them.

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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2019, 11:30:19 AM »
I'd definitely spring for an Austyn Gillette-branded mustache comb if it retailed for under $70.

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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2019, 11:37:53 AM »
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$200?  Goodbye.
[close]

that's like..pretty standard pricing for glasses. when you get past the happy hour shades level bullshit, nice glasses are priced around this level.
[close]

Doesn’t explain why these cost that much…
[close]

Maybe because they're not cheap shitty glasses? How many of you guys have bought legit sunglasses before?
You do realize that the $150-$300 range is typically how much they cost right

Also - shouldn't this be under the Shoes & Gear section?
[close]

ACTUALLY!! Those prices are artificially inflated. The company that makes nearly every brand of sunglasses on earth, Luxottica, has a monopoly on luxury eyewear and can charge whatever they want. 60 minutes actually has a really good piece on this. Worth your time!


Ha, I actually remember learning that while working under that conglomerate for a few years.
That price inflation thing is pretty fucked. Didn't Nike do that same thing with the Janoski when it started popping off? I could be wrong

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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2019, 01:16:51 PM »
What board is he sensoring in his instagram story? If HUF drops that team I am never buying a huf product again...not that my pennies matter

Looks like it says "ShaaaaLom"
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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2019, 01:31:19 PM »
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$200?  Goodbye.
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that's like..pretty standard pricing for glasses. when you get past the happy hour shades level bullshit, nice glasses are priced around this level.
[close]

Doesn’t explain why these cost that much…

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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2019, 01:41:17 PM »
I couldn’t possibly be a bigger fan of this guy, so it really hurt to see those hideous sunglasses.

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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2019, 01:45:43 PM »
Nah sorry they're woman's glasses. 1950s women's glasses

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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2019, 02:30:57 PM »
Nah sorry they're woman's glasses. 1950s women's glasses

Cat-eye shaped sunglasses are primarily marketed towards women.
Epokhe trying to pitch this as a "unisex" set of glasses is cool, but also not that easy

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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2019, 06:00:34 AM »
Went for a stroll on their Insta to see what their other shades are like. I'm not a huge fan of these, but this post does them more justice.


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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2019, 06:31:49 AM »
That chick looks like the evil spongebob drawing.

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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2019, 11:26:04 AM »
He's Austyn Gillette! What will he do next?!

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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2019, 12:32:52 PM »
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He's Austyn Gillette! What will he do next?!
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Whatever Dylan did... again
I feel bad about this^
but Dylan literally did this already is all I'm saying. Austyn is a great skateboarder.
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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2019, 12:37:05 PM »
this dude will never be dylan.

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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2019, 01:12:02 PM »
Those look like women's frames to me too...

Sunglasses get lost, scratched and/or broken... eventually. That's the whole original reason for starting Happy Hour. I'm down with that approach. I had expensive sunglasses and I still put a heavy travel bag on them and destroyed them by mistake.

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Re: The Austyn Shade By Austyn
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2019, 01:26:25 PM »
Nope.