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#golfwithflavor
« on: March 14, 2019, 05:44:51 PM »


Justin eldridge has started a skate/ golf crossover brand
Been a long term fan eldy, but dunno how well the two sports cross over.
Feels like some of mikey Taylor type marketing.
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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2019, 05:51:27 PM »

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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2019, 05:58:25 PM »
How in God’s name is Cody McEntire not sponsored by this company?

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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2019, 06:19:31 PM »
I see this going straight into the bunker, and I don’t think Eldridge has the appropriate wedge to make it out.

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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2019, 07:21:30 PM »
This is some supremely weird & specific shit.  Golf sucks.

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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2019, 07:43:00 PM »
I don’t know shit about golf, but I back the shit out of Eldy. I might by the dad hat they make strictly based on the fact that it’s Eldy’s company, but I have nothing to do with flavored golf tees. That’s about all I have to say.

Also - has chocolate done a golf board with Eldy yet?

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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2019, 07:56:46 PM »
I don't get golf at all.

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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2019, 07:59:21 PM »
How in God’s name is Cody McEntire not sponsored by this company?

cuz he already has a toothpick sponsor
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2019, 08:07:28 PM »
Kind of gross thinking about picking a golf tee out of the ground and popping it into your mouth. Almost every golf course I have ever seen is littered in goose feces.

Or do you use two? One for a toothpick and then one to tee off on.

Anyways, No33 is gonna be a hard pass for me.

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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2019, 08:40:14 PM »
Kind of gross thinking about picking a golf tee out of the ground and popping it into your mouth. Almost every golf course I have ever seen is littered in goose feces.

They are traditionally used to skewer the goose feces so they can be eaten like a cocktail weenie.  Because no one wants goose poop all over their hands.  Ick!
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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2019, 09:43:08 PM »
I'm super bummed on this.

Not only are flavored tees stupid I hate the rich-boy feel of the whole thing.


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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2019, 11:22:34 PM »
Golf would be cool if the courses used the natural terrain of the area instead of turning everything into a water sucking suburban lawn.

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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2019, 01:16:12 AM »
Golf would be cool if the courses used the natural terrain of the area instead of turning everything into a water sucking suburban lawn.
just like how the street skating movement didnt happen right away, im excited at the prospect of a street golfing emergence.

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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2019, 01:49:19 AM »
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Golf would be cool if the courses used the natural terrain of the area instead of turning everything into a water sucking suburban lawn.
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just like how the street skating movement didnt happen right away, im excited at the prospect of a street golfing emergence.
Google Urban Golf, last time I was in Lyon I saw dudes playing golf. I don't think is only a French thing either.

I'm going to Lyon in a few weeks, and will be the same area, i'll take some pic's if I see dudes playing it again.

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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2019, 02:46:37 AM »
I don't get golf at all.
why, though?  it even is an acronym for
"Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden" so
i'd have thought Golf would be right up
your alley GAY. seems like i was wrong.
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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2019, 05:45:21 AM »
On the Nine Club Experience when the convo starts dying

Eldridge: "Plug Number thirty three"


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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2019, 06:09:10 AM »
golf is dying and a lot of young people are not picking it up like they used to (squash is the new young yuppie game) so he might get a lot of love from the golf industry and this could catch up.   to be honest i like LD so if they start making good looking 3/4 zips i would prob cop one. i need more for Fridays at work anyways.


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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2019, 06:19:16 AM »
Why the number 33°? Is justin a low level Mason? Does he just like masonry? Why is he calling it that??

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« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2019, 09:08:24 AM »
I don't get golf at all.

I've been taken golfing a few times. In my experience, golf is about getting drunk and cruising in golf carts. Occasionally I would have to hit a ball with a stick, but for the most part it was a legal form of drunk driving.

Oh, and overpriced club sandwiches.

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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2019, 09:24:33 AM »
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I don't get golf at all.
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why, though?  it even is an acronym for
"Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden" so
i'd have thought Golf would be right up
your alley GAY. seems like i was wrong.

Just ordered my clubs and tap shoes. I'm in.

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« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2019, 09:51:32 AM »
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I don't get golf at all.
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I've been taken golfing a few times. In my experience, golf is about getting drunk and cruising in golf carts. Occasionally I would have to hit a ball with a stick, but for the most part it was a legal form of drunk driving.

Oh, and overpriced club sandwiches.

Yeah, pretty much. I'd go even further and say it's a clever way for grown men to go hang out with their pals and act like children for 4 hours. Kinda like skateboarding.

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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2019, 09:59:57 AM »

Kind of gross thinking about picking a golf tee out of the ground and popping it into your mouth. Almost every golf course I have ever seen is littered in goose feces.

The flavor comes in to chase away the fecal aroma that would otherwise remain in your mouth.
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« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2019, 10:01:21 AM »
I 100% golf more often than I skate now. Golf and Skating are actually insanely similar. Go out with the crew, to do something that's fucking damn near impossible to be good at, all get hyped, but slightly competitive, and is solely on you while drinking beers.

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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2019, 10:03:26 AM »
I 100% golf more often than I skate now. Golf and Skating are actually insanely similar. Go out with the crew, to do something that's fucking damn near impossible to be good at, all get hyped, but slightly competitive, and is solely on you while drinking beers.
This. Golf is a great hobby but it is expensive as fuck.
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« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2019, 10:06:02 AM »
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I 100% golf more often than I skate now. Golf and Skating are actually insanely similar. Go out with the crew, to do something that's fucking damn near impossible to be good at, all get hyped, but slightly competitive, and is solely on you while drinking beers.
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This. Golf is a great hobby but it is expensive as fuck.
that is def the downside, but me and the homies slum it at the NYC public courses

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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2019, 10:22:33 AM »
Why the number 33°? Is justin a low level Mason? Does he just like masonry? Why is he calling it that??

Uh actually 33rd degree is the highest degree of masonry. You fucking neanderthal.
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« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2019, 10:53:21 AM »
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Why the number 33°? Is justin a low level Mason? Does he just like masonry? Why is he calling it that??
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Uh actually 33rd degree is the highest degree of masonry. You fucking neanderthal.


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« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2019, 12:12:00 PM »
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Why the number 33°? Is justin a low level Mason? Does he just like masonry? Why is he calling it that??
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Uh actually 33rd degree is the highest degree of masonry. You fucking neanderthal.

Holy shit, you didn't understand at all, person. Why would I assume he is a highest degree Mason just because he named it 33°? He could name it President of US, that doesnt mean he is a president. I have not seen anything alluding to him being apart of masonry besides calling his company 33°. DOESNT MEAN HE IS A 33° MASON YOU FUCKING INBRED MOTHER FUCKING MORON. If anything I could see him as a low level blue lodge member. Jesus Christ you are fucking stupid, keep your mouth shut next time.

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Re: #golfwithflavor
« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2019, 12:14:00 PM »
Whoa dude. Take a chill pill.

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« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2019, 12:18:49 PM »
Whoa dude. Take a chill pill.

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