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Jake Phelps Murdered?
« on: March 16, 2019, 06:36:26 PM »
This man claims somebody slipped something in his drink. whoever gets the keys to the kingdom will be suspect #1???

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2019, 06:40:29 PM »
I seen this dude explain NFL game rigging. Some crazy occult shit.

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2019, 06:41:04 PM »
This guy should should be cancelled

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2019, 06:42:31 PM »
This man claims somebody slipped something in his drink. whoever gets the keys to thing kingdom will be suspect #1???


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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2019, 06:44:44 PM »
Until this is even indicated anywhere by someone reliable, leave this garbage to infowars or r/conspiracy

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2019, 06:55:43 PM »
Alex Jones sounds different
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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2019, 06:59:03 PM »
Fuck whoever made this stupid ass video. It takes a real bottom feeder piece of shit to capitalize on someone else's death.

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2019, 07:02:59 PM »
Jesus Christ, I'd rather listen to a flat Earther

There’s a hill joke to be made here....

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2019, 07:06:28 PM »
It's gonna come out that it was autoerotic asphyxiation and...well...look, it worked for Michael Hutchence and "Don't Change" by INXS is a perfect song.

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2019, 07:11:35 PM »
This would be in the “causing mud”  category, not shalom. Shalom.

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2019, 07:22:20 PM »
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Jesus Christ, I'd rather listen to a flat Earther
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There’s a hill joke to be made here....


A John hill joke?

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2019, 07:53:26 PM »
Stop. Although I think Phelps would probably think these conspiracies are funny.

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2019, 08:51:00 PM »
Gawwwddd Priya shut the fuck up

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2019, 08:59:10 PM »
what does puleo think about this?

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2019, 09:02:27 PM »

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2019, 11:05:20 PM »
Fuck whoever made this stupid ass video. It takes a real bottom feeder piece of shit to capitalize on someone else's death.

Imagine being this triggered over a kooky death theory. Everybody dies, and when it's someone notable people discuss and speculate on it....even conspiracy theorists. It's Jake Phelps, do you think he'd really give a shit what some dude on a forum shared?

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2019, 11:27:26 PM »
man fuck these truther idiots, wtf...

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2019, 11:28:27 PM »

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2019, 12:02:39 AM »
It's gonna come out that it was autoerotic asphyxiation and...well...look, it worked for Michael Hutchence and "Don't Change" by INXS is a perfect song.

"we recovered this photo of Cardiel from the scene"

sorry phelps. RIP


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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2019, 05:12:41 AM »
man fuck these truther idiots, wtf...

The amount of people that are fully buying this dudes bullshit is insane. Channel has 52k subscribers

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2019, 05:34:39 AM »
Ah geometric symmetry got him. That sucks.

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2019, 07:20:05 AM »
This guy should should be cancelled

This thread should be canceled

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2019, 07:29:43 AM »
Please hold my first kook.

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2019, 07:37:23 AM »
It's the only way someone who took such good care of himself could have died at such a tender young age.

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2019, 09:06:44 AM »
Did anyone else notice that in the video the page the guy is looking at called Jake Phelps the “Ediot-in-chief of Thrasher”?????

Either a horrible typo, or more than likely that site is full of bullshit and took a jab at Jake’s friends, Thrasher, and skateboarding. To bad Jake would laugh at this horrific shit and move on with his day.

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2019, 10:19:10 AM »
This is from Tim Powers in the comment section.

As a life long skater I was wondering if you’d cover this.. it’s interesting Transworld skateboarding just got bought and the mag closes down last month... I’m curious as to what will happen with Thrasher.


Gematria Effect News Phelps was just at the skatepark of Tampa contest 2 weeks ago, healthy... I mean life smoker, and yes he did take a bad slam last year... but I found it super weird when I saw he was dead.

Gonz Wouldgo for sure. But Phelps was someone I think wouldn’t be bought and would stand in the way of any “sell out”,,, or corporate buy out... so it would make sense if he was taken out some how.
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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2019, 11:00:44 AM »
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Fuck whoever made this stupid ass video. It takes a real bottom feeder piece of shit to capitalize on someone else's death.
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Imagine being this triggered over a kooky death theory. Everybody dies, and when it's someone notable people discuss and speculate on it....even conspiracy theorists. It's Jake Phelps, do you think he'd really give a shit what some dude on a forum shared?

I hadn't seen any of your posts lately, I'm glad you are back. Without you who would we have to defend conspiracy peddlers and frame every post in far-right buzzwords? I enjoy your contributions to SLAP.


Fuck this guy and his conspiracy gematria garbage that preys on the dumbest of the religious/spiritual.

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2019, 03:28:44 PM »
Only Jake and the guys at thrasher know what happened. Somebody loaded that rig with bad dope. They know there is way too much money on the line to let there favorite jack ass get in the way. #JusticeforJake

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2019, 03:50:49 PM »
O.d. or not, conspiracies aside, why the storys of him asking kids for painkillers? Or why would he use heroin? He had money, he could of found a nice doctor to give him a nice oversupply of the good painkillers, probably needed them shits too. I never got why he would need to ask kids for painkillers. Are doctors just not hellride enough?   

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Re: Jake Phelps Murdered?
« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2019, 03:54:03 PM »
O.d. or not, conspiracies aside, why the storys of him asking kids for painkillers? Or why would he use heroin? He had money, he could of found a nice doctor to give him a nice oversupply of the good painkillers, probably needed them shits too. I never got why he would need to ask kids for painkillers. Are doctors just not hellride enough?
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