I hope these are all on point for the thread. If not, oh well. They're still funny.
One time we were in Tampa and Elissa needed a ride back to Fort Myers. Before we left Tampa we stopped at 7-11 for drinks. She didn't have her ID so I bought her rolling papers so she could twist one up in the backseat.
Another time in Tampa we showed up for the Pro contest. My friend had a bunch of Philly people staying over and Kalis happened to be out with us partying on night. At some point Kalis picked up a rose when we were leaving Ybor. On the drive home he was rubbing the rose on this girl's ear. She looked back at him and he said, "That feels dope, right?" She was a Philly girl and a bit of a hard ass so she just ignored him. We've called him Dope Right ever since. Love you DGKALIS.
Underworld Element was doing a demo in my hometown and Montessi was there. He had a nose blunt sequence in a Thrasher and I told him I really liked it. He didn't know the sequence was in the mag and was pretty surprised. He said, "Thanks." and was obviously kind of uncomfortable. This tour was with a bunch of World guys and the same one when Jovantae punched Berra in the face. I'm pretty sure it happened the next day. Also, I was straight edge at the time and had painted an X on my hat. Jovantae said he liked my hat and asked if it was for Malcolm X. I should have lied and said yes because I knew all about Malcolm at the time, but I just told him the truth. He was really nice. Julien was there and fucking killed it.
Billy Rohan took me with him to a Zoo demo in Clearwater once. I skated off in the corner by myself trying a frontside noseslide on a weird bump to ledge. Some kid asked me for my autograph and I told him I'm nobody, not sponsored, and just here with Billy. Jeff Pang properly ignored me the whole time.