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Holy Fuck WTF did I watch?!
« on: April 13, 2019, 04:52:38 PM »
So this thread is about entirely weird shit you've found on the interwebs nothing too fucked up like death or creepy  pedo shit just holy fuck that is goddamned weird as fuck!..... ahemmmm allow me to introduce the gummy bear fucker......

https://www.erome.com/a/mlt36xMY

if mods are bummed on this thread I will gladly remove it....
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Re: Holy Fuck WTF did I watch?!
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2019, 05:12:53 PM »
http://www.angels-heaven.org/english/default_en.htm

I love weird websites created by UFO religious groups. They all have extensive walls of text and web design straight from 1999. I'd argue that these websites will have actual anthropological value in the future.



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Re: Holy Fuck WTF did I watch?!
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2019, 05:15:20 PM »
i like the tiny headed bear who says nice stuff to everyone.

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Re: Holy Fuck WTF did I watch?!
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2019, 05:21:53 PM »
I was having a bad week and haven't slept in 24 hours..... no not any drugs or substances just been in a bad spot and haven't slept stumbled on this r/jesuschrist
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Re: Holy Fuck WTF did I watch?!
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2019, 05:35:38 PM »
sorry pal, get that bear in here to compliment you, you'll be aight.

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Re: Holy Fuck WTF did I watch?!
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2019, 06:17:39 PM »
i like the tiny headed bear who says nice stuff to everyone.

Luh dat bear.
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Re: Holy Fuck WTF did I watch?!
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2019, 11:12:30 PM »
Dat bear is the only person I've ever added to my buddy list, but he keeps focusing so I gave up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdximU6Ao00

Great, now I’m going to get nightmares about My Buddy.  Thank you so much.


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Re: Holy Fuck WTF did I watch?!
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2019, 11:21:27 PM »
Two questions here.

Why was it edited to the Imperial March, and where can I get one of those gummy bears?

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Re: Holy Fuck WTF did I watch?!
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2019, 09:13:04 AM »
Bear man, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings when I said I wouldn't visit your twitch stream because you frighten me.

It's nothing personal. Bears are scurry.

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Re: Holy Fuck WTF did I watch?!
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2019, 10:35:10 AM »
Bear man, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings when I said I wouldn't visit your twitch stream because you frighten me.

It's nothing personal. Bears are scurry.


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Re: Holy Fuck WTF did I watch?!
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2019, 11:02:21 AM »
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Bear man, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings when I said I wouldn't visit your twitch stream because you frighten me.

It's nothing personal. Bears are scurry.
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Hey thanks man no problem at. I understand my massive Pecs can be intimidating.

They look extra big on account of your small hat.

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Re: Holy Fuck WTF did I watch?!
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2019, 11:38:24 AM »
Two questions here.

Why was it edited to the Imperial March, and where can I get one of those gummy bears?

Got you

http://giantgummybears.com/worldslargestcherrygummybear.aspx

They have skulls to, damn. Anyone trying to top this dudes video
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Re: Holy Fuck WTF did I watch?!
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2019, 02:27:39 PM »
Two questions here.

Why was it edited to the Imperial March, and where can I get one of those gummy bears?
1st of all what you lookin at meh gut fer?!
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first of all why the fuck would someone want to film it?  secondly why in the fuck would someone use a gummi bear?! a bit backstory is needed.

we've all spanked it something nonpornographic.For me Sears  underware/lingerie, Goodhousekeepingm Deliah's  (had an older exgf who was a 90's it punkymodel) but I fucked that up real good.

this dude is a goddamend freak.... I couldn't watch it for me it was too just weird. Somethings just shouldn't be watched.
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Re: Holy Fuck WTF did I watch?!
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2019, 06:58:21 PM »
The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!
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