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Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« on: May 08, 2019, 10:30:34 AM »
Just wondering if anyone's done it and what the experience is like. I have a couple pair and they're plush and durable, so I'd expect them to be good for jerking off into as well, but I don't want to ruin them for wearing.

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2019, 10:32:25 AM »
Nothing fucks like a fresh Stance sock.
Absolutely nothing.
Shalom.
Edit: this should be merged with the "Kits" thread.

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2019, 10:34:11 AM »
Whenever I see someone wearing stance socks I can’t help but think “Wow they must FUCK!”

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2019, 10:35:13 AM »
I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2019, 10:37:29 AM »
Shit, for $18 a pair, they'd better put out.

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2019, 10:38:05 AM »
Whenever I see someone wearing stance socks I can’t help but think “Wow they must FUCK!”

Shalom for that

Wonder if they fuck regular or switch

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2019, 10:40:32 AM »
I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.

Dude that's so sick that you cream into a pussy!

I can only cream into used walmart socks, personally.

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2019, 10:42:08 AM »
aNYoNe jeRK OfF iNTo stANCe sOcKs?

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2019, 10:43:05 AM »
Post your happy sock

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2019, 10:45:58 AM »
Only the 1010 ones because I love fucking up nazis

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2019, 10:56:35 AM »
best socks to jerk off with. you can unload in those motherfuckers and put them on right after and go skate.

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2019, 10:56:53 AM »
Only jack of into the unhappy polar socks so that the expression on the sock matches the disappointment I feel for only lasting 15 seconds and having to beat of into a sock at all.

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2019, 11:33:49 AM »
I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.

You make thick in the warm?  My dude.

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2019, 11:39:34 AM »
best socks to jerk off with. you can unload in those motherfuckers and put them on right after and go skate.

Pro tip: you can do this with literally any sock


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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2019, 11:42:26 AM »
I jerked it in a pair of stances once and left them under the bed so my mom wouldn’t find em. A few weeks later a Erica yary was growing out of em

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2019, 11:43:47 AM »
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best socks to jerk off with. you can unload in those motherfuckers and put them on right after and go skate.
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Pro tip: you can do this with literally any sock
yeah but you can do it quicker and more comfortably with stance brand socks

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2019, 11:53:14 AM »
I jerked it in a pair of stances once and left them under the bed so my mom wouldn’t find em. A few weeks later a Erica yary was growing out of em

Ejaculating into the Stance socks with pro-model graphics actually summons a different genie every time depending on the pro represented on the sock, but they're all so annoying I don't recommend that. Good luck stopping Lance Mountain's mid 411VM introduction monologue but the worst one has to be Matt Hensley's with his fucking accordion.

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2019, 11:55:05 AM »
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best socks to jerk off with. you can unload in those motherfuckers and put them on right after and go skate.
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Pro tip: you can do this with literally any sock
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yeah but you can do it quicker and more comfortably with stance brand socks

Duly noted!

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2019, 01:37:09 PM »
Shit, for $18 a pair, they'd better put out.
Oh my god that is good  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2019, 01:54:07 PM »
Never reached for a sock in a pinch but a bunch of my t-shirts have seen action and they act like they're better than the one's who haven't.
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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2019, 02:38:41 PM »
I jerked off into a sock once. I wasn't really into so I just threw the sock away.

I did save the other sock for another walk because, you know, who just wants one random white sock floating around.

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #21 on: May 08, 2019, 02:51:07 PM »
I prefer to jerking off into huff weed socks

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2019, 02:51:20 PM »
I once used them for protection, now i have to pay child support.

Bummer.

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2019, 02:53:53 PM »
I once used them for protection, now i have to pay child support.

Bummer.
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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #24 on: May 08, 2019, 02:55:18 PM »
I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.

Jokes on you, you’re married.

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #25 on: May 08, 2019, 02:59:51 PM »
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
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Jokes on you, you’re married.

Marriage is overrated. It means you are stuck with one person (no offense). Being single means you can smash any box you want.

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #26 on: May 08, 2019, 03:07:48 PM »
I swear part of my early skate magic in my teen years was skating crispy socks.

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #27 on: May 08, 2019, 03:12:07 PM »
Best way to break in a new pair of socks, IMO
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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2019, 03:14:10 PM »
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I usually just shoot my load into my wife. But you have fun fucking socks.
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Jokes on you, you’re married.
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Marriage is overrated. It means you are stuck with one person (no offense). Being single means you can smash any box you want.
pro tip: just get married and make your wife dress up like the box you want to smash. i personally prefer ikea boxes and request that my wife walk around in one when i get home. she's been so accommodating since i let her out of the attic

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Re: Anyone jerk off into Stance socks?
« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2019, 03:18:34 PM »
Yeah I love jerking into stance socks, I usually imagine Erica yary personally delivering them to my pad then she watches me jerk off into them