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Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« on: May 14, 2019, 01:55:34 PM »


This guy definitely likes to watch his girl get slammed by other dudes. Wow.

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2019, 01:59:21 PM »


This guy definitely likes to watch his girl get slammed by other dudes. Wow.

Ain't nothin' wrong with that.

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2019, 02:01:43 PM »
What’s kooky about this?

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2019, 02:04:45 PM »


This guy definitely likes to watch his girl get slammed by other dudes. Wow.

he's a kook for sure, but if anything, this is redeeming his kookiness


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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2019, 02:05:37 PM »
Inb4 38 page political argument

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2019, 02:05:58 PM »
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This guy definitely likes to watch his girl get slammed by other dudes. Wow.
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Ain't nothin' wrong with that.

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2019, 02:06:19 PM »
Well yeah.

But if anything this might spur him on to get his buddy JJ to give up the ak47s

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2019, 02:07:10 PM »
This is probably the most non-kook thing he's ever done. The other stuff... not so much.

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2019, 02:07:50 PM »
following someone and then calling them a kook makes you a kook. let him live his life.

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2019, 02:12:14 PM »
dumb ass, now if something happens he'll have to call for outsourced weaponry to save him.
the synagogue shooting the other wk was stopped by an armed [off duty] border patrol agent.
what if trump is the hitler dictator people think he is, wouldn't this be a mite suicidal? were killers using this gentleman's guns?

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2019, 02:18:20 PM »
dumb ass, now if something happens he'll have to call for outsourced weaponry to save him.
the synagogue shooting the other wk was stopped by an armed [off duty] border patrol agent.
what if trump is the hitler dictator people think he is, wouldn't this be a mite suicidal? were killers using this gentleman's guns?

Bullshit. There's a lot more to the story then what you are leading on here.

"The shooter fired eight to ten rounds before his rifle jammed or malfunctioned, preventing additional casualties. Two members of the congregation ran towards the shooter. The suspect then fled the synagogue, entering a Honda sedan. An off-duty United States Border Patrol officer working as a security guard at the synagogue opened fire as the suspect escaped and hit his car multiple times, but the suspect fled uninjured.

Shortly thereafter, Earnest phoned 911 and reported the shooting. He was apprehended approximately 2 mi (3.2 km) from the synagogue by a San Diego police officer responding to the shooting. Earnest jumped out of his car with his hands up, and was taken into custody without incident."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poway_synagogue_shooting

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2019, 02:19:46 PM »
Yeah i dont understand giving up your guns, ,why give up your shit when a 17 year old kid can buy a shotgun in walmart. What do you do when michael myers is comin through your door? call the cops?

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2019, 02:22:33 PM »
Yeah i dont understand giving up your guns, ,why give up your shit when a 17 year old kid can buy a shotgun in walmart. What do you do when michael myers is comin through your door? call the cops?

how many times has michael myers come through your door?


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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2019, 02:24:51 PM »

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2019, 02:27:11 PM »
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dumb ass, now if something happens he'll have to call for outsourced weaponry to save him.
the synagogue shooting the other wk was stopped by an armed [off duty] border patrol agent.
what if trump is the hitler dictator people think he is, wouldn't this be a mite suicidal? were killers using this gentleman's guns?
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Bullshit. There's a lot more to the story then what you are leading on here.

"The shooter fired eight to ten rounds before his rifle jammed or malfunctioned, preventing additional casualties. Two members of the congregation ran towards the shooter. The suspect then fled the synagogue, entering a Honda sedan. An off-duty United States Border Patrol officer working as a security guard at the synagogue opened fire as the suspect escaped and hit his car multiple times, but the suspect fled uninjured.

Shortly thereafter, Earnest phoned 911 and reported the shooting. He was apprehended approximately 2 mi (3.2 km) from the synagogue by a San Diego police officer responding to the shooting. Earnest jumped out of his car with his hands up, and was taken into custody without incident."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poway_synagogue_shooting
you're right, would've been better if border patrol had a megaphone instead of a gun. then he could've heckled the shooter as he drove away or fixed his gun/grabbed another.

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2019, 02:27:41 PM »
if not owning a gun makes me a kook you can kook me all you want. certified
Let me preface this post with the fact that I am slightly inebriated, very uneducated and I havent read any papers or done any research at all, or read your post really.

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2019, 02:41:05 PM »
Jesus fucking christ America,

Kooking someone because they don’t want to keep guns because ‘in case something happens’?

So every non-gun owner is a kook?

The US is a culture of kook, especially the religious fervor about guns ownership.

You had a revolution once 240 years ago, and then tried to protect slavery by going to war, and you want keep using that as an excuse to keep deadly firearms available for every fucking nut job?

You have allowed guns to become a unique piece of fanatical American religion, and now have to deal with the terrible senseless violence that keeps happening, be it toddlers shooting each other with their parents’ unlocked firearms to crime to school shootings.

 And you are so blinded by your worship that the only answer you can keep mumbling to yourselves is ‘MOAR GUNZ’.

The US is a culture of death, kooks.
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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2019, 02:42:09 PM »
Doing it for attention is kooky? I guess? I don't know. He is a kook though.

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2019, 02:46:12 PM »
OP is more KOOK
« Last Edit: May 14, 2019, 02:54:40 PM by rusty knees »

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2019, 02:49:29 PM »
It’s marks instagram and marks opinion.
So who chose the thumbnail?
one must ask.

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2019, 02:50:15 PM »
OP is a dumb fuck kook.

Not a big fan of Oblow, but this just gave me a bit more respect for him.

Also, OP is a dumb fuck kook
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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2019, 02:52:20 PM »
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Yeah i dont understand giving up your guns, ,why give up your shit when a 17 year old kid can buy a shotgun in walmart. What do you do when michael myers is comin through your door? call the cops?
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how many times has michael myers come through your door?
In all honesty I havnt run into him since moving from haddonfield

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2019, 03:03:01 PM »
This is probably the most non-kook thing he's ever done.

Nailed it.

OP took such a massive L here. How embarrassing.

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2019, 03:07:39 PM »
Aint that kook to give up some desert eagles. I actually support this

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2019, 03:24:48 PM »
Pretty much the opposite of a kook move. But aren't guns like crazy expensive, why not just sell them? Or do you get compensated for it if you give them to the police?

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2019, 03:30:40 PM »
don't feed the troll

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2019, 03:42:25 PM »
Pretty much the opposite of a kook move. But aren't guns like crazy expensive, why not just sell them? Or do you get compensated for it if you give them to the police?
guns can be 100$ or thousands, looked like he had some pretty nice hardware though and no the cops dont give you anything.

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2019, 03:43:31 PM »
He doesn’t trust himself around his own guns?
Suicide watch

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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2019, 03:57:15 PM »
this thread is going to be an absolute train wreck


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Re: Mark Oblow is a certified KOOK
« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2019, 03:57:31 PM »
Who is more kook?
Who is more kook?
The kook or the kook who follows the kook?