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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #240 on: September 06, 2022, 10:40:26 AM »
People at the park were saying Mike Valley could kill && by becoming small, going up his butt and punching like he did with those jocks. I scrutinized it for hours and came to the conclusion there's no worse way to die... FOR MIKE VALLEY. Don't get me wrong, Mike V is pretty tough, like can take punches from Goliath type of tough. Problem is his butthole and insides have to be Goliath strong too.

The way I see it happening is if Mike Valley crawled up his butt, threw a tantum, and then he'd die and come out &&'s backside as chunky human soup. There's no way to fight yourself out of something that just wonít budge.  >:(

but what if mike v finds lemiwinks?

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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #241 on: September 06, 2022, 10:44:34 AM »
I'm proud that my one contribution to slap is coining the "&&" moniker cause I got tired of fools typing AA for his kook ass. Besmirching the one true AA is sacrilege.

looks like && has adopted his SLAP moniker with an && sticker on the infamous helmet


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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #242 on: September 06, 2022, 11:40:19 AM »
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I'm proud that my one contribution to slap is coining the "&&" moniker cause I got tired of fools typing AA for his kook ass. Besmirching the one true AA is sacrilege.
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looks like && has adopted his SLAP moniker with an && sticker on the infamous helmet



I mean it makes sense. And And. Szechuan deserves royalties.

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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #243 on: September 06, 2022, 11:41:15 AM »
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I'm proud that my one contribution to slap is coining the "&&" moniker cause I got tired of fools typing AA for his kook ass. Besmirching the one true AA is sacrilege.
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looks like && has adopted his SLAP moniker with an && sticker on the infamous helmet


Full circle, much like a front foot impossible.

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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #244 on: September 06, 2022, 02:07:03 PM »
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I'm proud that my one contribution to slap is coining the "&&" moniker cause I got tired of fools typing AA for his kook ass. Besmirching the one true AA is sacrilege.
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If you screenshot his board, he also has && written on the nose, but one & is backwards, so at first glance it looks like a heartagram

looks like && has adopted his SLAP moniker with an && sticker on the infamous helmet


Iím trying to be every momís favorite skaterí-&&

&& is no stranger to the female species. Hes always got some travel pussy with him in his slambulance. -Hateboard


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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #245 on: September 06, 2022, 03:47:15 PM »
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Watching that guy skate is like japanese porn; it's weird in all the wrong places. It could be amazing but it's not going to be.
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Take that back Japanese porn is amazing for the video titles alone.
I don't think this is the kind of thing that can be taken back.

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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #246 on: September 18, 2023, 03:13:37 PM »
i think heís autistic

First.. && sounds like the bastard son of Jordan Peterson  (another famous Canuckistanian - or is it Chinada..? up to you).   Peterson eats raw red meat though.  && eats bugs and leaf material.
Peterson is an alcoholic, && weed dealer .   Both sound like Kermit the Frog.
Had to get that out of the way.   

The 'battle' at the Barrak (I refuse to say their names I know how to spell that place)
was hilarious and great for Nick Holt - since && has been on a hot marketing campaign since Coof
started - saying he invented some wheels (based on a few classic 80s designs obviously)  and
has his play time telling someone who can handle power tools to cut notches in his special game changing board that when you watch people skate it, it looks like it's a struggle (any of Dan Corrigan  recent videos) but I have no direct experience with this 'technology' .

Everything he said in the rhetoric leading up to this event shows nothing he said in his schpeil
translates to reality.   He forgot to read his own instructions on how to use the special magical flight
deck board with the ugliest dragoon art one could ever possibly conjour up?  It's the cartoon version of
the old VCJ designs.. and I wouldn't be surprised if VCJ himself came up with that as he got progressively bad at his own style of drawing (based on wood cut but illustrated) it fits the narrative all around.. hype here hype there and a ubiquitous helmut for save-thee.

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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #247 on: September 18, 2023, 04:17:32 PM »
Heís nice, lay off the lil manís

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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #248 on: September 18, 2023, 06:31:48 PM »
Nice nice baby ~ means nothing but trying to appeal to your mommy. 
The real world... if you decide to experience it some day - 
it will be a dangerous place if you expect it's 'nice' .
That's the facade and it's a really thin veneer.

Quick question Streebo - why did you put make 'mans' as ownership in the
sentence with the apostrophy?
Further - why did you put an S as in he is plural?   It's 'man' to denote the person.
Hope the grammar check up comes in handy for future communication of yours.

Heís nice, lay off the lil manís

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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #249 on: September 18, 2023, 06:54:45 PM »
Nice nice baby ~ means nothing but trying to appeal to your mommy. 
The real world... if you decide to experience it some day - 
it will be a dangerous place if you expect it's 'nice' .
That's the facade and it's a really thin veneer.

Quick question Streebo - why did you put make 'mans' as ownership in the
sentence with the apostrophy?
Further - why did you put an S as in he is plural?   It's 'man' to denote the person.
Hope the grammar check up comes in handy for future communication of yours.

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He’s nice, lay off the lil man’s
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i think he’s autistic
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First.. && sounds like the bastard son of Jordan Peterson  (another famous Canuckistanian - or is it Chinada..? up to you).   Peterson eats raw red meat though.  && eats bugs and leaf material.
Peterson is an alcoholic, && weed dealer .   Both sound like Kermit the Frog.
Had to get that out of the way.   

The 'battle' at the Barrak (I refuse to say their names I know how to spell that place)
was hilarious and great for Nick Holt - since && has been on a hot marketing campaign since Coof
started - saying he invented some wheels (based on a few classic 80s designs obviously)  and
has his play time telling someone who can handle power tools to cut notches in his special game changing board that when you watch people skate it, it looks like it's a struggle (any of Dan Corrigan  recent videos) but I have no direct experience with this 'technology' .

Everything he said in the rhetoric leading up to this event shows nothing he said in his schpeil
translates to reality.   He forgot to read his own instructions on how to use the special magical flight
deck board with the ugliest dragoon art one could ever possibly conjour up?  It's the cartoon version of
the old VCJ designs.. and I wouldn't be surprised if VCJ himself came up with that as he got progressively bad at his own style of drawing (based on wood cut but illustrated) it fits the narrative all around.. hype here hype there and a ubiquitous helmut for save-thee.

Could one not ask you the same question?
I’m all for grammar corrections but practice what you preach my G.

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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #250 on: September 18, 2023, 07:10:16 PM »
I'm the grammar-bot today. Grammar-bot can break the rules.
Yes, everything is biased the pinball machine is tilted the game is fixed.

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Could one not ask you the same question?
Iím all for grammar corrections but practice what you preach my G.
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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #251 on: September 18, 2023, 07:11:02 PM »
Nice nice baby ~ means nothing but trying to appeal to your mommy. 
The real world... if you decide to experience it some day - 
it will be a dangerous place if you expect it's 'nice' .
That's the facade and it's a really thin veneer.

Quick question Streebo - why did you put make 'mans' as ownership in the
sentence with the apostrophy?
Further - why did you put an S as in he is plural?   It's 'man' to denote the person.
Hope the grammar check up comes in handy for future communication of yours.

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Heís nice, lay off the lil manís
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Focus.

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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #252 on: September 18, 2023, 07:17:43 PM »
I wish Andy would skate huge spots, I wanna see that half cancel flip on at least a 12

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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #253 on: September 18, 2023, 07:30:15 PM »
First trick and then at 5:00 are acceptably big

https://youtu.be/gg1ZMwAAcEg?si=VM72RtzgXr-c50yU
Iím trying to be every momís favorite skaterí-&&

&& is no stranger to the female species. Hes always got some travel pussy with him in his slambulance. -Hateboard


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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #254 on: September 18, 2023, 09:53:59 PM »
I wish Andy would skate huge spots, I wanna see that half cancel flip on at least a 12
Nah no need for Andy risking his ankles when Antonioís in the town.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSeraBGUJK0
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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #255 on: September 18, 2023, 09:57:53 PM »
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I wish Andy would skate huge spots, I wanna see that half cancel flip on at least a 12
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Nah no need for Andy risking his ankles when Jubís in town.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #256 on: September 18, 2023, 10:26:04 PM »
First trick and then at 5:00 are acceptably big

https://youtu.be/gg1ZMwAAcEg?si=VM72RtzgXr-c50yU

also 3:58 is pretty gnar

andy fell off since this part, he needs to quit letting that succubus drain his wizard seed and go back to nofap and rail chomping while living in the slambulance

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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #257 on: September 18, 2023, 11:43:02 PM »
I guess it's too late now he's wrapped into the character he created...I like his approach of skating but I kinda do agree on the overall look.The helmet, the ugly cargos and this obsession of distinguishing from the mass tend to be now counter-productive.
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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #258 on: September 19, 2023, 05:17:50 AM »
I guess it's too late now he's wrapped into the character he created...I like his approach of skating but I kinda do agree on the overall look.The helmet, the ugly cargos and this obsession of distinguishing from the mass tend to be now counter-productive.
Has Andy hit his ceiling? Like with the look and tricks, has he painted himself into a corner? A modern day Simon Woodstock?

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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #259 on: September 19, 2023, 06:30:35 AM »
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I'm proud that my one contribution to slap is coining the "&&" moniker cause I got tired of fools typing AA for his kook ass. Besmirching the one true AA is sacrilege.
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looks like && has adopted his SLAP moniker with an && sticker on the infamous helmet




He definitely did. He talked about using it and slap on one of the experience shows where he was a guest.


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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #260 on: September 19, 2023, 07:50:48 AM »
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I guess it's too late now he's wrapped into the character he created...I like his approach of skating but I kinda do agree on the overall look.The helmet, the ugly cargos and this obsession of distinguishing from the mass tend to be now counter-productive.
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Has Andy hit his ceiling? Like with the look and tricks, has he painted himself into a corner? A modern day Simon Woodstock?

I wonder if Woodstock watches &&ís meteoric success trajectory, grits his teeth while crushing a beer bottle between his naked fingers, tears sting his eyes, thinks, "I could have had everything if Iíd just added a helmet to my circus act?"

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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #261 on: September 19, 2023, 08:48:07 AM »
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First trick and then at 5:00 are acceptably big

https://youtu.be/gg1ZMwAAcEg?si=VM72RtzgXr-c50yU
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also 3:58 is pretty gnar

andy fell off since this part, he needs to quit letting that succubus drain his wizard seed and go back to nofap and rail chomping while living in the slambulance

Idk, busting nuts with that gal seems like it would be a lot of fun

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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #262 on: September 19, 2023, 01:17:16 PM »
 icecream spot pink berry and I got a triple scooo p of Gucci man face tattoo. And Andy was there and I asked and long story short heís not on slap so that answers that.

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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #263 on: September 19, 2023, 03:52:01 PM »
icecream spot pink berry and I got a triple scooo p of Gucci man face tattoo. And Andy was there and I asked and long story short heís not on slap so that answers that.
I really donít enjoy your posting but I greatly appreciate that you saw && irl and asked if he was on slap

To be honest I root for the guy but his gross shaped board is my biggest gripe

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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #264 on: September 19, 2023, 04:05:53 PM »
Not at all a kook. There doesn't appear to be any air of cool guy or negativity. He does his own thing, rips, and doesn't care what others think. But people are still going to look for reasons to criticise.

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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #265 on: September 20, 2023, 05:45:40 PM »
Focused the board - it's in 3 pieces. Clean it up.


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Nice nice baby ~ means nothing but trying to appeal to your mommy. 
The real world... if you decide to experience it some day - 
it will be a dangerous place if you expect it's 'nice' .
That's the facade and it's a really thin veneer.

Quick question Streebo - why did you put make 'mans' as ownership in the
sentence with the apostrophy?
Further - why did you put an S as in he is plural?   It's 'man' to denote the person.
Hope the grammar check up comes in handy for future communication of yours.

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Heís nice, lay off the lil manís
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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #266 on: September 20, 2023, 11:41:05 PM »
Donít get the hype - donít get the hate.
Half of the tricks are sick, the other half looks ugly.
Dont care about the helm. But he is lacking Style to get me more into his output.
But some stuff he do is incredible heavy.

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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #267 on: September 21, 2023, 12:22:24 AM »
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I guess it's too late now he's wrapped into the character he created...I like his approach of skating but I kinda do agree on the overall look.The helmet, the ugly cargos and this obsession of distinguishing from the mass tend to be now counter-productive.
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Has Andy hit his ceiling? Like with the look and tricks, has he painted himself into a corner? A modern day Simon Woodstock?
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Woodstock was a funny.Andy isn't.To me it's more like if Hosoi and Mullen had mated, And would be their offspring.

I wonder if Woodstock watches &&ís meteoric success trajectory, grits his teeth while crushing a beer bottle between his naked fingers, tears sting his eyes, thinks, "I could have had everything if Iíd just added a helmet to my circus act?"
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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #268 on: September 21, 2023, 12:24:04 PM »
I like his style.

My favorite locals like Andy they bring him up in a positive. I'm not going to name names but it's at least 4 of my childhood heros who still skate to this day.

Their opinions on skating matter to me.
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Re: Andy Anderson a kook?
« Reply #269 on: September 21, 2023, 04:55:33 PM »
Itís very && choice of girlfriend.
I know love is supposed to be ďblindĒ, but cmon shouldnít he be with some sweet quiet library like lady.
Guess itís that Powell swag.
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