this is the most specific overlap of my niche interests and i've never been happier to pick apart an article.
however, some like, key things are wrong.
so that when a 275-pound guy drops ten feet onto another behemoth, his elbow doesn’t actually hit him,
That's wrong, it does. Talented wrestlers pull their contact, but they still connect.
It’s not unlike a royal rumble cage match, and not only because most skateparks are also gated arenas
Those are two very different things. royal rumbles don't happen in cages.
“Stone Cold” Steve Austin battling the Undertaker at Summerslam 1998 was a classic face vs. heel match.
No, it wasn't. Austin broke the mold, he was a face that was supposed to be a heel. But he was so charismatic that people liked him. He was a contrarian anti hero that got over by being anti corporate and putting on great matches.
All in all, great article, i loved it. more wrestling talk please.