Author Topic: Dashawn Jordan on BUSINESS & COMPANY SKATEBOARDS  (Read 13389 times)

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Re: Dashawn Jordan on REAL
« Reply #60 on: May 29, 2019, 10:15:36 AM »
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I just with they weren't called laser flips.
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I read this like you have a lisp.

I juth with they weren't called l A ther flipth.
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Re: Dashawn Jordan on BUSINESS & COMPANY SKATEBOARDS
« Reply #61 on: May 29, 2019, 11:05:55 AM »

Slap sleuths should start a Private Investigator agency. We've got some real Jessica Fletchers up in here.

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Re: Dashawn Jordan on BUSINESS & COMPANY SKATEBOARDS
« Reply #62 on: May 29, 2019, 11:10:56 AM »
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Re: Dashawn Jordan on BUSINESS & COMPANY SKATEBOARDS
« Reply #63 on: May 29, 2019, 12:02:27 PM »
Honestly, and I’m cringing at saying this, but MJ is the only person to have ever made a laser flip look good. He was so rad before he became, uh, not so rad.

Speaking of not so rad, imagine being very public with your battles with alcoholism and being on and off the wagon and the company you ride for gives you this pro model:

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Re: Dashawn Jordan on BUSINESS & COMPANY SKATEBOARDS
« Reply #64 on: May 29, 2019, 12:20:35 PM »
Honestly, and I’m cringing at saying this, but MJ is the only person to have ever made a laser flip look good. He was so rad before he became, uh, not so rad.

Speaking of not so rad, imagine being very public with your battles with alcoholism and being on and off the wagon and the company you ride for gives you this pro model:



Does anyone else remember that article called something like “Tales with Tito” where they talk about Marc’s second personality when he’s wasted.


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Re: Dashawn Jordan on BUSINESS & COMPANY SKATEBOARDS
« Reply #65 on: May 29, 2019, 12:37:09 PM »
got his stance wrong in that street league graphic
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Re: Dashawn Jordan on BUSINESS & COMPANY SKATEBOARDS
« Reply #66 on: May 29, 2019, 01:40:42 PM »
got his stance wrong in that street league graphic
You mean this wasn't switch?  ;D


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Re: Dashawn Jordan on REAL
« Reply #67 on: May 29, 2019, 01:57:41 PM »
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I just with they weren't called laser flips.
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I read this like you have a lisp.

LOL thtop it you thilly gooth!

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Re: Dashawn Jordan on REAL
« Reply #68 on: May 29, 2019, 05:42:10 PM »
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Dashawn Jordan fuckin' rips.

Seems like there is a small amount of distaste for him in this thread, and I'm not sure why.
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He is very good but he has that sterile contest skater vibe going on.


dude spot fucking on. just the words I was looking for.

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Re: Dashawn Jordan on BUSINESS & COMPANY SKATEBOARDS
« Reply #69 on: May 29, 2019, 11:04:37 PM »
so he's skating a business and company board... doesn't mean he's on tho. could have been flowed to him or he could have just bought it.. fuck this thread

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Re: Dashawn Jordan on BUSINESS & COMPANY SKATEBOARDS
« Reply #70 on: May 29, 2019, 11:11:42 PM »
i like the board graphics but marc needs a hard team, like he needs to be picking fresh kids from the gutter reynolds style. start from scratch, fuck the existing talent pool

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Re: Dashawn Jordan on BUSINESS & COMPANY SKATEBOARDS
« Reply #71 on: May 29, 2019, 11:41:02 PM »
He was so rad before he became, uh, not so rad.

MJ was always one of my favourites. Not hating on current MJ, but im not hyped on him either..
He's lost his mind, a little crazy is fun, a lot is sad.


also laser flips are lame, i learnt them along with everyone else in 2009 or whenever they were flavour of the month. but they were ugly then and theyre ugly with no novelty value now.
its the kind of trick that i dont mind in a video part if i see someone do once, but i never want to see them do another again.

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Re: Dashawn Jordan on REAL
« Reply #72 on: May 30, 2019, 12:29:23 AM »
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Dashawn Jordan fuckin' rips.

Seems like there is a small amount of distaste for him in this thread, and I'm not sure why.
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He is very good but he has that sterile contest skater vibe going on.
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Dude laser flipped the Hollywood 16. I don't see Luan or P-Rod doing that shit.
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that's because laser flips are an abomination
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I'm very new here. Is that a common opinion on this site?

Shit, I can't laser flip, so I find it quite impressive.
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I can't front smith heelflip but that doesn't mean it's good

I can’t do either trick, but a heelflip out of a Smith grind sounds wayyy harder than a kick flip out.

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Re: Dashawn Jordan on BUSINESS & COMPANY SKATEBOARDS
« Reply #73 on: May 30, 2019, 04:32:05 AM »
Ishod's flat ground laser flips that he sometimes ends a line with look good. All other laser flips are abominations.

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Re: Dashawn Jordan on BUSINESS & COMPANY SKATEBOARDS
« Reply #74 on: May 30, 2019, 11:47:34 AM »
Ishod's flat ground laser flips that he sometimes ends a line with look good. All other laser flips are abominations.

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Re: Dashawn Jordan on BUSINESS & COMPANY SKATEBOARDS
« Reply #75 on: May 30, 2019, 11:52:02 AM »
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Ishod's flat ground laser flips that he sometimes ends a line with look good. All other laser flips are abominations.
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I like Yoshi's try-hard lazer flips.

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Re: Dashawn Jordan on BUSINESS & COMPANY SKATEBOARDS
« Reply #76 on: May 30, 2019, 11:53:49 AM »
https://skateboarding.transworld.net/features/tall-tales-of-tito/


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Honestly, and I’m cringing at saying this, but MJ is the only person to have ever made a laser flip look good. He was so rad before he became, uh, not so rad.

Speaking of not so rad, imagine being very public with your battles with alcoholism and being on and off the wagon and the company you ride for gives you this pro model:


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Does anyone else remember that article called something like “Tales with Tito” where they talk about Marc’s second personality when he’s wasted.

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Re: Dashawn Jordan on BUSINESS & COMPANY SKATEBOARDS
« Reply #77 on: May 30, 2019, 12:15:04 PM »
So what I'm gathering here is that laser flips are lame if you don't like the skater that is doing them, and they are cool if you like the skater who is doing them.



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Re: Dashawn Jordan on BUSINESS & COMPANY SKATEBOARDS
« Reply #78 on: May 30, 2019, 12:30:18 PM »
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so he's skating a business and company board... doesn't mean he's on tho. could have been flowed to him or he could have just bought it.. fuck this thread
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Feeling stupid now aren't you? Riding the boards in street league.

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Re: Dashawn Jordan on BUSINESS & COMPANY SKATEBOARDS
« Reply #79 on: May 30, 2019, 02:35:35 PM »
So what I'm gathering here is that laser flips are lame if you don't like the skater that is doing them, and they are cool if you like the skater who is doing them.

Maybe people don't like those skaters because their styles aren't something to write home about, thus their laser flips aren't either.

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Re: Dashawn Jordan on BUSINESS & COMPANY SKATEBOARDS
« Reply #80 on: May 30, 2019, 02:59:58 PM »
Everything Ishod's flat ground laser flips that he sometimes ends a line with does looks good. All other laser flips are abominations.


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Re: Dashawn Jordan on BUSINESS & COMPANY SKATEBOARDS
« Reply #81 on: May 31, 2019, 05:26:53 AM »
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So what I'm gathering here is that laser flips are lame if you don't like the skater that is doing them, and they are cool if you like the skater who is doing them.
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Maybe people don't like those skaters because their styles aren't something to write home about, thus their laser flips aren't either.

Does Dashawn have Tom-Penny-like style? No. But I wouldn't say his style is bad.
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