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J. Scott Handsdown ON
« on: June 10, 2019, 02:19:35 PM »
Grizzly griptape, Baker Skateboards, Theeve trucks, Vans, Dc or Es.

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2019, 02:29:30 PM »
I've got no problem with dream chasing, but the delusion is wild with this one.


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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2019, 02:30:31 PM »
Oh shit
It don't mean sheeeit

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2019, 02:35:35 PM »
Mental illness is a hellova drug.

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2019, 02:55:21 PM »
He wish he got down with them, but it didn't happpen.

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2019, 03:13:25 PM »
C'mon guys. He can do anything he sets his mind to—just like the mind-over-matter thing he does with his hands.

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2019, 03:14:43 PM »
He wish he got down with them, but it didn't happpen.

He should be mad at the African-American gentleman negotiating his deals.

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2019, 03:22:52 PM »
Stop begging and go raise your kid.

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2019, 03:37:31 PM »
This is the equivalent of writing board companies "why I should be sponsored" letters while excluding any footage or return address

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2019, 04:29:35 PM »
Be dope to see him on Grizzly

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2019, 04:32:56 PM »
Fuck it, I made a sponsor me tape when I was a kid, took it to the shop and played myself for some free tshirts, the odd board, and cost on all the axion footwear and droors size 36 I could afford.  I got to live a dream, no matter how petty and insignificant it may seem in retrospect. These are confusing times but people need to dream. Keep dreaming pal.

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2019, 04:49:01 PM »
Baker 4 fades to black, the audience erupts into applause - suddenly the screen flashes back on with a solitary #handsdown followed by a rocky style montage of self filmed skatepark clips and a monologue about chasing your dreams.

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2019, 04:55:25 PM »
Gofundme link in bio or what?

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2019, 05:50:03 PM »
Does he know that he's probly making more money at the job he has now than if was a sponsored skater?

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2019, 05:54:24 PM »
It would be cool if he was J. Scott Handsfree instead and every video was just him cumming without ever touching his penis.
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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2019, 06:50:30 PM »
grizzly grip? setting his goals as high as he wants his hand to go.
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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2019, 06:57:26 PM »
grizzly grip? setting his goals as high as he wants his hand to go.
Reasonable dream chaser.

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2019, 07:03:00 PM »
Gotta keep them hands down, baby!


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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2019, 07:21:41 PM »
J Scott strikes me as a close talker with bad breath and that’s why the industry isn’t fucking with him

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2019, 09:43:57 PM »
He should try to get on Muta with my boy TK



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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2019, 09:53:24 PM »
thank god he got his job on the oil field back
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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2019, 10:53:07 PM »
Stop begging and go raise your kid.

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2019, 11:51:11 PM »
Anyone got the photo of him pooping on the highway? Or the one where he’s pooping in the portapotty eating biscuits? It’s time this turned into a photoshop thread.

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2019, 11:54:27 PM »
Anyone got the photo of him pooping on the highway? Or the one where he’s pooping in the portapotty eating biscuits? It’s time this turned into a photoshop thread.

I was just going to mention the one of him taking a shit on the side of the highway while in traffic. Sometimes the dreams you're chasing is just the toilet at home.
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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2019, 12:21:26 AM »
maybe he could land a sponsorship with depends absorbent disposable adult undergarments

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2019, 04:27:15 AM »
"Hi thith is J Thcott Handth Down!
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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2019, 04:57:42 AM »
Who dis?
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forgive me if i somehow missed it, but could someone help me with just how flat the flat as fuck decks really are?
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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2019, 07:44:21 AM »


took some digging, anything for some classic slap photoshopping tho  ;D

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2019, 08:16:28 AM »

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Re: J. Scott Handsdown ON
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2019, 09:06:53 AM »
I never knew he was handicapped and missing a hand. Is that why his name is Handsdown?