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imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« on: June 11, 2019, 09:34:16 AM »



if dane barker & ben kadow had a baby


pause during his roll ups for some funny faces.


some fucked up crust shit in this.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2019, 09:36:10 AM by honey island »

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2019, 09:36:34 AM »
Coheed in Cambryan
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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2019, 09:56:11 AM »
cambryan is the most punk name

This dudes biggest dream is to ride for hockey for sure

pretty good skating but once again the fits are distracting.
It's only your local kook jock surfers who rag on bodyboarders, everyone else knows they charge.

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2019, 09:57:16 AM »
Killa Cam'

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2019, 10:10:07 AM »
cambryan is the most punk name

This dudes biggest dream is to ride for hockey for sure

pretty good skating but once again the fits are distracting.


had to settle for PACCBET instead

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2019, 10:28:43 AM »
it's like he just took a little chunk of a few people on fa/hockey, put them in a cauldron and declared THIS IS ME

no hate though that was a pretty solid part, pole drop in was fucked

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2019, 11:42:41 AM »
Cambryan would be a great name for an embryon, is he the real ben kadow ? is there 2 ben kadows actually, or more  ? great skating btw
« Last Edit: June 11, 2019, 11:49:37 AM by the snake »

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2019, 11:50:08 AM »
Dane Barker, but one inch taller.

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2019, 11:59:41 AM »
If he toned down the Hockey wanna-be stuff he could be pretty sick.

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2019, 12:05:28 PM »
No.

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2019, 12:50:00 PM »
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cambryan is the most punk name

This dudes biggest dream is to ride for hockey for sure

pretty good skating but once again the fits are distracting.
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had to settle for PACCBET instead

is it more or less punk to ride for the company ripping off the company you really want to ride for
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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2019, 12:59:24 PM »
Child of wannabe geogist

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2019, 01:07:07 PM »
Gnarly skating. Full Supreme/Hockey vibe.

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2019, 01:13:29 PM »
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cambryan is the most punk name

This dudes biggest dream is to ride for hockey for sure

pretty good skating but once again the fits are distracting.
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had to settle for PACCBET instead

it looks like he wrote that shit in sharpie

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2019, 01:38:15 PM »
Not sure what all the rage with the grind grabs are about only Andrew Allen

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2019, 02:39:34 PM »
Terrible song. Enjoyed the clip though.

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2019, 02:48:03 PM »
I really like this kid. He shreds and has good style.

Sure he's got a bit of a punk cool guy look, but he pulls it off without seeming too ostentatious.

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2019, 03:01:41 PM »
Mandatory Bauhaus shirt.

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2019, 03:03:50 PM »
Didnít make it through the clip but how bad does this guy want to be on FA?

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2019, 03:32:09 PM »
Remember when Zero used to have kids who so desperately wanted to be on the team they would excessively self-market themselves as Zero skateboarders?

It's cool Hockey has that now.

But let's face it, that edit DID NOT help his case at all. The Benny bite was a fanboy bridge too far.

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2019, 03:55:36 PM »
Remember when Zero used to have kids who so desperately wanted to be on the team they would excessively self-market themselves as Zero skateboarders?

It's cool Hockey has that now.

But let's face it, that edit DID NOT help his case at all. The Benny bite was a fanboy bridge too far.

so did this kid quit eliís company to buy hockey boards or did they give in after that last hockey part he put out and start giving them to him for free

all that shit aside i really like this kids skating

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2019, 04:21:46 PM »
Are his parents paleozoologists or something?

Not my cup of tea, but he did some gnarly shit fo sho.

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2019, 04:26:12 PM »
I always wanted to see someone who named their baby "Dave"
Not David

"Ay dont be cussing in front of baby Dave or we will fight"

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2019, 04:30:50 PM »
I always wanted to see someone who named their baby "Dave"
Not David

"Ay dont be cussing in front of baby Dave or we will fight"


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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2019, 05:12:50 PM »
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Remember when Zero used to have kids who so desperately wanted to be on the team they would excessively self-market themselves as Zero skateboarders?

It's cool Hockey has that now.

But let's face it, that edit DID NOT help his case at all. The Benny bite was a fanboy bridge too far.
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so did this kid quit eliís company to buy hockey boards or did they give in after that last hockey part he put out and start giving them to him for free

all that shit aside i really like this kids skating


always get the impression that if you sort of know someone at the fa warehouse and you go their to get a board, they prefer you to take a hockey board.


for a min there everybody who was sort of in the circle was riding the blue john fitz dog attack board.

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2019, 06:26:24 PM »
i laughed at that second dweeb, hair: check, tousle: check, cigs: check, drag: check

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2019, 06:28:13 PM »
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Remember when Zero used to have kids who so desperately wanted to be on the team they would excessively self-market themselves as Zero skateboarders?

It's cool Hockey has that now.

But let's face it, that edit DID NOT help his case at all. The Benny bite was a fanboy bridge too far.
[close]

so did this kid quit eliís company to buy hockey boards or did they give in after that last hockey part he put out and start giving them to him for free

all that shit aside i really like this kids skating
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always get the impression that if you sort of know someone at the fa warehouse and you go their to get a board, they prefer you to take a hockey board.


for a min there everybody who was sort of in the circle was riding the blue john fitz dog attack board.

yeah thatís true. this kid from chicago just got a job there doing some kind of team shit. not too sure what his title is. but the people he hooks up only gets hockey stuff now.

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Re: imagine looking at a baby and naming it cambryan
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2019, 06:42:40 PM »
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Remember when Zero used to have kids who so desperately wanted to be on the team they would excessively self-market themselves as Zero skateboarders?

It's cool Hockey has that now.

But let's face it, that edit DID NOT help his case at all. The Benny bite was a fanboy bridge too far.
[close]

so did this kid quit eliís company to buy hockey boards or did they give in after that last hockey part he put out and start giving them to him for free

all that shit aside i really like this kids skating
I know at least one dude in this clip (hint: he has a terrible name) buys Fucking Awesome and Hockey stuff en masse to give off the impression that he's on the team... so to answer your question, probably the latter.
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