nike sb - trust fall

[shannamal]

some real bad hot takes in this


i loved this, and i will gladly eat my words about both malto and carpenter

[honey island]

i wonder if he has gotten heavier. this part is really fucking good. i'm still blown away he did that impossible over the rail into the bank in beverly hills.

[euro tm]

i wonder if he has gotten heavier. this part is really fucking good. i'm still blown away he did that impossible over the rail into the bank in beverly hills.

ollieing into that shit was scary. impossible is really fucked up.

[shannamal]

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i wonder if he has gotten heavier. this part is really fucking good. i'm still blown away he did that impossible over the rail into the bank in beverly hills.

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ollieing into that shit was scary. impossible is really fucked up.

the fact that there are people in this thread comparing him to zac allen is bananas.

he is a great representation of sketchy skater that i want to watch

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Sometimes I feel like people don't have good taste on here but I give it the benefit of the doubt.. but I think it's been confirmed now. How can people not be stoked on Caleb? What was so 'gross' about the skating? A few questions i'm asking myself.

[close]

These might answer your question


The dude cant keep his feet on the board.

Those fucking knees.

Are we going to pretend that he didn't just back lip a 5 rail and 5-0 a 7?
Come on, is the bar really that low for this guy?

Highlight of his part was Cyrus & Max's footage.

Strong evidence listed here.

Better than the post from the person that doesn’t like his stuff due to ‘racial preference’.

The whole section with Caleb, Cyrus, Max, Andrew was my favorite.

I’m not to the point where I like all Zach Allen stuff, but I definitely see why he’s hooked up. Some people look cool. Some people look cool when skating ‘sloppy’, not sure why this is a controversial statement, sterile isn’t cool. Plenty of taller skaters get that knock kneed thing. I don’t like watching t-funk, at all, and he commits many similar sins. Eh.

The trick comparisons....fuck off with that shit. This isn’t street league. Sounds super corny. It also leads to a gross end result. Or just go watch skaters that skate like that.

[heckler]

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Sometimes I feel like people don't have good taste on here but I give it the benefit of the doubt.. but I think it's been confirmed now. How can people not be stoked on Caleb? What was so 'gross' about the skating? A few questions i'm asking myself.

[close]

These might answer your question


The dude cant keep his feet on the board.

Those fucking knees.

Are we going to pretend that he didn't just back lip a 5 rail and 5-0 a 7?
Come on, is the bar really that low for this guy?

Highlight of his part was Cyrus & Max's footage.

[close]

Strong evidence listed here.

Better than the post from the person that doesn’t like his stuff due to ‘racial preference’.

The whole section with Caleb, Cyrus, Max, Andrew was my favorite.

I’m not to the point where I like all Zach Allen stuff, but I definitely see why he’s hooked up. Some people look cool. Some people look cool when skating ‘sloppy’, not sure why this is a controversial statement, sterile isn’t cool. Plenty of taller skaters get that knock kneed thing. I don’t like watching t-funk, at all, and he commits many similar sins. Eh.

The trick comparisons....fuck off with that shit. This isn’t street league. Sounds super corny. It also leads to a gross end result. Or just go watch skaters that skate like that.

You can look cool without doing everything perfect, I cannot believe this is even a sentiment that we need to type. Tim O'Connor has one of the best styles of all time and he's done the knock-knee, cross armed thing too. Beyond that, how the fuck can someone fault someone who's 6'6" for their feet hanging off the board? Hjalte, BA, Kareem, all the big dudes are "guilty" of that, but no one bitches about them.

Also, there's literally nothing wrong with half of those screenshots. Somehow, that back lip is a travesty, but no one gave a shit when Max frontside noseslid it... okay, dude.

[pdknox]

that impossible reminds me of this

[thebacker]

Cyrus’s gap to lipslide was buck

[banksandledges]

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Sometimes I feel like people don't have good taste on here but I give it the benefit of the doubt.. but I think it's been confirmed now. How can people not be stoked on Caleb? What was so 'gross' about the skating? A few questions i'm asking myself.

[close]

These might answer your question


The dude cant keep his feet on the board.

Those fucking knees.

Are we going to pretend that he didn't just back lip a 5 rail and 5-0 a 7?
Come on, is the bar really that low for this guy?

Highlight of his part was Cyrus & Max's footage.

[close]

Strong evidence listed here.

Better than the post from the person that doesn’t like his stuff due to ‘racial preference’.

The whole section with Caleb, Cyrus, Max, Andrew was my favorite.

I’m not to the point where I like all Zach Allen stuff, but I definitely see why he’s hooked up. Some people look cool. Some people look cool when skating ‘sloppy’, not sure why this is a controversial statement, sterile isn’t cool. Plenty of taller skaters get that knock kneed thing. I don’t like watching t-funk, at all, and he commits many similar sins. Eh.

The trick comparisons....fuck off with that shit. This isn’t street league. Sounds super corny. It also leads to a gross end result. Or just go watch skaters that skate like that.

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You can look cool without doing everything perfect, I cannot believe this is even a sentiment that we need to type. Tim O'Connor has one of the best styles of all time and he's done the knock-knee, cross armed thing too. Beyond that, how the fuck can someone fault someone who's 6'6" for their feet hanging off the board? Hjalte, BA, Kareem, all the big dudes are "guilty" of that, but no one bitches about them.

Also, there's literally nothing wrong with half of those screenshots. Somehow, that back lip is a travesty, but no one gave a shit when Max frontside noseslid it... okay, dude.

Spot on

[rubbery vagina]

who fucking cares enough about the black dudes sketchy knees to make a collage about him lol

daans nosegrind firecracker kickflip was mesmerizing, blakes ender looked exactly like kevin braun's switch

music made it forgettable but the skating at least made it watchable

[Dark Knight]

Caleb’s shoes are bigger than the board, man.  He’s a big guy.  He’s probably rocking 13s when everyone is like a 8.5-9.

[Nicki]

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Sometimes I feel like people don't have good taste on here but I give it the benefit of the doubt.. but I think it's been confirmed now. How can people not be stoked on Caleb? What was so 'gross' about the skating? A few questions i'm asking myself.

[close]

These might answer your question


The dude cant keep his feet on the board.

Those fucking knees.

Are we going to pretend that he didn't just back lip a 5 rail and 5-0 a 7?
Come on, is the bar really that low for this guy?

Highlight of his part was Cyrus & Max's footage.

[close]

Strong evidence listed here.

Better than the post from the person that doesn’t like his stuff due to ‘racial preference’.

The whole section with Caleb, Cyrus, Max, Andrew was my favorite.

I’m not to the point where I like all Zach Allen stuff, but I definitely see why he’s hooked up. Some people look cool. Some people look cool when skating ‘sloppy’, not sure why this is a controversial statement, sterile isn’t cool. Plenty of taller skaters get that knock kneed thing. I don’t like watching t-funk, at all, and he commits many similar sins. Eh.

The trick comparisons....fuck off with that shit. This isn’t street league. Sounds super corny. It also leads to a gross end result. Or just go watch skaters that skate like that.

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You can look cool without doing everything perfect, I cannot believe this is even a sentiment that we need to type. Tim O'Connor has one of the best styles of all time and he's done the knock-knee, cross armed thing too. Beyond that, how the fuck can someone fault someone who's 6'6" for their feet hanging off the board? Hjalte, BA, Kareem, all the big dudes are "guilty" of that, but no one bitches about them.

Also, there's literally nothing wrong with half of those screenshots. Somehow, that back lip is a travesty, but no one gave a shit when Max frontside noseslid it... okay, dude.

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Spot on

No - these are some of the stupidest comparisons ever. Yeah, “he’s just like Tim O’Conner” - get the fuck out of here.

[Swithflip]

Malto nollie flip is the trick of the video.

[heckler]

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Sometimes I feel like people don't have good taste on here but I give it the benefit of the doubt.. but I think it's been confirmed now. How can people not be stoked on Caleb? What was so 'gross' about the skating? A few questions i'm asking myself.

[close]

These might answer your question


The dude cant keep his feet on the board.

Those fucking knees.

Are we going to pretend that he didn't just back lip a 5 rail and 5-0 a 7?
Come on, is the bar really that low for this guy?

Highlight of his part was Cyrus & Max's footage.

[close]

Strong evidence listed here.

Better than the post from the person that doesn’t like his stuff due to ‘racial preference’.

The whole section with Caleb, Cyrus, Max, Andrew was my favorite.

I’m not to the point where I like all Zach Allen stuff, but I definitely see why he’s hooked up. Some people look cool. Some people look cool when skating ‘sloppy’, not sure why this is a controversial statement, sterile isn’t cool. Plenty of taller skaters get that knock kneed thing. I don’t like watching t-funk, at all, and he commits many similar sins. Eh.

The trick comparisons....fuck off with that shit. This isn’t street league. Sounds super corny. It also leads to a gross end result. Or just go watch skaters that skate like that.

[close]

You can look cool without doing everything perfect, I cannot believe this is even a sentiment that we need to type. Tim O'Connor has one of the best styles of all time and he's done the knock-knee, cross armed thing too. Beyond that, how the fuck can someone fault someone who's 6'6" for their feet hanging off the board? Hjalte, BA, Kareem, all the big dudes are "guilty" of that, but no one bitches about them.

Also, there's literally nothing wrong with half of those screenshots. Somehow, that back lip is a travesty, but no one gave a shit when Max frontside noseslid it... okay, dude.

[close]

Spot on

[close]

No - these are some of the stupidest comparisons ever. Yeah, “he’s just like Tim O’Conner” - get the fuck out of here.

Reading comprehension, and quotations, man. Let me know if you're interested in a crash course in the two.

[Nicki]

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Sometimes I feel like people don't have good taste on here but I give it the benefit of the doubt.. but I think it's been confirmed now. How can people not be stoked on Caleb? What was so 'gross' about the skating? A few questions i'm asking myself.

[close]

These might answer your question


The dude cant keep his feet on the board.

Those fucking knees.

Are we going to pretend that he didn't just back lip a 5 rail and 5-0 a 7?
Come on, is the bar really that low for this guy?

Highlight of his part was Cyrus & Max's footage.

[close]

Strong evidence listed here.

Better than the post from the person that doesn’t like his stuff due to ‘racial preference’.

The whole section with Caleb, Cyrus, Max, Andrew was my favorite.

I’m not to the point where I like all Zach Allen stuff, but I definitely see why he’s hooked up. Some people look cool. Some people look cool when skating ‘sloppy’, not sure why this is a controversial statement, sterile isn’t cool. Plenty of taller skaters get that knock kneed thing. I don’t like watching t-funk, at all, and he commits many similar sins. Eh.

The trick comparisons....fuck off with that shit. This isn’t street league. Sounds super corny. It also leads to a gross end result. Or just go watch skaters that skate like that.

[close]

You can look cool without doing everything perfect, I cannot believe this is even a sentiment that we need to type. Tim O'Connor has one of the best styles of all time and he's done the knock-knee, cross armed thing too. Beyond that, how the fuck can someone fault someone who's 6'6" for their feet hanging off the board? Hjalte, BA, Kareem, all the big dudes are "guilty" of that, but no one bitches about them.

Also, there's literally nothing wrong with half of those screenshots. Somehow, that back lip is a travesty, but no one gave a shit when Max frontside noseslid it... okay, dude.

[close]

Spot on

[close]

No - these are some of the stupidest comparisons ever. Yeah, “he’s just like Tim O’Conner” - get the fuck out of here.

[close]

Reading comprehension, and quotations, man. Let me know if you're interested in a crash course in the two.

And I'm happy to attempt to teach you syntax and correct comma use. You may also want to look up the word "comparison"; as that also seems to have escaped your comprehension.

[schralp pal]

let me interject with a Cyrus is the best comment

[Ok]

let me interject with a Cyrus is the best comment

Cyrus is the best. I live in a small Colorado town long ago. He came thru and ruled, at a very young age. Super good.

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Sometimes I feel like people don't have good taste on here but I give it the benefit of the doubt.. but I think it's been confirmed now. How can people not be stoked on Caleb? What was so 'gross' about the skating? A few questions i'm asking myself.

[close]

These might answer your question


The dude cant keep his feet on the board.

Those fucking knees.

Are we going to pretend that he didn't just back lip a 5 rail and 5-0 a 7?
Come on, is the bar really that low for this guy?

Highlight of his part was Cyrus & Max's footage.

[close]

Strong evidence listed here.

Better than the post from the person that doesn’t like his stuff due to ‘racial preference’.

The whole section with Caleb, Cyrus, Max, Andrew was my favorite.

I’m not to the point where I like all Zach Allen stuff, but I definitely see why he’s hooked up. Some people look cool. Some people look cool when skating ‘sloppy’, not sure why this is a controversial statement, sterile isn’t cool. Plenty of taller skaters get that knock kneed thing. I don’t like watching t-funk, at all, and he commits many similar sins. Eh.

The trick comparisons....fuck off with that shit. This isn’t street league. Sounds super corny. It also leads to a gross end result. Or just go watch skaters that skate like that.

[close]

You can look cool without doing everything perfect, I cannot believe this is even a sentiment that we need to type. Tim O'Connor has one of the best styles of all time and he's done the knock-knee, cross armed thing too. Beyond that, how the fuck can someone fault someone who's 6'6" for their feet hanging off the board? Hjalte, BA, Kareem, all the big dudes are "guilty" of that, but no one bitches about them.

Also, there's literally nothing wrong with half of those screenshots. Somehow, that back lip is a travesty, but no one gave a shit when Max frontside noseslid it... okay, dude.

[close]

Spot on

[close]

No - these are some of the stupidest comparisons ever. Yeah, “he’s just like Tim O’Conner” - get the fuck out of here.

[close]

Reading comprehension, and quotations, man. Let me know if you're interested in a crash course in the two.

[close]

And I'm happy to attempt to teach you syntax and correct comma use. You may also want to look up the word "comparison"; as that also seems to have escaped your comprehension.

Wiiiiiiild. Grammar isn’t a field of expertise for me, I’m not very educated, sadly. But. ‘He’s just like Tim O’Connor’, who said that? What I read was that some unconventional styles, that contain elements that could be seen as gross in other situations, can look dope. Not difficult. Just throwing out some grammatical terms and clinging to an incorrect comma usage, instead of just admitting you made an extreme leap, c’mon now.   
Again, I’m hyped that Caleb is eliciting such a varied response. To those that are not a fan: who you like? And fuck it, to the weak as fuck human who started off with some great posts, but decided to go full phrenology....who you like?

[heckler]

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Sometimes I feel like people don't have good taste on here but I give it the benefit of the doubt.. but I think it's been confirmed now. How can people not be stoked on Caleb? What was so 'gross' about the skating? A few questions i'm asking myself.

[close]

These might answer your question


The dude cant keep his feet on the board.

Those fucking knees.

Are we going to pretend that he didn't just back lip a 5 rail and 5-0 a 7?
Come on, is the bar really that low for this guy?

Highlight of his part was Cyrus & Max's footage.

[close]

Strong evidence listed here.

Better than the post from the person that doesn’t like his stuff due to ‘racial preference’.

The whole section with Caleb, Cyrus, Max, Andrew was my favorite.

I’m not to the point where I like all Zach Allen stuff, but I definitely see why he’s hooked up. Some people look cool. Some people look cool when skating ‘sloppy’, not sure why this is a controversial statement, sterile isn’t cool. Plenty of taller skaters get that knock kneed thing. I don’t like watching t-funk, at all, and he commits many similar sins. Eh.

The trick comparisons....fuck off with that shit. This isn’t street league. Sounds super corny. It also leads to a gross end result. Or just go watch skaters that skate like that.

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You can look cool without doing everything perfect, I cannot believe this is even a sentiment that we need to type. Tim O'Connor has one of the best styles of all time and he's done the knock-knee, cross armed thing too. Beyond that, how the fuck can someone fault someone who's 6'6" for their feet hanging off the board? Hjalte, BA, Kareem, all the big dudes are "guilty" of that, but no one bitches about them.

Also, there's literally nothing wrong with half of those screenshots. Somehow, that back lip is a travesty, but no one gave a shit when Max frontside noseslid it... okay, dude.

[close]

Spot on

[close]

No - these are some of the stupidest comparisons ever. Yeah, “he’s just like Tim O’Conner” - get the fuck out of here.

[close]

Reading comprehension, and quotations, man. Let me know if you're interested in a crash course in the two.

[close]

And I'm happy to attempt to teach you syntax and correct comma use. You may also want to look up the word "comparison"; as that also seems to have escaped your comprehension.

Since you seem to think of yourself as an online scholar, pointing out typos and whatnot, the word you want is “usage” and your semicolon disrupts a dependent clause and an independent clause, rendering it useless (this is what “syntax” actually refers to). It should also go inside that set of also improperly used quotation marks. Now fall the fuck back, child.

Caleb is still hooked up and looks cooler on a skateboard than all of you nitpicking children. It seems he’ll likely have a pretty successful career and I’m looking forward to everyone’s meltdowns whenever his names pops up.

[SneakySecrets]

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Sometimes I feel like people don't have good taste on here but I give it the benefit of the doubt.. but I think it's been confirmed now. How can people not be stoked on Caleb? What was so 'gross' about the skating? A few questions i'm asking myself.

[close]

These might answer your question


The dude cant keep his feet on the board.

Those fucking knees.

Are we going to pretend that he didn't just back lip a 5 rail and 5-0 a 7?
Come on, is the bar really that low for this guy?

Highlight of his part was Cyrus & Max's footage.

[close]

Strong evidence listed here.

Better than the post from the person that doesn’t like his stuff due to ‘racial preference’.

The whole section with Caleb, Cyrus, Max, Andrew was my favorite.

I’m not to the point where I like all Zach Allen stuff, but I definitely see why he’s hooked up. Some people look cool. Some people look cool when skating ‘sloppy’, not sure why this is a controversial statement, sterile isn’t cool. Plenty of taller skaters get that knock kneed thing. I don’t like watching t-funk, at all, and he commits many similar sins. Eh.

The trick comparisons....fuck off with that shit. This isn’t street league. Sounds super corny. It also leads to a gross end result. Or just go watch skaters that skate like that.

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You can look cool without doing everything perfect, I cannot believe this is even a sentiment that we need to type. Tim O'Connor has one of the best styles of all time and he's done the knock-knee, cross armed thing too. Beyond that, how the fuck can someone fault someone who's 6'6" for their feet hanging off the board? Hjalte, BA, Kareem, all the big dudes are "guilty" of that, but no one bitches about them.

Also, there's literally nothing wrong with half of those screenshots. Somehow, that back lip is a travesty, but no one gave a shit when Max frontside noseslid it... okay, dude.

[close]

Spot on

[close]

No - these are some of the stupidest comparisons ever. Yeah, “he’s just like Tim O’Conner” - get the fuck out of here.

[close]

Reading comprehension, and quotations, man. Let me know if you're interested in a crash course in the two.

[close]

And I'm happy to attempt to teach you syntax and correct comma use. You may also want to look up the word "comparison"; as that also seems to have escaped your comprehension.

I are starting to detect a hint of sarcasm on you’re guyses, posts.

[Nicki]

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Sometimes I feel like people don't have good taste on here but I give it the benefit of the doubt.. but I think it's been confirmed now. How can people not be stoked on Caleb? What was so 'gross' about the skating? A few questions i'm asking myself.

[close]

These might answer your question


The dude cant keep his feet on the board.

Those fucking knees.

Are we going to pretend that he didn't just back lip a 5 rail and 5-0 a 7?
Come on, is the bar really that low for this guy?

Highlight of his part was Cyrus & Max's footage.

[close]

Strong evidence listed here.

Better than the post from the person that doesn’t like his stuff due to ‘racial preference’.

The whole section with Caleb, Cyrus, Max, Andrew was my favorite.

I’m not to the point where I like all Zach Allen stuff, but I definitely see why he’s hooked up. Some people look cool. Some people look cool when skating ‘sloppy’, not sure why this is a controversial statement, sterile isn’t cool. Plenty of taller skaters get that knock kneed thing. I don’t like watching t-funk, at all, and he commits many similar sins. Eh.

The trick comparisons....fuck off with that shit. This isn’t street league. Sounds super corny. It also leads to a gross end result. Or just go watch skaters that skate like that.

[close]

You can look cool without doing everything perfect, I cannot believe this is even a sentiment that we need to type. Tim O'Connor has one of the best styles of all time and he's done the knock-knee, cross armed thing too. Beyond that, how the fuck can someone fault someone who's 6'6" for their feet hanging off the board? Hjalte, BA, Kareem, all the big dudes are "guilty" of that, but no one bitches about them.

Also, there's literally nothing wrong with half of those screenshots. Somehow, that back lip is a travesty, but no one gave a shit when Max frontside noseslid it... okay, dude.

[close]

Spot on

[close]

No - these are some of the stupidest comparisons ever. Yeah, “he’s just like Tim O’Conner” - get the fuck out of here.

[close]

Reading comprehension, and quotations, man. Let me know if you're interested in a crash course in the two.

[close]

And I'm happy to attempt to teach you syntax and correct comma use. You may also want to look up the word "comparison"; as that also seems to have escaped your comprehension.

[close]

I are starting to detect a hint of sarcasm on you’re guyses, posts.

Haha - glad someone noticed! And yes, Cyrus rules!!

[Nicki]

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Sometimes I feel like people don't have good taste on here but I give it the benefit of the doubt.. but I think it's been confirmed now. How can people not be stoked on Caleb? What was so 'gross' about the skating? A few questions i'm asking myself.

[close]

These might answer your question


The dude cant keep his feet on the board.

Those fucking knees.

Are we going to pretend that he didn't just back lip a 5 rail and 5-0 a 7?
Come on, is the bar really that low for this guy?

Highlight of his part was Cyrus & Max's footage.

[close]

Strong evidence listed here.

Better than the post from the person that doesn’t like his stuff due to ‘racial preference’.

The whole section with Caleb, Cyrus, Max, Andrew was my favorite.

I’m not to the point where I like all Zach Allen stuff, but I definitely see why he’s hooked up. Some people look cool. Some people look cool when skating ‘sloppy’, not sure why this is a controversial statement, sterile isn’t cool. Plenty of taller skaters get that knock kneed thing. I don’t like watching t-funk, at all, and he commits many similar sins. Eh.

The trick comparisons....fuck off with that shit. This isn’t street league. Sounds super corny. It also leads to a gross end result. Or just go watch skaters that skate like that.

[close]

You can look cool without doing everything perfect, I cannot believe this is even a sentiment that we need to type. Tim O'Connor has one of the best styles of all time and he's done the knock-knee, cross armed thing too. Beyond that, how the fuck can someone fault someone who's 6'6" for their feet hanging off the board? Hjalte, BA, Kareem, all the big dudes are "guilty" of that, but no one bitches about them.

Also, there's literally nothing wrong with half of those screenshots. Somehow, that back lip is a travesty, but no one gave a shit when Max frontside noseslid it... okay, dude.

[close]

Spot on

[close]

No - these are some of the stupidest comparisons ever. Yeah, “he’s just like Tim O’Conner” - get the fuck out of here.

[close]

Reading comprehension, and quotations, man. Let me know if you're interested in a crash course in the two.

[close]

And I'm happy to attempt to teach you syntax and correct comma use. You may also want to look up the word "comparison"; as that also seems to have escaped your comprehension.

[close]

Wiiiiiiild. Grammar isn’t a field of expertise for me, I’m not very educated, sadly. But. ‘He’s just like Tim O’Connor’, who said that? What I read was that some unconventional styles, that contain elements that could be seen as gross in other situations, can look dope. Not difficult. Just throwing out some grammatical terms and clinging to an incorrect comma usage, instead of just admitting you made an extreme leap, c’mon now.   
Again, I’m hyped that Caleb is eliciting such a varied response. To those that are not a fan: who you like? And fuck it, to the weak as fuck human who started off with some great posts, but decided to go full phrenology....who you like?

Hahaha - amazing!! Phrenology - fuck you on some Harvard shit there champ!!

[Nicki]

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Sometimes I feel like people don't have good taste on here but I give it the benefit of the doubt.. but I think it's been confirmed now. How can people not be stoked on Caleb? What was so 'gross' about the skating? A few questions i'm asking myself.

[close]

These might answer your question


The dude cant keep his feet on the board.

Those fucking knees.

Are we going to pretend that he didn't just back lip a 5 rail and 5-0 a 7?
Come on, is the bar really that low for this guy?

Highlight of his part was Cyrus & Max's footage.

[close]

Strong evidence listed here.

Better than the post from the person that doesn’t like his stuff due to ‘racial preference’.

The whole section with Caleb, Cyrus, Max, Andrew was my favorite.

I’m not to the point where I like all Zach Allen stuff, but I definitely see why he’s hooked up. Some people look cool. Some people look cool when skating ‘sloppy’, not sure why this is a controversial statement, sterile isn’t cool. Plenty of taller skaters get that knock kneed thing. I don’t like watching t-funk, at all, and he commits many similar sins. Eh.

The trick comparisons....fuck off with that shit. This isn’t street league. Sounds super corny. It also leads to a gross end result. Or just go watch skaters that skate like that.

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You can look cool without doing everything perfect, I cannot believe this is even a sentiment that we need to type. Tim O'Connor has one of the best styles of all time and he's done the knock-knee, cross armed thing too. Beyond that, how the fuck can someone fault someone who's 6'6" for their feet hanging off the board? Hjalte, BA, Kareem, all the big dudes are "guilty" of that, but no one bitches about them.

Also, there's literally nothing wrong with half of those screenshots. Somehow, that back lip is a travesty, but no one gave a shit when Max frontside noseslid it... okay, dude.

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Spot on

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No - these are some of the stupidest comparisons ever. Yeah, “he’s just like Tim O’Conner” - get the fuck out of here.

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Reading comprehension, and quotations, man. Let me know if you're interested in a crash course in the two.

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And I'm happy to attempt to teach you syntax and correct comma use. You may also want to look up the word "comparison"; as that also seems to have escaped your comprehension.

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Since you seem to think of yourself as an online scholar, pointing out typos and whatnot, the word you want is “usage” and your semicolon disrupts a dependent clause and an independent clause, rendering it useless (this is what “syntax” actually refers to). It should also go inside that set of also improperly used quotation marks. Now fall the fuck back, child.

Caleb is still hooked up and looks cooler on a skateboard than all of you nitpicking children. It seems he’ll likely have a pretty successful career and I’m looking forward to everyone’s meltdowns whenever his names pops up.

You are too easy to duck with! Even if you didn't get it, thanks anyway. And don't hold your breath, despite your deluded devotion, this guy will not be remembered. Cos he sucks.

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Sometimes I feel like people don't have good taste on here but I give it the benefit of the doubt.. but I think it's been confirmed now. How can people not be stoked on Caleb? What was so 'gross' about the skating? A few questions i'm asking myself.

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These might answer your question


The dude cant keep his feet on the board.

Those fucking knees.

Are we going to pretend that he didn't just back lip a 5 rail and 5-0 a 7?
Come on, is the bar really that low for this guy?

Highlight of his part was Cyrus & Max's footage.

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Strong evidence listed here.

Better than the post from the person that doesn’t like his stuff due to ‘racial preference’.

The whole section with Caleb, Cyrus, Max, Andrew was my favorite.

I’m not to the point where I like all Zach Allen stuff, but I definitely see why he’s hooked up. Some people look cool. Some people look cool when skating ‘sloppy’, not sure why this is a controversial statement, sterile isn’t cool. Plenty of taller skaters get that knock kneed thing. I don’t like watching t-funk, at all, and he commits many similar sins. Eh.

The trick comparisons....fuck off with that shit. This isn’t street league. Sounds super corny. It also leads to a gross end result. Or just go watch skaters that skate like that.

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You can look cool without doing everything perfect, I cannot believe this is even a sentiment that we need to type. Tim O'Connor has one of the best styles of all time and he's done the knock-knee, cross armed thing too. Beyond that, how the fuck can someone fault someone who's 6'6" for their feet hanging off the board? Hjalte, BA, Kareem, all the big dudes are "guilty" of that, but no one bitches about them.

Also, there's literally nothing wrong with half of those screenshots. Somehow, that back lip is a travesty, but no one gave a shit when Max frontside noseslid it... okay, dude.

[close]

Spot on

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No - these are some of the stupidest comparisons ever. Yeah, “he’s just like Tim O’Conner” - get the fuck out of here.

[close]

Reading comprehension, and quotations, man. Let me know if you're interested in a crash course in the two.

[close]

And I'm happy to attempt to teach you syntax and correct comma use. You may also want to look up the word "comparison"; as that also seems to have escaped your comprehension.

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Wiiiiiiild. Grammar isn’t a field of expertise for me, I’m not very educated, sadly. But. ‘He’s just like Tim O’Connor’, who said that? What I read was that some unconventional styles, that contain elements that could be seen as gross in other situations, can look dope. Not difficult. Just throwing out some grammatical terms and clinging to an incorrect comma usage, instead of just admitting you made an extreme leap, c’mon now.   
Again, I’m hyped that Caleb is eliciting such a varied response. To those that are not a fan: who you like? And fuck it, to the weak as fuck human who started off with some great posts, but decided to go full phrenology....who you like?

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Hahaha - amazing!! Phrenology - fuck you on some Harvard shit there champ!!

Nikki Nikki Nikki Nikki Nikki-

Unless you are the poster that took the times to post on the internet that you did not appreciate the ‘monkey aesthetics’ re: Caleb, then it’s not about chu.

Post some styles you do like. (Nikki that one was too you)

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Sometimes I feel like people don't have good taste on here but I give it the benefit of the doubt.. but I think it's been confirmed now. How can people not be stoked on Caleb? What was so 'gross' about the skating? A few questions i'm asking myself.

[close]

These might answer your question


The dude cant keep his feet on the board.

Those fucking knees.

Are we going to pretend that he didn't just back lip a 5 rail and 5-0 a 7?
Come on, is the bar really that low for this guy?

Highlight of his part was Cyrus & Max's footage.

[close]

Strong evidence listed here.

Better than the post from the person that doesn’t like his stuff due to ‘racial preference’.

The whole section with Caleb, Cyrus, Max, Andrew was my favorite.

I’m not to the point where I like all Zach Allen stuff, but I definitely see why he’s hooked up. Some people look cool. Some people look cool when skating ‘sloppy’, not sure why this is a controversial statement, sterile isn’t cool. Plenty of taller skaters get that knock kneed thing. I don’t like watching t-funk, at all, and he commits many similar sins. Eh.

The trick comparisons....fuck off with that shit. This isn’t street league. Sounds super corny. It also leads to a gross end result. Or just go watch skaters that skate like that.

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You can look cool without doing everything perfect, I cannot believe this is even a sentiment that we need to type. Tim O'Connor has one of the best styles of all time and he's done the knock-knee, cross armed thing too. Beyond that, how the fuck can someone fault someone who's 6'6" for their feet hanging off the board? Hjalte, BA, Kareem, all the big dudes are "guilty" of that, but no one bitches about them.

Also, there's literally nothing wrong with half of those screenshots. Somehow, that back lip is a travesty, but no one gave a shit when Max frontside noseslid it... okay, dude.

[close]

Spot on

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No - these are some of the stupidest comparisons ever. Yeah, “he’s just like Tim O’Conner” - get the fuck out of here.

[close]

Reading comprehension, and quotations, man. Let me know if you're interested in a crash course in the two.

[close]

And I'm happy to attempt to teach you syntax and correct comma use. You may also want to look up the word "comparison"; as that also seems to have escaped your comprehension.

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Wiiiiiiild. Grammar isn’t a field of expertise for me, I’m not very educated, sadly. But. ‘He’s just like Tim O’Connor’, who said that? What I read was that some unconventional styles, that contain elements that could be seen as gross in other situations, can look dope. Not difficult. Just throwing out some grammatical terms and clinging to an incorrect comma usage, instead of just admitting you made an extreme leap, c’mon now.   
Again, I’m hyped that Caleb is eliciting such a varied response. To those that are not a fan: who you like? And fuck it, to the weak as fuck human who started off with some great posts, but decided to go full phrenology....who you like?

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Hahaha - amazing!! Phrenology - fuck you on some Harvard shit there champ!!

I guess it's hard for the short club to realize that anyone over 6' will have long ass legs, and that they aren't going to bend their knees on everything. Caleb is tall, I've seen him in person and I'm 6'1". His feet are huge,like BA's and many other large skaters. Can't belive the Weckingball details to try and kook him.

[Dwyck]

When Malto came on screen i closed my eyes

[childhood]

Yeah sometimes my big ass dick will come off my board when I'm skating too.
These things happen, stop tall shaming.

Malto's tricks were actually more interesting than expected.

[Francis Xavier]

Yeah sometimes my big ass dick will come off my board when I'm skating too.
These things happen, stop tall shaming.

Malto's tricks were actually more interesting than expected.

No Big Dick shaming either. Buying pants can be difficult

[fongool]

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Sometimes I feel like people don't have good taste on here but I give it the benefit of the doubt.. but I think it's been confirmed now. How can people not be stoked on Caleb? What was so 'gross' about the skating? A few questions i'm asking myself.

[close]

These might answer your question


The dude cant keep his feet on the board.

Those fucking knees.

Are we going to pretend that he didn't just back lip a 5 rail and 5-0 a 7?
Come on, is the bar really that low for this guy?

Highlight of his part was Cyrus & Max's footage.

[close]

Strong evidence listed here.

Better than the post from the person that doesn’t like his stuff due to ‘racial preference’.

The whole section with Caleb, Cyrus, Max, Andrew was my favorite.

I’m not to the point where I like all Zach Allen stuff, but I definitely see why he’s hooked up. Some people look cool. Some people look cool when skating ‘sloppy’, not sure why this is a controversial statement, sterile isn’t cool. Plenty of taller skaters get that knock kneed thing. I don’t like watching t-funk, at all, and he commits many similar sins. Eh.

The trick comparisons....fuck off with that shit. This isn’t street league. Sounds super corny. It also leads to a gross end result. Or just go watch skaters that skate like that.

[close]

You can look cool without doing everything perfect, I cannot believe this is even a sentiment that we need to type. Tim O'Connor has one of the best styles of all time and he's done the knock-knee, cross armed thing too. Beyond that, how the fuck can someone fault someone who's 6'6" for their feet hanging off the board? Hjalte, BA, Kareem, all the big dudes are "guilty" of that, but no one bitches about them.

Also, there's literally nothing wrong with half of those screenshots. Somehow, that back lip is a travesty, but no one gave a shit when Max frontside noseslid it... okay, dude.

[close]

Spot on

[close]

No - these are some of the stupidest comparisons ever. Yeah, “he’s just like Tim O’Conner” - get the fuck out of here.

[close]

Reading comprehension, and quotations, man. Let me know if you're interested in a crash course in the two.

[close]

And I'm happy to attempt to teach you syntax and correct comma use. You may also want to look up the word "comparison"; as that also seems to have escaped your comprehension.

[close]

Wiiiiiiild. Grammar isn’t a field of expertise for me, I’m not very educated, sadly. But. ‘He’s just like Tim O’Connor’, who said that? What I read was that some unconventional styles, that contain elements that could be seen as gross in other situations, can look dope. Not difficult. Just throwing out some grammatical terms and clinging to an incorrect comma usage, instead of just admitting you made an extreme leap, c’mon now.   
Again, I’m hyped that Caleb is eliciting such a varied response. To those that are not a fan: who you like? And fuck it, to the weak as fuck human who started off with some great posts, but decided to go full phrenology....who you like?

[close]

Hahaha - amazing!! Phrenology - fuck you on some Harvard shit there champ!!

[close]

Nikki Nikki Nikki Nikki Nikki-

Unless you are the poster that took the times to post on the internet that you did not appreciate the ‘monkey aesthetics’ re: Caleb, then it’s not about chu.

Post some styles you do like. (Nikki that one was too you)

And now you’re chanting my name! I’m flattered!!❤️
Here’s one for you - Ricky Higgins. Smooth as butter. Is this the greatest backside noseslide (to fakie) of all time? Effortless.