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best worst / worst best lyrics
« on: June 10, 2019, 10:25:33 AM »
What are some of your kookiest favorite lyrics? Corny yet golden at once.
First example that came to mind is from KISS 'Detroit rock city'



@ 1:12
"First I drink,
Then I smoke!"
Super dorky, somewhat cringey, yet gets me hyped every time

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Re: best worst / worst best lyrics
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2019, 04:04:18 PM »


lol have always liked this song ever since hearing the denver shop use it in their edit for that DVS "shoplifting" contest 10 years ago

Edit: pretty surprised I just found it. I want to find their old way of the warriors videos now

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Re: best worst / worst best lyrics
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2019, 05:41:34 PM »
   "I'm a cold italian pizza, I could use a lemon squeeza"  seems dumb to me kinda but its on the good stones record.  "Exile" is okay.
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2019, 08:32:49 PM »
   "I'm a cold italian pizza, I could use a lemon squeeza"  seems dumb to me kinda but its on the good stones record.  "Exile" is okay.
“exile” is better then okay .

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Re: best worst / worst best lyrics
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2019, 08:53:36 AM »
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   "I'm a cold italian pizza, I could use a lemon squeeza"  seems dumb to me kinda but its on the good stones record.  "Exile" is okay.
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“exile” is better then okay .
   Parts certainly are.  But the album drags at points.  For me Ya yas and Exile equal one good Stones record and Let it Bleed is the other good one.   2 good records.   
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2019, 09:02:39 AM »
i dig a few songs on Exile but 'flower' has some awful but kinda funny lyrics such as.

"You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh young jimmy
Jamming, slamming, ramming in me"

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« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2019, 04:00:18 PM »
i dig a few songs on Exile but 'flower' has some awful but kinda funny lyrics such as.

"You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh young jimmy
Jamming, slamming, ramming in me"
  Leave it to Mick Jagger boy.  Hes kind of amazing.
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: best worst / worst best lyrics
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2019, 06:34:39 PM »
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i dig a few songs on Exile but 'flower' has some awful but kinda funny lyrics such as.

"You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh young jimmy
Jamming, slamming, ramming in me"
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  Leave it to Mick Jagger boy.  Hes kind of amazing.
Jagger? no that's Liz Phair

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Re: best worst / worst best lyrics
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2019, 08:15:38 PM »
HOUSE STUPID DUMB BIG MY ROOMS GOT ROOMS

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« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2019, 07:23:46 AM »
The entirety of Meat is Murder (the song not the album) has the most hilariously great lyrics.

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Re: best worst / worst best lyrics
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2019, 07:33:32 AM »
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i dig a few songs on Exile but 'flower' has some awful but kinda funny lyrics such as.

"You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh young jimmy
Jamming, slamming, ramming in me"
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  Leave it to Mick Jagger boy.  Hes kind of amazing.
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Jagger? no that's Liz Phair
   Right okay.  I thought you meant Main street not Guysville.  I only listened to the Liz Phair record that came after that. That could believably be a Jagger/Richards lyric tho.  Those dudes would get pretty spicy.
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"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: best worst / worst best lyrics
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2019, 07:59:16 AM »
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i dig a few songs on Exile but 'flower' has some awful but kinda funny lyrics such as.

"You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh young jimmy
Jamming, slamming, ramming in me"
[close]
  Leave it to Mick Jagger boy.  Hes kind of amazing.
[close]
Jagger? no that's Liz Phair
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   Right okay.  I thought you meant Main street not Guysville.  I only listened to the Liz Phair record that came after that. That could believably be a Jagger/Richards lyric tho.  Those dudes would get pretty spicy.
ha, you prolly right. exile in guyville was an answer back, a sort of rock 'diss record' to exile on main st.

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Re: best worst / worst best lyrics
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2019, 10:37:39 AM »
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i dig a few songs on Exile but 'flower' has some awful but kinda funny lyrics such as.

"You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh young jimmy
Jamming, slamming, ramming in me"
[close]
  Leave it to Mick Jagger boy.  Hes kind of amazing.
[close]
Jagger? no that's Liz Phair
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   Right okay.  I thought you meant Main street not Guysville.  I only listened to the Liz Phair record that came after that. That could believably be a Jagger/Richards lyric tho.  Those dudes would get pretty spicy.
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ha, you prolly right. exile in guyville was an answer back, a sort of rock 'diss record' to exile on main st.
  Seems like she had the mojo.  I thought she was cool
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: best worst / worst best lyrics
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2019, 11:36:56 AM »


Most of you are dog shit to me. See if I talk to you at the park. It’s not likely

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« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2019, 02:32:24 PM »


Most of you are dog shit to me. See if I talk to you at the park. It’s not likely
  Dogshit/peanut/jelly sanwiches for you to wash down the piss soaked cornflakes you ate for breakie.  What ur nod off at the sk8park today? (Jus kiddin)
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2019, 05:36:56 PM »
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Most of you are dog shit to me. See if I talk to you at the park. It’s not likely
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  Dogshit/peanut/jelly sanwiches for you to wash down the piss soaked cornflakes you ate for breakie.  What ur nod off at the sk8park today? (Jus kiddin)
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I talk to people at the park so no worries.

Some of them no longer talk to me now they know I’m not straight.

It’s good I got to the park to skate not talk or to look for a hole.
  I would talk to you man.  If i caught you on a day you looked approachable, just like i would with other park goers,  Im sensitive to peoples moods. 
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2019, 06:08:29 PM »

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Re: best worst / worst best lyrics
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2019, 03:22:15 PM »
I spent half of the morning, trying to wake up /
Half the evening; trying to calm down

It's valentine s Day /
And i'm catatonic

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« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2019, 10:42:00 AM »


Rock on London, Rock on Chicago.
Polaroid, see what develops.

Definitely in the best category.
i don’t think any of you are real, i think slap was invented by my mom to make me think people want to talk to me


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« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2019, 10:44:38 AM »


'''Don't confuse yourself with someone who has something to say''

I could quote many other MES lyrics for this thread, but this one is quite simple and effective I guess.
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Re: best worst / worst best lyrics
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2019, 05:09:31 AM »

Nerdwriter = media 'boil the ocean' 

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« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2019, 06:28:39 AM »
 
there’s a ton of replacements songs i could choose from . i think a few of us could relate to this one .
Well, I broke the seal on my door
And I poured myself to bed
The whirlpool spinning around in my head
Around in my head
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