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How fucked is zero?
« on: July 10, 2019, 05:36:25 PM »
After the recent shit that’s came out regarding the chiefs legal issues and certain Dane Burman misconduct surely this brand can’t last much longer? I know Damn it all should be dropping soon but will that be enough to keep zero afloat? To be honest Ive always been a big fan of Zero and JT is one of my all time favourite skaters but  the brand fell into irrelevancy years ago but have stayed around, I’m sure the they’ve still got a lot of core fans but is the end near?
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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2019, 05:39:15 PM »
With that video title they clearly don't give a shit,JT has gone straye. Zero doesn't matter to anyone that has been new to skating in the few years

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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2019, 05:39:20 PM »
It's just dying to live at this point.

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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2019, 05:40:36 PM »
Why does SLAP enjoy grave pissing so much?

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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2019, 05:42:44 PM »
What exactly happens inside a calculator when you try to divide by zero?  Like does it even try?
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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2019, 05:46:56 PM »
Why does SLAP enjoy grave pissing so much?
So we can ask how it died multiple times

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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2019, 05:53:19 PM »
Zero fucks given

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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2019, 05:53:35 PM »
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Why does SLAP enjoy grave pissing so much?
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So we can ask how it died multiple times

And to remind ourselves that as wonderful as our grandparents were, they were never core enough.

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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2019, 05:57:49 PM »
Would gnar if I could.
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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2019, 06:10:47 PM »
It's just dying to live at this point.
such a strange world we live in...

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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2019, 06:16:11 PM »
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It's just dying to live at this point.
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such a strange world we live in...
I guess when it dies, the devil’s going to say Welcome to Hell
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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2019, 06:18:31 PM »
Maybe having a misled youth was the main cause of the situation chief is in right now?
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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2019, 06:27:06 PM »
I would guess that both the Christian and international demographic keep Zero afloat these days.

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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2019, 06:37:37 PM »
What are they saying Dane did this time? Links?
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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2019, 06:38:17 PM »
Aft er the recent shit that’s came out regarding the chiefs legal issues and certain Dane Burman misconduct surely this brand can’t last much longer? I know Damn it all should be dropping soon but will that be enough to keep zero afloat? To be honest Ive always been a big fan of Zero and JT is one of my all time favourite skaters but  the brand fell into irrelevancy years ago but have stayed around, I’m sure the they’ve still got a lot of core fans but is the end near?
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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2019, 06:42:50 PM »
James Brockman is dope. Zero videos are always dope. You a dope. Dane Burman is a gentleman. Nick Trapasso jerked off and came on some poor girl at a party that was passed out but no one seemed to care cuz his style was chill.

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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2019, 06:46:46 PM »
Maybe he should have worked for him?

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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2019, 06:48:23 PM »
mods seem to want to sweep Burman under the rug. Correct me if im wrong

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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2019, 06:48:51 PM »
I’m not saying Brockman isn’t dope, also Sandoval, Cervantes, Windsor, Wimer are great skateboarders as are some of the ams. Not sure what’s the deal is with Gabriel summers but he rips too.
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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2019, 06:53:47 PM »
Has anyone who came up and rode for Zero in the past fifteen years stayed on the brand and had a successful career?
Nick Trapasso jerked off and came on some poor girl at a party that was passed out but no one seemed to care cuz his style was chill.
Please elaborate.
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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2019, 07:00:33 PM »
Picture me rollin… in my grave.

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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2019, 07:02:23 PM »
What exactly happens inside a calculator when you try to divide by zero?  Like does it even try?

Probably an if statement that says "don't do that"

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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2019, 07:04:42 PM »
How does any of that make him a pedophile?

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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2019, 07:05:06 PM »
Zero was just something he did.
Its all Jamie Thomas.
God bless him.
Zero was rad as fuck for a long time.

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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2019, 07:07:03 PM »
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It's just dying to live at this point.
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such a strange world we live in...
[/quoteall of this talk reminds me how hungry people on social media are for the thrill of it all

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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2019, 07:10:19 PM »
It's because hip-hop and auto tune kind of music is cool nowadays and goes with the hip Instagram edits and colorful camo pants and slo mo close ups of flatground tricks haha ... but it's a cycle and soon the hype around skateboarding from the mainstream will go away and that will bring back punk only then brands like zero can be relevant again, but now no way. I hope Zero survives this phase

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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2019, 07:15:42 PM »
Ditto.
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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2019, 07:17:13 PM »
Dane’s Twitter kinda creepy doe

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Re: How fucked is zero?
« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2019, 07:28:20 PM »
Has anyone who came up and rode for Zero in the past fifteen years stayed on the brand and had a successful career?
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Nick Trapasso jerked off and came on some poor girl at a party that was passed out but no one seemed to care cuz his style was chill.
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Please elaborate.

Boosh admitted it on skatetalk live after he stopped being homies with Trapasso. This was when he was still on Toy. He came on her when she was passed out cuz she wouldn't hook up with him.