How fucked is zero?

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If only JT sent Forrest Edwards 10 boards instead of 5

[Skateboarder X]

If only JT sent Forrest Edwards 10 boards instead of 5

Bloards

[Gideon Choi]

Yeah, I still don't get all the Burman hate. Dude kills it. Always has.

Only reason I kinda hate on Dane is because Tommy Gunz should have had last part in Cold War. Only reason Dane got it was because of that 50-50 kink drop, that's on Chief really but that's where I'm coming from.

[Skateboarder X]

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Yeah, I still don't get all the Burman hate. Dude kills it. Always has.

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Only reason I kinda hate on Dane is because Tommy Gunz should have had last part in Cold War. Only reason Dane got it was because of that 50-50 kink drop, that's on Chief really but that's where I'm coming from.

When tommy didnt get last part, zero stonks went waaaaaay down. waaaay way down.

[FS-OverKOOK]

Dane Burman used to send dick pics to my friends girlfriend at the time, she was like 17? this was 3ish years ago
That dude is a full blown creep

is that a question? In AUS the consent age is 16 so maybe there was some confusion. Maybe she didn't like your friend or his skating. Did you see the pics? if not, she may have wanted some attention. I guess we'll just have to wait until the investigation is completed.

[silhouette]

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If only JT sent Forrest Edwards 10 boards instead of 5

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Bloards

next time

[shannamal]

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Brandon Burleigh recently started riding for Zero as well.

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Thank God that guy's got a board sponsor. He fits zero too

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As fucked as that part was, I hope this dude becomes more than that boardslide. He should have kept that clip for the end of his career. Maybe he'll back lip it next

Also, Zero is soooooooFuuuuUuuuuUJUUuJuuUuucked brrOoOOOooo

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I see it more like this - if he's just flow and doing some shit like this now, in the next few years he's going to be doing significantly more fucked tricks/skating incomprehensible obstacles like the one above.

That trick isn't the pinnacle of his career, he's just getting started.

he was getting boards from santa cruz before this which made...no sense.

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Brandon Burleigh recently started riding for Zero as well.

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Thank God that guy's got a board sponsor. He fits zero too

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As fucked as that part was, I hope this dude becomes more than that boardslide. He should have kept that clip for the end of his career. Maybe he'll back lip it next

Also, Zero is soooooooFuuuuUuuuuUJUUuJuuUuucked brrOoOOOooo

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I see it more like this - if he's just flow and doing some shit like this now, in the next few years he's going to be doing significantly more fucked tricks/skating incomprehensible obstacles like the one above.

That trick isn't the pinnacle of his career, he's just getting started.

Exactly. By watching clips of BB the past year or so I can tell he's a savage who knows how to push himself. Plus he's still young. Zero may not be in the best place right now but I'm glad to see Brandon ride for a company he can possibly turn pro for, considering that he's been skating some spots you wouldn't see many pros even touch

[heckler]

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Dane Burman used to send dick pics to my friends girlfriend at the time, she was like 17? this was 3ish years ago
That dude is a full blown creep

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is that a question? In AUS the consent age is 16 so maybe there was some confusion. Maybe she didn't like your friend or his skating. Did you see the pics? if not, she may have wanted some attention. I guess we'll just have to wait until the investigation is completed.

Dude, he’s in his thirties.

[Yonnycage]

Zero is just trying to keep the thrill of it all real still and they are dying to live at this point. They keep adding new blood to their team but its always just some misled youth with all will and no skill. Its just a strange world we live in right now and the whole skate industry is in a sort of cold war with the big 90s and early 2000s brands that dominated before. Maybe if zero could put out another cool promo video that had no cash value with a ton of reggie and tguns footy, they will be fine.

Oh my god please stop🤦🏻‍♂️

[Jacob Gary]

can i get a tl:dr what exactly is going on here

ya mom's a hoe

[moneen]

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Dane Burman used to send dick pics to my friends girlfriend at the time, she was like 17? this was 3ish years ago
That dude is a full blown creep

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is that a question? In AUS the consent age is 16 so maybe there was some confusion. Maybe she didn't like your friend or his skating. Did you see the pics? if not, she may have wanted some attention. I guess we'll just have to wait until the investigation is completed.

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Dude, he’s in his thirties.

3 years ago he was 27.

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Dane Burman used to send dick pics to my friends girlfriend at the time, she was like 17? this was 3ish years ago
That dude is a full blown creep

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is that a question? In AUS the consent age is 16 so maybe there was some confusion. Maybe she didn't like your friend or his skating. Did you see the pics? if not, she may have wanted some attention. I guess we'll just have to wait until the investigation is completed.

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Dude, he’s in his thirties.

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3 years ago he was 27.

He’s 32 now so he was 29 in 2016. Fuck legality, what about a 29 year old hitting on teenagers seems okay? That’s arguably grooming.

[Francis Xavier]

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Dane Burman used to send dick pics to my friends girlfriend at the time, she was like 17? this was 3ish years ago
That dude is a full blown creep

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is that a question? In AUS the consent age is 16 so maybe there was some confusion. Maybe she didn't like your friend or his skating. Did you see the pics? if not, she may have wanted some attention. I guess we'll just have to wait until the investigation is completed.

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Dude, he’s in his thirties.

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3 years ago he was 27.

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He’s 32 now. Fuck legality, what about a 29 year old hitting on teenagers seems okay? That’s arguable grooming.

Yeah,but what country was he in at time?!

Either way it's some creeper shit. I understand the age of consent, and what's seemingly normal in countries that have it lower than the US...but it's not ok.

[ColinYourAssOut]

Dane Burman used to send dick pics to my friends girlfriend at the time, she was like 17? this was 3ish years ago
That dude is a full blown creep

Did you recognize the mole on that tallywhacker?

[feedmeseymour]

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Dane Burman used to send dick pics to my friends girlfriend at the time, she was like 17? this was 3ish years ago
That dude is a full blown creep

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is that a question? In AUS the consent age is 16 so maybe there was some confusion. Maybe she didn't like your friend or his skating. Did you see the pics? if not, she may have wanted some attention. I guess we'll just have to wait until the investigation is completed.

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Dude, he’s in his thirties.

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3 years ago he was 27.

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He’s 32 now so he was 29 in 2016. Fuck legality, what about a 29 year old hitting on teenagers seems okay? That’s arguably grooming.

There is nothing okay about anyone in their mid 20's (or older) grooming a teenage girl. that shit is creepy.
even a legal 18 year old is low hanging fruit and pathetic.


fuck dane.

Edit: curious whos going to be a man and slide into his dms, maybe catch a predator style?

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

16 is the age of consent in Aus so I’m gunna send dick pics to a 17 yo and that’s totally fine because #slaplogic

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Why does SLAP enjoy grave pissing so much?

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Subjective opinions grinding your gears? Oh, the irony.

that’s not what this is. this is Mean Girls shit

[Alois Hitler Jr.]

zero fucks given

[palelight]

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Why does SLAP enjoy grave pissing so much?

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Subjective opinions grinding your gears? Oh, the irony.

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that’s not what this is. this is Mean Girls shit

"Trang Pak made out with Coach Carr Dane Burman"?

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we all know that it’s a cold war out there right now with all of these new board brands popping up left and right. zero pretty much has no cash value anymore and is only still surviving for the thrill of it all. it’s a strange world we live in today with all of the misled youth giving their money away to companies with new blood as opposed to the ones that have been around forever and are dying to live but, at some point you just have to say “damn it all”

[dustyassrocketswitchv]

ooh totally fucked...wheres hugo's board?!

[Toadfish Rebecchi]

Guys do horrible stuff to women all the time, I'm not making excuses for anyone...

But someone comes on here and says "my friend's girlfriend used to get dick pics from him" with no evidence at all and we're supposed to turn on him?

If anyone is familiar with Dane's social media at all, he's pro feminism, open about sexuality, not being a misogynist etc.

I love how someone's dislike for a brand (which is subjective anyway) turned into a witch hunt.

[Donkey Lips]

Guys do horrible stuff to women all the time, I'm not making excuses for anyone...

But someone comes on here and says "my friend's girlfriend used to get dick pics from him" with no evidence at all and we're supposed to turn on him?

It's not turning on him if you never liked the horny little dweeb in the first place. I also love the "I'm not making excuses..." directly followed by making excuses. You can be pro feminism, open about sexuality, and still be a fucking creepy dickhole. Louis C.K. was all of those things that you mentioned, and basically forced women to watch him stroke one out.

[Toadfish Rebecchi]

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Guys do horrible stuff to women all the time, I'm not making excuses for anyone...

But someone comes on here and says "my friend's girlfriend used to get dick pics from him" with no evidence at all and we're supposed to turn on him?

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It's not turning on him if you never liked the horny little dweeb in the first place. I also love the "I'm not making excuses..." directly followed by making excuses. You can be pro feminism, open about sexuality, and still be a fucking creepy dickhole. Louis C.K. was all of those things that you mentioned, and basically forced women to watch him stroke one out.

Yep, I totally agree with you.

But a woman hasn't called him out yet. Just some dude on a forum that hasn't had any interactions with him at all...

[Allen.]

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Guys do horrible stuff to women all the time, I'm not making excuses for anyone...

But someone comes on here and says "my friend's girlfriend used to get dick pics from him" with no evidence at all and we're supposed to turn on him?

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It's not turning on him if you never liked the horny little dweeb in the first place. I also love the "I'm not making excuses..." directly followed by making excuses. You can be pro feminism, open about sexuality, and still be a fucking creepy dickhole. Louis C.K. was all of those things that you mentioned, and basically forced women to watch him stroke one out.

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Yep, I totally agree with you.

But a woman hasn't called him out yet. Just some dude on a forum that hasn't had any interactions with him at all...

You waiting for Jackson's rebuttal after Leaving Neverland too? I mean it's all hearsay

[Toadfish Rebecchi]

I'm not waiting for Dane's rebuttal either.

The point I'm making is that as far as I know, or any of us know, no women have come forward and have said he's harassed them. If they do, then it's a totally different story.

[Jud Nestorkins]

JAMIE SUXXX!

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Dane Burman used to send dick pics to my friends girlfriend at the time, she was like 17? this was 3ish years ago
That dude is a full blown creep

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is that a question? In AUS the consent age is 16 so maybe there was some confusion. Maybe she didn't like your friend or his skating. Did you see the pics? if not, she may have wanted some attention. I guess we'll just have to wait until the investigation is completed.

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Dude, he’s in his thirties.

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3 years ago he was 27.

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He’s 32 now so he was 29 in 2016. Fuck legality, what about a 29 year old hitting on teenagers seems okay? That’s arguably grooming.

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There is nothing okay about anyone in their mid 20's (or older) grooming a teenage girl. that shit is creepy.
even a legal 18 year old is low hanging fruit and pathetic.


fuck dane.

Edit: curious whos going to be a man and slide into his dms, maybe catch a predator style?

I hooked up with a 22 year old when I was 27 and that already felt weird as fuck. Dane is on some Drake shit.

[winecrab]

He doesn't have a shoe sponsor and risks his life for a measly zero check while the rape trio have better pay and sponsors. At least let him try to get laid.